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:skull: YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE THE KING :king::skull:

no surrender!! ;)

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Right, time for a Coffee break seeing as theres no updates

:wassnnme:

Help yourselves boys and girls, fill up..

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The M&M dudes will see too all ya pipes bongs and J's..

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:smokin:

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So after the borgia set ruined my good name it has taken some time to rekindle the love locally. I do have to ask the eternal question;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDBGloOUVOE&feature=fvst

I thought the overuse of cleaning agents but others have fully laid the blame at the feet of the begger's predicament. Mudsharks I hear you cry. Live and learn eh???

hey hiphip..

looking luvverly and firm and green there dude..(in my mind)..just like your plants, but with a talking head..

be interesting to see what you make of this strain..they give out doctorates for original contributions to knowledge you know..

sounds like you are lucky in your chance of vicar as neighbour..they are, as a breed, largely so antagonistic to vicar-ious pleasures i find..

hope the ladies continue happy for you.. :yep:

living in a black and white world..?..dress like it..

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Many thanks for popping in my friend. Your invitation to the "Party" was mailed but they posted it via Greenland so it may not have arrived yet. Stay on top of the bottom. Latin love phrases usually work. Rose hip???, cabbage ankle???

Aw c'mon tae fick, who ate aw the Jammy Dodgers?? Let me smell your breaths, just as well I brought MEGA choc chip cookies & you can all fick off.

Sort these greedy fickers out HH.

H2

Oh yeah, those plants are looking ok aren't they?

Hi Hydro, it was Tony mate. He made a paste out of them and some peanut butter. I won't tell you the deposit site but they are still being followed by squirrels (Know who I mean). Those cookies will come in useful, thanks. It is not up to me to control others my friend. Slobbering and general fucking about are insisted on so get some knee pads and get stuck in. I have secured Tony into a position of extreme up-ended-ness and, if I am correct, the queue is getting shorter during the dinner hour.

Plants are fine my friend, the least of Tony's concern, pics are coming. Stay stoned mate I believe that the butler has replenished stocks.

:skull: YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE THE KING :king::skull:

no surrender!! ;)

I like your style Boris Barry Bagshot. You and your clan come into this preserve of general stupidity and because of the new sprog in the wheel the noise poLICE have been in touch. But, you good grower you, the local cuntstabluary are aware of the events held in the mansion, they attend as takers every now and again, so they have told me to carry on as normal. "Leave The BBB concern to us", they said. I think that the custard may have got in the way during translation but you get the jist???

I have asked the NEW vicar, and Mrs Ogallvy to pay you a "VISIT" to explain the local bylaws. It would appear that your initial complaints have been thrown out. By the way, it was not a donkey you saw. Tony is a vegetarian. No surrender??? Mrs wilberforce MAY change your mind.

Right, time for a Coffee break seeing as theres no updates

:wassnnme:

Help yourselves boys and girls, fill up..

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The M&M dudes will see too all ya pipes bongs and J's..

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:smokin:

Thanks for the replenishment CK. Expenses ALL passed this month, even the BIGBOY INTRUDER. I had an application for the new apprentice. I would think rabid will fall right in. Make sure that he is fully instructed in the correct placement of the apricot because we have had complaints. Question my fine fingered friend. I notice that Tony has had a heart shaved into his anal fluff, do you still have the stencil??? Let rabid have a go on the left nostril will you???

Oh before I forget, That fucking Bagshot has been in declaring his royalist tendencies. Fire a coupkle off from the east wing will you, just enough to warn him. The ladies of leisure annual hide and seek is taking place on Tuesday, free the komodos Monday night there's a good chap. I found Tony's anthem as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixHujoSAC3k&feature=relmfu

UPDATE

So the ladies have been placed into the tent. today is day one of the 12/12 regime. I have a new 600 adjusta watt so HOORAY for lumens. First up is number 4. She is in a 11 L pot and stands 57 cms above the top of Coco (TOC). She will be fed grow nutrients for seven days and then the bloom will start.

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Next up is number one followed by three. These are in 6 L pots (Ran out of coco :wallbash: ). They stand at 56 TOC (1) and 36 (3). 3 is a short umpy little fucker, no elegance at all but we live in hope.

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Next update in a few days time. The wooded Western edges have been land mined, Moats and crocs to the North. Let that Bagshot bastard try an invasion.

