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buddy13

I fucking hate my Mrs

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don't get me wrong half the time I absolutely love my Mrs but the other half:wallbash: .

I'll start with some minor things and see how annoyed I get whilst remembering and go from there, feel free to join in/ vent :furious:

 

I hate it when she moans about the mess but is the one who makes it....

I hate it when she says she's cool with something and then 5 mins later flips out like its the end of the world...

I hate it when she thinks she knows best only to admit 5 mins later that she got it horribly wrong, again....

I hate it when she goes behind my back to make a decision which goes completely against what we agreed, you guest it, 5 mins earlier....

I hate it when she goes on about the smell of cannabis when she smokes herself..... 

I hate it when she knows all this^^ but still does that shit:wallbash:

that will do for now(going to get some divorce papers downloaded) 

to be continued :pitchfork:

 

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Rule number one..Never marry them!

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you want to be married a long time ?

 

 

then she`s always right ..and dont say i fuckin told you so when she fucks up ..its that simple ..you dont have to believe it ..just accept thats what she will believe.

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together over 30 years now but not married......

while I'm here;

I hate it when she says she'll be back in 10 mins and then takes 2hrs...ffs

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Just now, buddy13 said:

 

I hate it when she says she'll be back in 10 mins and then takes 2hrs...ffs

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That was the bit I liked:yes:

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5 minutes ago, buddy13 said:

together over 30 years now but not married......

while I'm here;

I hate it when she says she'll be back in 10 mins and then takes 2hrs...ffs

ahh not married ..that explains why you havent been given the rules ..no rule books before marriage ..

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I'm guessing its one where the letters and words change magically and, synchronised with their brain changes every 0.1 of a second?

fat lot of good that'll do anyonelol

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no it just has all the conversion times ...

 

give me a sec = anytime up to ten mins or totally forget it til evening 

wont be a mo = unlimited waiting time usually applies to nights out 

in a tic =anything up to an hour 

hold on = never 

ill be ready at ....insert time = 2 hour window of leeway either side of said time 

nipping out for 5 ..= chatting bollocks about you ..could take hours ..

want anything out ?= fuck you im going shopping you aint getting shit ..

 

seriously ..ask a married man if you can borrow his copy of old moores almanac of women 2018 ..itll all change next year so keep up to date 

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they are all mental- its just varying degrees of mentalness

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Yep, almost had enough of her sh*t.

 

Armchair expert on everything.

 

Been to Hawaii once 20 years ago for two weeks and now knows what every American and Hawaiian think.

 

Knows how to spend money but does not know how to earn money.

 

Expects a medal for doing basic things like doing the dishes, mopping the floor, taking the cat to the groomers, went to the gym....a medal for each, now !

 

Is always not well or ill until it is time to visit the mother in law or go shopping, at this point she can waltz around a shopping centre for 5 hours and other things.

 

 

She was never like this before we got married.  Seriously, never marry ! 

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Memes, For Sale by Owner, and ð¤: ust FOR SALE BY OWNER:  Complete set of  new  oes  Encyclopedia Britannica,  45 volumes.  res, Excellent condition.  No longer needed,  an, Got married last month.  Wife knows everything,

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I get social security sex.

I get a little bit each month but not enough to live on.

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7 minutes ago, monkeypig said:

I get social security sex.

I get a little bit each month but not enough to live on.

 

Wait 'til it heals up completely before you start complaining bud..............:wassnnme:  :ouch:

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My first marriage sounds like this thread .... my current wife is my best everything. 

 

Biggest reason for me is honest communication , no secrets , no lies and no arguing in bed ever. 

 

Took me over 50 years to find mine 

 

:yinyang:

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