leroy Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i just rolled a spliff and looked at my ashtray and guess whats in it...........yep half a joint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 when ... fk .... errr ... hmmmmm, if i wait long enough i may just remember .... *whistles* errrrr ... when do i know what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish-head Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 The day ends in a Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advan-Nutes Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 When your on the pc trying to keep your head straight and it refuesses. Along with typing about one word a minute and stopping for breaks in between! :walkman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest south east toker Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 When the wife asks you to get some extra washing line at the shop and i come back with pegs! :walkman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guerrilla Kid Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ...you run out of weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 when ... fk .... errr ... hmmmmm, if i wait long enough i may just remember .... *whistles* errrrr ... when do i know what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D|2Y-L34FS Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 you feel like every little thing you do is a major decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obscure_shadow Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 you feel like every little thing you do is a major decision dood.. when you like.... yeah and you are all,, uh.... and stuff.. right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddin Hippy Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) Its a bit of a long shot but has anyone seem my lighter i've got a half smoked spliff that wont light its self Edited July 15, 2006 by Buddin Hippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacaman Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 You steel yourself up to roll another spliff and think, this is the last bit, I'll go to bed after I have this bit. Then you look into the mix bowl and it's empty. You then realise that you said this to yourself on the last joint and you forgot so, seeing as you're all keyed up for a last smoke you make up another mix. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 you spend more time walking inbetween rooms and places than doing anything else. i always go to to do somthing and get half way there, only to forget and find somthing new to captivate my attention. eventially i get bored of that and remember i forget what i initially came for, so i end up walking back to wherever only for somthing else to come along and ruin it. somtimes il go to the shop, which is only 5 minutes walk away, but becuase of my damn ipod and not being able to decide what song it wants to play the journey ends up taking up a good portion of an hour. ive even gone out to go somewhere and spent so long choosing what music to listen to that i forget why im outside. i need some kind of inteligent playlist generator, that analises a database of my musical taste to create the perfect mix of music based upon my mood, which is sensed by some kind of bodily sensors. now that would be handy but hardly practical methinks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StonedSkunk Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 You realise two things... 1) that its 09.33 am and your this stoned already. 2) if you continue lean into the monitor that much more you will need eye replacement surgery by this evenning... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrips Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 or like it seams to take hours to hav a piss but it feels so good so u dont wont it to stop koz uv got stuff to do but carnt rember wot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopedog Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 u forget how many joints u've smoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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