You Know Your Stoned When....

[WAYNEFIVEBELL]

u no wen u r stoned wen u typ in slang and touch ur 1000w bulb wondering if it is as hot as it looks

[Canna-Bliss]

u no wen u r stoned wen u typ in slang and touch ur 1000w bulb wondering if it is as hot as it looks

aye yes i done that

[newbgrowin]

When you fill the car up with petrol instead of diesel

when u get back in the in the car at the petrol station and find out you have sum new passengers infact u seem to be in a different car

when u go 2 tesco shoppin get to the checkout, bag all youre food up and realise that u forgot youre credit card pin.

when you get to work n find out you av got 1 goin out shoe and 1 work boot on.

not that any of that az happend 2 me, honnest

[kilgore trout]

when ya have sat on ya bed for ten to fifteen minutes trying to decide wether to have a cup of tea or coffee

[josler]

When every last bit of chocolate / crisps / sweets /bread etc. you can lay your hands on has gone, you feel full up to your throat like another tiny morsel is gonna tip you over the edge, but you STILL want to eat just one more tube of pringles and slab of galaxy

[Troubled Mind]

You know your stoned when you laugh at your family pets when there lying asleep peacefully on the floor..

[An0dyne]

I'll throw down the gauntlet: smoke so much you forget how to skin up. I've seen it done, it's impressive.

[Celticbud]

When you pour orange juice on your cornflakes

[leroy]

but you STILL want to eat just one more tube of pringles and slab of galaxy

did that last night

2 tubes of pringles with 2 jars of dip and 2 Galaxy

[The_Embalmer]

When the carpet talks to you, the walls remind you and the cats are playing Scrabble, and by the way it's your go.

[cisum007]

when you go to skin up and notice youve allready done it ...more stoned

[zym zym]

i usualy press mute on the telly....stand up and fall over!!!!

[cisum007]

When you and your m8's have had a sneaky spliff inbetween pubs and the next 1 is brightly lit and full of str8 people O_o

or when your in a coffee shop in holland and walk outside onto the street only to cause a pile up of bikes(if ya know wat i mean)

going back to work after a sneaky lunchtime time biff and you try real hard to hide it but are convinced everyone knows...EEK

or when you and your m8's find it funny to watch the dog trying to at something in a bag..

[elmoogo]

... when you find yourself standing in the kitchen with a bemused look on your face, and absolutely no idea why you're there.

or when you're watching telly, the adverts come on, and 5 second into the first advert you can't for the life of you remember what you were watching....

So you get up to go to the kitchen for a drink and find yourself standing there with a bemused look on your face....

So you go back empty handed, sit down and turn the telly over, start watching summat, the adverts come on, you flick channels to see if owt else is on, and come across the movie you were watching ten minutes ago and actually quite enjoying

You know you're REALLY stoned when you skin up, can't find your lighter, go looking for it, forget what you were looking for so sit back down, forget you've skinned up so skin up again, then can't find your lighter I swear I've been trapped in a time loop that way

nail on the head, standing in front of the fridge door open cant remeber if i was getting something out or putting something back.

and the joint loop, and ash tray and lighter things aswell!!

[The_Embalmer]

If you cannot remember why You asked yourself. You are there.