Yosser Hughes Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 when u name your route to work .......the dogshit run. fuk god help me in morning i think ill take long long route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 my guts is weak + when i see steam rising off the fukas....... i need 2 hours to come around.......3 mugs of PG tip`s call it adrenaline rush. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twigs Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, thekingofobsolete said: i need 2 hours to come around when you pick them up they're warm and you can put them in your pocket or under your hat to keep warm on winter walks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, twigs said: when you pick them up they're warm and you can put them in your pocket or under your hat to keep warm on winter walks down our way they sling them up into the bushes where the bio degrade + leak all over the cyclists when they rot ......... they hang there like badges. ach y fi ......... tbh i doubt i could pick my own stool up fresh,i`d rather it dried out + cured. when i nad a dog i`d let it shit up the tip + rot ffs........its why i got a cat,he goes over the fence digs a hole in next doors flower bed,then shakes like fuk squeezing 1 out,the poor fuka cant have long left i hope. aint had a nites sleep in 3 years,bastard thing wakes us up for food............anyway fuk dogshit at 6 am,it ruins my day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) when the telly jumped left then right + u drop a lite spliff on the floor + u look at the keyboard + think what the fuk am i doing its time i retired surely. i burnt the rug Edited June 18, 2019 by thekingofobsolete 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingArse Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 When you're in the lift going up and you could swear you were going down. Or vice versa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 you reread 1 or 2 of your own post`s and end up laffing like a fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJJ Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 ...when a sexy girl starts smiling at you from the table opposite and without thinking start picking your nose. Even worse if you go ahead and eat it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill cooper Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 (edited) When you're getting ready to go to the shops and you're doing a checklist in your head of what you need to buy in case you forget anything. You know that you are wasted so you then do a checklist of everything you need to take with you, money, bank card and keys as I take them out the front door thinking that's me sorted ready to go no what I need to get and I've got everything I need. I open the door take one step out only to realise I don't have any shoes on Edited June 29, 2019 by bill cooper 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranec Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 You know it was a heavy one the night before when you get to work and decide to take a piss only to find you put your boxershorts on back to front when you woke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill cooper Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 When you're in looking at your buds and you spot a dodgy looking sugar leaf and panic thinking bud rot, you pick it off and it's fine no signs of bud rot result. You make your way back to the couch and start smoking a joint of bubble hash you made earlier, you start feeling sleepy and rub your eyes with the fingers you just used to pick the sugar leaf off bloodshot is an understatement, what a day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 your in work + yuh feel like pulling your tool out to have a shit........ e.g busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 when you just switched on the laundry whites and you spot a solitary red t shirt going round and round and round and its new bad me i blame the smoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill cooper Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) triple post Edited August 1, 2019 by bill cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill cooper Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) Edited August 1, 2019 by bill cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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