Personunknown Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 You know your stoned when you forget you've a bag full to inhale and still 3 heat cycles to go 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuzuf Paradizo Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 A few years ago I left my pals, completely off my nut, and carrying 1/2 oz of the stinkiest Cheese in the usual rubbishy plastic zip lock. Jumping onto a 63 bus, I went upstairs and settled in a window seat to watch the world go by. After a few moments I tuned into a nearby conversation and realised a couple behind were absolutely appaled and affronted at the stink coming off my weed and one was saying they couldn't stand it and would 'have to move'. I glanced surreptitiously around and the whole top deck, seemed like, were staring as one at me the dishevelled red eyed source of the all enveloping skunky pong....... PARANOIA. In the event I dived off at the next stop and caught the 62 bus behind which took me most of my journey but would involve a change of buses to get me back onto a 63 and my original route. Anyway, seems like at some point along the way this new bus had overtaken the first bus and unbeknownst to me I ended up boarding this the original bus. Again I climbed to the top deck and at the top of the stairs bewildered turned to face the original puzzled looking passengers, possibly wondering how this lurching stoned hippie had teleported several miles down the road to a completely different part of the city. Anyway, you know you are stoned when... 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr mcgregor Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 It's lunchtime......... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipju Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 when you're filling the dishwasher with the clean plates that you just got out. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vapeOguy Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 When you walk to the local shop. Get what you need ,then freak right out for about 30 seconds once you leave and think some bastard has stolen the bike you never even rode to the shop on 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddNut Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 04/02/2022 at 1:00 PM, Kush Lover said: @silvester growdrobe I watched the missus pour the gravy into the sieve the other day, problem was there was nothing to catch it underneath and it went straight down the drain! I did this with pasta once .. right scolded me feet 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly123 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 (edited) I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck Edited February 28 by Polly123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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