JJJ Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 when you realise you've just filled your vape pen with the olive oil you're currently putting in your ears to soften the wax. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hash72 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 when my jars are full of bud and small pot full of bubblehash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 (edited) You know you're stoned when you can't feel your hands. I don't mean like "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING HANDS!" Just, like, you're unaware of them. like when you can't remember where you put the lighter/TV remote/whatever so you look around for it, and then realise you're holding it in your hand, you just didn't notice Edited March 25, 2019 by Boojum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvester growdrobe Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 When you tell your girlfriend that she was right, a good watering really did sort that aloe plant out and she bursts out laughing, asks if you're for real. After much bewilderment whilst she laughs in your face some more she explains you had this exact conversation. About four minutes ago. I genuinely had no recollection of it at all... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboo Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 when you stick a nicotine lozenge in your joint instead of a roach 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 your smoking this shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJJ Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 ...when you wake up and instantly need a shit.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hash72 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 is probably when I need a shit but cant move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 smoking this shit. 4 grm of 10 week cured livers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDisplayName2000 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 You know your stoned when you think long hard and deep about some old Twilight Zone episode and then realise the plane flying above is not a nuclear missile and that your stash will not become radioactive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDisplayName2000 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Or rethinking the plot of Day of the Triffids so that its giant cannabis plants with trichome heads the size of footballs. Spray them with ice cold salty water. Collect the trichomes for the best hash ever. Or someone sets fire to them and the army ends up too stoned to combat the threat. or... yup, guess I am stoned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Just now, MyDisplayName2000 said: Or rethinking the plot of Day of the Triffids so that its giant cannabis plants with trichome heads the size of footballs. Spray them with ice cold salty water. Collect the trichomes for the best hash ever. Or someone sets fire to them and the army ends up too stoned to combat the threat. or... yup, guess I am stoned. uncle dewi only smoked flowers back in 76 hash making was kind of non existence in the uk for uncle dewi.........all they were glad of back then was a smoke...... im clueless to making extracts im a old hippy happy chuffing my flowers,i wish i could make some extracts but like i say im clueless......so i`ll keep setting them on fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rex Mundi Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, MyDisplayName2000 said: Day of the Triffids ooh, my specialist subject.... please humour me.... I was born in 1957, the book was written by John Wyndham in 1951. Which two future technologies did this science fiction book 'predict' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twigs Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 electric fences and walking plants.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 always wear 2 socks jest in case.... this gaff reminds me of the...... new found out......,all we need now is to freshly tarmac the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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