Guest Healthystealthy Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 thats not being stoned .... thats 'begging for pussy'dont for one moment think i'm pulling the high ground here on you hip - we've all done/do it n1 percy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dr rockster Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 You know your stoned when your mother-in-law starts to look kinda cute.... Shit,what are you smoking?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Healthystealthy Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 .... you get back in your car at the petrol station, in the passenger side only to realise you are there on your own & look like a right tit cos you have to get out again, noooo sirrrreeeeeeee, no sitting there to pretend your with someone else, you WILL have to get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confused Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 when you get back home after a few days in Holland and realise that you wore your henry of squidgy hash (which you lost the night before while twatted) on the front of your jacket back from Amsterdam to England,through 2 sets of customs checks without knowing it and it being in full sight of everyone who looked at me the only reason i can think was it looked just like a button on my jacket thank fuck for brown jackets with big brown buttons nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sm0kescreen Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) You put on your tv and surround sound to watch david attenboroughs life of birds documentary..turn tv off..and accidentally leave sound on...spend 15 minutes wondering why there is a scratching sound coming from bedroom wall and end up informing parents there are rats burrowing in the walls of their house. Turns out the scratching sound was a bird making a nest. Edited July 16, 2007 by sm0kescreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah420 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 You put on your tv and surround sound to watch david attenboroughs life of birds documentary..turn tv off..and accidentally leave sound on...spend 15 minutes wondering why there is a scratching sound coming from bedroom wall and end up informing parents there are rats burrowing in the walls of their house.Turns out the scratching sound was a bird making a nest. :wink: When your walking home from your mates and come to the conclusion that all the streetlights are definatly of the purple spectrum. Or possiably maroon. And then trying to work it out standing in the rain for 1/2 an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 when u spend all night chonged playing the plane game AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH NOT THE PLANE GAME AGAIN :wink: click me if u dare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza82 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 when you singe your eyebrows trying to spark up a j with a clipper lighter which you forgot had a flame like a flamethrower, think i've done it twice now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dr rockster Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Blimey,if the enemy/Daily Mail ever see this thread we're fucked peeps! Grown men going about with drugs stuck to them!Your child might have bumped into him quite innocently and died of an overdose! Driving cars and forgetting which side the wheel is on! At least drink drivers dont do that! I could go on but its too scary!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-G- Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 you realise that the police car up ahead is just your parents arriving home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Phill Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 When you go to take a draw but can't be arsed so put it back in the ashtray and ponder at the interesting insect flying around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinny_Jimmy Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 You call your mate Dad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Phill Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 I love losing myself in music, when a brilliant tune comes on and hits the soul. International Herb springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopedog Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 when you can feel your whole arm buzzing, then realize it pins and needles from leaning on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 90%THC Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 the phone rings and you pick it up but its still ringing!!! then you realise it was the tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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