Cheers :smokin:

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So after the borgia set ruined my good name it has taken some time to rekindle the love locally. I do have to ask the eternal question;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDBGloOUVOE&feature=fvst

I thought the overuse of cleaning agents but others have fully laid the blame at the feet of the begger's predicament. Mudsharks I hear you cry. Live and learn eh???

hey hiphip..

looking luvverly and firm and green there dude..(in my mind)..just like your plants, but with a talking head..

be interesting to see what you make of this strain..they give out doctorates for original contributions to knowledge you know..

sounds like you are lucky in your chance of vicar as neighbour..they are, as a breed, largely so antagonistic to vicar-ious pleasures i find..

hope the ladies continue happy for you.. :yep:

living in a black and white world..?..dress like it..

post-58195-0-02850200-1337275034_thumb.jpg

Many thanks for popping in my friend. Your invitation to the "Party" was mailed but they posted it via Greenland so it may not have arrived yet. Stay on top of the bottom. Latin love phrases usually work. Rose hip???, cabbage ankle???

Aw c'mon tae fick, who ate aw the Jammy Dodgers?? Let me smell your breaths, just as well I brought MEGA choc chip cookies & you can all fick off.

Sort these greedy fickers out HH.

H2

Oh yeah, those plants are looking ok aren't they?

Hi Hydro, it was Tony mate. He made a paste out of them and some peanut butter. I won't tell you the deposit site but they are still being followed by squirrels (Know who I mean). Those cookies will come in useful, thanks. It is not up to me to control others my friend. Slobbering and general fucking about are insisted on so get some knee pads and get stuck in. I have secured Tony into a position of extreme up-ended-ness and, if I am correct, the queue is getting shorter during the dinner hour.

Plants are fine my friend, the least of Tony's concern, pics are coming. Stay stoned mate I believe that the butler has replenished stocks.

:skull: YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE THE KING :king::skull:

no surrender!! ;)

I like your style Boris Barry Bagshot. You and your clan come into this preserve of general stupidity and because of the new sprog in the wheel the noise poLICE have been in touch. But, you good grower you, the local cuntstabluary are aware of the events held in the mansion, they attend as takers every now and again, so they have told me to carry on as normal. "Leave The BBB concern to us", they said. I think that the custard may have got in the way during translation but you get the jist???

I have asked the NEW vicar, and Mrs Ogallvy to pay you a "VISIT" to explain the local bylaws. It would appear that your initial complaints have been thrown out. By the way, it was not a donkey you saw. Tony is a vegetarian. No surrender??? Mrs wilberforce MAY change your mind.

Right, time for a Coffee break seeing as theres no updates

:wassnnme:

Help yourselves boys and girls, fill up..

post-69331-0-53641500-1338122608_thumb.jpgpost-69331-0-60422300-1338122617_thumb.jpg

The M&M dudes will see too all ya pipes bongs and J's..

post-69331-0-72750700-1338122618_thumb.jpg

:smokin:

Thanks for the replenishment CK. Expenses ALL passed this month, even the BIGBOY INTRUDER. I had an application for the new apprentice. I would think rabid will fall right in. Make sure that he is fully instructed in the correct placement of the apricot because we have had complaints. Question my fine fingered friend. I notice that Tony has had a heart shaved into his anal fluff, do you still have the stencil??? Let rabid have a go on the left nostril will you???

Oh before I forget, That fucking Bagshot has been in declaring his royalist tendencies. Fire a coupkle off from the east wing will you, just enough to warn him. The ladies of leisure annual hide and seek is taking place on Tuesday, free the komodos Monday night there's a good chap. I found Tony's anthem as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixHujoSAC3k&feature=relmfu

UPDATE

So the ladies have been placed into the tent. today is day one of the 12/12 regime. I have a new 600 adjusta watt so HOORAY for lumens. First up is number 4. She is in a 11 L pot and stands 57 cms above the top of Coco (TOC). She will be fed grow nutrients for seven days and then the bloom will start.

gallery_54925_4130_158381.jpg

gallery_54925_4130_324688.jpg

gallery_54925_4130_211201.jpg

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Next up is number one followed by three. These are in 6 L pots (Ran out of coco :wallbash: ). They stand at 56 TOC (1) and 36 (3). 3 is a short umpy little fucker, no elegance at all but we live in hope.

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gallery_54925_4130_134302.jpg

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Next update in a few days time. The wooded Western edges have been land mined, Moats and crocs to the North. Let that Bagshot bastard try an invasion.

Cheers :smokin:

nice work man but your attempts are futile against me mowahahaha ;)

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Lovely work hip hip and it seems to make the extensive internal surgery seem so worthwhile in hindsight. The pain seems easier to tolerate with a few nice looking plants to admire.

I thought that would be the end of the matter, but alas Cannabis King had rigged up your cellar with some covert TV cameras. He has threatened to send the footage to the Guild of Dutch Seed Meisters unless i cut him a deal and gave him some more free seeds. Even the hospital chaplain had no sympathy for me. Still I have learned some valuable lessons and will enrol in self defence lessons if I recover the use of my legs.

