Canna-Bliss Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 you never keep lighters for longer than 6 months.. fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You should live round here, you never keep em for more than 6 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You know you're stoned but observant when your mate comes round a week later and lights a spliff with YOUR FUCKING LIGHTER that you couldn't find after the last time he left Oooooh lighter thieves, how do you pick up a lighter that you clearly didn't buy and thing "Oh yeah, that's my lighter." Sorry, pet peeve of mine, I spend a fortune on bloody lighters, cos I'm too fucking nice to nick anyone else's. I know which lighter is mine - does that make me wierd or summat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tootsweet Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 YKYSW you burn your forehead with the tongs, then your ear then your neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owderb Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You know you're stoned but observant when your mate comes round a week later and lights a spliff with YOUR FUCKING LIGHTER that you couldn't find after the last time he left I know somebody just like that and he's a mod on here and his name begins with V and only has 2 more letters after it Proper lighter thief him Owd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmom Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 when you come down in the morning and it looks like a psycotic jamie oliver has trashed your kitchen and eaten all the good stuff mom x 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VRG Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I know somebody just like that and he's a mod on here and his name begins with V and only has 2 more letters after it Proper lighter thief him I hope you dont mean me! when you come down in the morning and it looks like a psycotic jamie oliver has trashed your kitchen and eaten all the good stuff You know your stoned when.... oh I forgot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryjane_iom Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 when ur on a whitey~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father McPot Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Sorry, pet peeve of mine, I spend a fortune on bloody lighters, cos I'm too fucking nice to nick anyone else's. I know which lighter is mine - does that make me wierd or summat Love using my lighter that someone nicked off me, then pocketing it. They ask what the hell I'm doing, I tell them I'm taking my lighter back. Then I take their lighter later for their insolence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppet Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Every stoner i know is a lighter thief! Me and me best mate tend to have a lighter amnesty once a month, mind at last count there was a dozen+ clippers stashed under me coffee table.... And you know your stoned when you've spent five minutes trying to pull the flint holder stick thingy out of a desposable lighter to roach ya spliff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canna-Bliss Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 You know you're stoned but observant when your mate comes round a week later and lights a spliff with YOUR FUCKING LIGHTER that you couldn't find after the last time he left Oooooh lighter thieves, how do you pick up a lighter that you clearly didn't buy and thing "Oh yeah, that's my lighter." Sorry, pet peeve of mine, I spend a fortune on bloody lighters, cos I'm too fucking nice to nick anyone else's. I know which lighter is mine - does that make me wierd or summat cheeky bastards aint they... ''its mine i bourght it earlier!'' ''yer thats why its got that distinctive scratch on the right hand side!!!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureindica Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 The yellow clippers mine GET OFFFFFFFFFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaybelrex Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I Know Im Lean when Im standing in the kitchen... wondering why I came into the kitchen in the first place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herb Alpert Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I'm shaking the jar that had the Chcolate Digestive's in They gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FD Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 YKYSW you are awake if you are me - and thru about half my sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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