Boojum Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 6/3/2020 at 3:33 PM, Nick Berry said: When you can't work out a steep hill is up or down Even when you're not stoned there are a few hills where the surrounding landscape makes your brain think the hill is going up when it's going down and vise vesa. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvester growdrobe Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Cycle. That's how you find out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Berry Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, Boojum said: Even when you're not stoned there are a few hills where the surrounding landscape makes your brain think the hill is going up when it's going down and vise vesa. There one on the way to Porthmadog when you hit the mountains after leaving England, fantastic when I was a kid Edited June 10, 2020 by Nick Berry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollenlover Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Just now, Nick Berry said: There one on the way to Porthmadog when you hit the mountains after leaving England, fantastic when I was a kid Similar memories of heading out to Anglesey as a young child. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usernut Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 when your going to the all night garage for skins and munchies and everybody you see is a plain clothes cop and you cant get your cheesy grin away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Badgeley Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Not a stoned story but could well have been. I lost my reading glasses at the weekend. Searched everywhere. I'd been reading in the lounge and went to make a brew. Then went for a shower. Both me and Mrs LB searched and couldn't find them. Eventfully found them in the salad draw of the fridge. Fuck me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) You know you're stoned when you're watching TV, there's an advert break and you forget what you were watching. I haven't a clue E2A And then you necro a thread Edited October 8, 2021 by Boojum 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweettooth Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 when you pick up the phone and by the time the person has finished telling you thier IT problem, you forget who it was, what it was and where you are. #dabbingduringlockdownathome 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizzzard Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 58 pages of "shit, I've done that" YKYSW you finish your Olympic breakfast in the roadside cafe and then stir 2 sachets of ketchup in your coffee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveBudd Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 You just finished rolling one & find the one you were sure you rolled, but forgot, behind your ear. Then find a half smoked one in the ashtray. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddNut Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 When you take your work boots off and put them neatly next to the door then realise you need them on because the house your working on has all the floorboards ripped up and your boots are an essential part of your PPE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajafiesta Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 When you roll a joint and sit down, but don't have a lighter. So you get up to get a lighter, sit back down, and can't find the joint. So you get up again, lighter in hand, and eventually find the joint. While you're up, you decided to get a glass of water. By the time you sit down again, you've got your water but the lighter AND the joint are missing. After wandering around the house, again, you find yourself standing in the kitchen, joint in mouth, lighter in one hand, water in the other. But now you're just standing in the kitchen because you're certain you were in there to do something, but can't remember what it was. Ever single damn day My dog must be convinced I'm insane by now. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvester growdrobe Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 When you're just finishing serving up dinner, go to pour the carrots through the colander and all you have is a load of nicely seasoned boiling water. Look to your left, lo and behold a nice pile of chopped carrots on the chopping board. Raw it is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kush Lover Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 @silvester growdrobe I watched the missus pour the gravy into the sieve the other day, problem was there was nothing to catch it underneath and it went straight down the drain! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvester growdrobe Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I also got out of the shower the other day without washing. I'd just been standing there staring into the middle distance enjoying the warm water 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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