tsk Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 you read through ninteen pages of stoners talking about being stoned and recognise your self at least once a page. you hear someone shouting your name, open the door and shout "WHAT?" at an empty house you think, "nah, fuck it, i can do that tommorow" about whatever it is you were determined to do before the first joint you have to keep skipping the track back to just that point where the drums come in becasue the break is SO GOOD! and you find youve been doing it for an hour you find yourself with itunes and real player open at the same time and your playing Suzzane by Nina Simone on both of them but trying to get one track to play exactly the right amount of bars behind the other to create the divine echo, and its 3AM and you just came on at 10pm to check your email. and lighter in hand, rolling a joint forgetting the one in your mouth, 90 degree shoulder slupm, day with a Y, no sugar based food left in the house 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blayz'd Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 When you catch yourself starring at the screen, day dreaming about what? You have no clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-G- Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 When you think about the weirdest things and end up with a very interesting thought. Then you forget and want to know what it was again. Then you go throught that chain of thoughts again till you eventually remember what it was. Quite a common one for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boaby_phet Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 "when you start thinking about killing people"" ... dam phsycosis! .. DAM KILLER SKUNK! (sorry if its been done already) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 heres my stoned experience actually happened with my good friend weedwarrior. we went in to have a look at my grow when the light had came on and noticed the osci fan wasnt working, bugger we thought as we pressed all the buttons trying to make it work, so we untied the fan and removed the bungee got the thing out of the grow area and i was getting my spare fan when WW went to unplug it and noticed it was on a timer that was off he flicked the timer and it came on whirring away perfectly. leaving us looking like a right pair or planks for not checking it in the first place !! we just stood there and laughed !! T1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe stalin Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 you wonder just how powerful electric windows are, without thinking(hey your thought prcess is already tied up with electric widows) place your fingers between the glass and door frame and press up on the control button all the way to the top. ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbal Kint Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 When my mate thats standing next to me calls me and ask me for a joint and m like who da fck is this and as he is talking to me on a mobile phone m thinking that hes speaking to me directly and telling him to shut up cuz m trying to figure out who is calling it waz like a minute while he got to me and tells me that m speaking whit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888bhoy Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 you know your stoned when you spend an hour looking for your car keys that you had 5 mins ago only to find them in either your pocket or your hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdog Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 When my mate thats standing next to me calls me and ask me for a joint and m like who da fck is this and as he is talking to me on a mobile phone m thinking that hes speaking to me directly and telling him to shut up cuz m trying to figure out who is calling it waz like a minute while he got to me and tells me that m speaking whit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza82 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 you know your stoned when you think you logged out the night before and when you come on the next day you realise your still logged in - as i've just done, that bubblehash is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk digler Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Your going out, ya get in your car and remember you forgot something, you go back in the house but can't remember what the fuck it was you forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Phill Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 When your head buzzes the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LambsBreadCollie Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 When you are listening to dub with your headphones on. Your head is rocking in a circular motion and you are thinking 'this is it man, this is fucking it'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big#bud Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 when you sit there staring at the tv for about an hour with a gone out joint in your mouth before you realise id never miss that when im sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leepy Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 You wake up and QWERTYUIOP is impressed across your forehead. Oh and your keyboard is fucked cos you've been drooling into it for hours feck me how big is your head :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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