So hopefully I can put this episode behind me now and move on. I will have to go, the nurses are here with the antiseptic and my screams will be echoing through the corridors shortly.

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Lovely work hip hip and it seems to make the extensive internal surgery seem so worthwhile in hindsight. The pain seems easier to tolerate with a few nice looking plants to admire.

I thought that would be the end of the matter, but alas Cannabis King had rigged up your cellar with some covert TV cameras. He has threatened to send the footage to the Guild of Dutch Seed Meisters unless i cut him a deal and gave him some more free seeds. Even the hospital chaplain had no sympathy for me. Still I have learned some valuable lessons and will enrol in self defence lessons if I recover the use of my legs.

So hopefully I can put this episode behind me now and move on. I will have to go, the nurses are here with the antiseptic and my screams will be echoing through the corridors shortly.

As to the hospital Chaplain, I should think not to sympathy & as for using the Jammy Dodgers along with peanut butter(another of my favourite beverages)as a paste to secrete into orifices that should be held private & retentive how I would love to be in that corridor to hear those screams.

Oh my goodness look at the kids HH, how they grow. Oh look the monkey face in my coffee is smiling..hehe...What do you mean you don't take milk tokens anymore?.

H2

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Hey mate, just trying to get through the DP diaires and it looks like your plants are in fine form and looking a picture of health, good luck with the grow dude :yep:

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Lovely work hip hip and it seems to make the extensive internal surgery seem so worthwhile in hindsight. The pain seems easier to tolerate with a few nice looking plants to admire.

I thought that would be the end of the matter, but alas Cannabis King had rigged up your cellar with some covert TV cameras. He has threatened to send the footage to the Guild of Dutch Seed Meisters unless i cut him a deal and gave him some more free seeds. Even the hospital chaplain had no sympathy for me. Still I have learned some valuable lessons and will enrol in self defence lessons if I recover the use of my legs.

So hopefully I can put this episode behind me now and move on. I will have to go, the nurses are here with the antiseptic and my screams will be echoing through the corridors shortly.

Hello Tony, it is all about FUN and enjoying the pain Tony. The end is always better than the actual insertion as you have found out. The images were passed by quality control which means, as you well know, that the so called masters have full access to ALL YOUR movements, both internal and projectile. That was in the contract my friend. Chaplain, Chilblain I say, the vicar has sorted that impostor out and normal service is penned in for Wednesday. Make sure that you attend, even with the catheter, I am insisting on that and wear pink.

Yes we know about the "screams". Pleasure my matron told me so the dosage has been increased. Now, I know that since his diploma C K has been teaching rabid, the new apprentice, how to "DO IT". I agree that he shouldn't have used the scalpel so quickly and as recourse we shall of course include free custard for your auntie. Anyway I must be off now because that fucking Bagshot has been mouthing off again. Leopards not enough??? Aardvarks then.

As for using the Jammy Dodgers along with peanut butter(another of my favourite beverages)as a paste to secrete into orifices that should be held private & retentive how I would love to be in that corridor to hear those screams.

Oh my goodness look at the kids HH, how they grow. Oh look the monkey face in my coffee is smiling..hehe...What do you mean you don't take milk tokens anymore?.

H2

Rabid, get hydro a fresh one will you, yes C K is doing his test grow so you can look after Tony for a while. Hello hydro mate, sorry stopped taking those after the court case, you know, so it is ganja only I'm afraid. I have a video of the incident if you wish. It is the unedited one but the volume is real mate. HD quality close up and dolby sound. I'll get one sent down but there is a live show on in cellar number four and Tony's friends are in fridgeroom2. Enjoy it mate.

Hey mate, just trying to get through the DP diaires and it looks like your plants are in fine form and looking a picture of health, good luck with the grow dude :yep:

Hi Serpent, you OK mate??? Good. Tony said you'd be in so there is a coffee over there mate. Do you want a go on the donkey? Rabid will sort that out. Got to go I hear some growling from the East.

UPDATE

So they have been in the tent since I put them in there. They are still alive (Hooray) and are still relatively short (at least to others in the tent). I'll just put up some pics of 4 today and do a full update tomorrow.

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But there is confirmation of female status. (A ten bag I have heard say)

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Rabis is struggling with the gag C K can you have a quick word mate as legal fees are shooting up. I have ordered some new aprons and gloves. Did that bagshot come back??? The Annual Geisha Sumo team challenge is on Friday, I have put you down to face off with Grisellda.

Cheers :smokin:

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looks like a woman :yinyang:

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looks like a woman :yinyang:

That is what everyone says when they first see Tony in the dungeon my friend Yosser. Where have you been mate, enjoying the cactus garden? Have a seat and a coffee mate. RABID, put the bigboy intruder down. That is for next weeks lesson. Get Yosser a coffee and see if the donkey id free.

