bill cooper Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 You know you're stoned when you're absolutely raging at what sounds like someone jumping on a pogo stick in the flat above, so much so that I'm shouting at the top of my voice, stop the fecking banging. I've made my mind up I'm going up to have a word as soon as I've emptied the runoff from my plants.I go to empty the runoff and realise the noise is following me up the hall. it's my roller blind in my bedroom that i just rolled up 20 minutes earlier on the way to watering my plants banging off the wall in the wind 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJJ Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 When you've just washed your face with shampoo... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEMPFRUIT Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, JJJ said: When you've just washed your face with shampoo... What wrong with that?? Is sham your dog? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padstar Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 On July 3, 2006 at 9:34 PM, RANDOMHED said: When i get a nice warm tingling feeling on my thigh and slowly but surely gets more intense till my brain registers the tingling sensation is now a burning sensation due to a hotrock, causing me to dance round the room like a nutter. :wink: Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big - L Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 When I'm talking like with a new dr or people in shops and every other word I cant think what it Is Its probably due to.my high anxiety levels mixed with big fat joints hahshs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 When you walk home from the shop after getting the munchies, curl up and fall asleep. Wake up the next day to find your cars been boosted. Then being told said car is parked outside the shop where you left it the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 (edited) i fire this shit through my bong i fly fly fly ........ makes my drool like a rabid dog... + tickely aint the word i cough like fuk but in a good way. oh aye my eyeballs look like a shithouse rats Edited February 15, 2020 by thekingofobsolete shithouse rat bit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 You know you're stoned when........... ah, shit, i totally forgot what I was gonna say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No.1PartyAnthem Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 When your playing video games but your just running into walls because your brain is fried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimjim Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 You know you're stoned when you leave the house to walk the dog, reach the field and realise you forgot the damn dog 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickyblack Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) Has just taken me 2 heating cycles and 2 deep lungfuls of nothingness to notice I havent loaded me Vapcap Edited May 25, 2020 by stickyblack 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Berry Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 When you can't work out a steep hill is up or down 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubSpecies Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 ....... when you joined UK420, or at least you wanna be stoned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvester growdrobe Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 3/28/2020 at 4:23 PM, No.1PartyAnthem said: When your playing video games but your just running into walls because your brain is fried That's just me playing video games. The amount of times I got shot on GTA because I'm running at a wall shooting the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I play video games much better when I'm stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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