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yes, enter Hip Hip's grow room with extreme caution bretheren. I am still recovering in the Amsterdam centre for abused seed vendors. The video's are circulating on the internet and my colleagues are telling me not to worry about it - that any publicity is good publicity. I am not so sure, but clearly positive thinking is one of the few faculties I have left and even that is in short supply.

The catheter came in useful, with one swift (and painful) tug I was able to pull it all the way out and incorporte it into a makeshift bong fashioned from a couple of bedpans which I was able to glue stick together with some plaster of paris. The catheter gave the bud a slightly pissy taste but other than that I have no complaints.

The chaplain has assured me that the live internet link from Hip Hip's growroom has now been taken off air and that all my sins are forgiven. So I am in the clear whereas Hip Hip still has some questions to answer, not least of which is cable broadcasting home-made porn without a license.

My case is under review by the Dutch Guild of Seed Meisters. Apparently I am to be investigated for questionable ethics and bringing the seed business into disrepute. The good news is that the Guild of Dutch Porno Producers have asked the hospital if they can come and interview me for VIP membership. Every cloud has a silver lining Hip, and I am getting a new catheter fitted soon too.

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Hi Serpent, you OK mate??? Good. Tony said you'd be in so there is a coffee over there mate. Do you want a go on the donkey? Rabid will sort that out. Got to go I hear some growling from the East.

Yeah I got my diary started eventually, better late than never :stoned: And thanks for the coffee mate, I'll grab a mug or several, but if you don't mind, I'll decline the ride on the donkey :unsure:

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yes, enter Hip Hip's grow room with extreme caution bretheren. I am still recovering in the Amsterdam centre for abused seed vendors. The video's are circulating on the internet and my colleagues are telling me not to worry about it - that any publicity is good publicity. I am not so sure, but clearly positive thinking is one of the few faculties I have left and even that is in short supply.

Only the tools of pleasure need fear Tony, All others are welcomed with open feet. That centre is one of my satellite clinics Tony, you should have gone elsewhere to evade my clutches and yes, the videos are up, sales have rocketed, although the DP GAG is lagging behind. I like it when you are in the right frame of mind, rabid will sort that out.

The catheter came in useful, with one swift (and painful) tug I was able to pull it all the way out and incorporte it into a makeshift bong fashioned from a couple of bedpans which I was able to glue stick together with some plaster of paris. The catheter gave the bud a slightly pissy taste but other than that I have no complaints.

Please tell me that you put it back after??? Vital that the connection is maintained Tony, I told you that. I'll speak of the new one later.

The chaplain has assured me that the live internet link from Hip Hip's growroom has now been taken off air and that all my sins are forgiven. So I am in the clear whereas Hip Hip still has some questions to answer, not least of which is cable broadcasting home-made porn without a license.

Do not listen to the fraudster Tony. An imposter from the Bagshot estate see. And who ever mentioned porn??? I would rather say erratic art but those with a blinkered approach will find the lime cordial more suitable. Do not speak to that chaplie again or there may be trouble ahead. I had the lawyers over so all is good so far

My case is under review by the Dutch Guild of Seed Meisters. Apparently I am to be investigated for questionable ethics and bringing the seed business into disrepute. The good news is that the Guild of Dutch Porno Producers have asked the hospital if they can come and interview me for VIP membership. Every cloud has a silver lining Hip, and I am getting a new catheter fitted soon too.

I always knew working for DUTCH PASSION would get you into trouble Tony but did you listen??? NO. So I have had to make sure that the fixtures are more secure. The chains were left un-locked by the new apprentice so he has been told. Now that you are back in the harness you're there for good. I suggest a little bit more relaxation because I have had an approach from Yosser and you really wouldn't want that, so behave. The new insertion has barbs, go on take that one out without my approval. Now I have to go and inspect the ponies.

Hi Serpent, you OK mate??? Good. Tony said you'd be in so there is a coffee over there mate. Do you want a go on the donkey? Rabid will sort that out. Got to go I hear some growling from the East.

Yeah I got my diary started eventually, better late than never :stoned: And thanks for the coffee mate, I'll grab a mug or several, but if you don't mind, I'll decline the ride on the donkey :unsure:

Ok if the donkey is not for you perhaps a go on the helter skelter??? The tower has been shored up so it is almost safe. C K. Is the coffee supply OK mate??? Good, get my friend Serp's another would you? Thanks.

Cheers :smokin:

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Ohh helter skelter now your talking :yahoo: Milk and 1 sugar please CK :D

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Ohh helter skelter now your talking :yahoo: Milk and 1 sugar please CK :D

Hope you like the mug, Milk 1 sugar, enjoy mucker :yep:

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Cheers :smokin:

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