Bwm Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 And nothing to do with being absolutely baked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboo Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 When you've just ironed a pair of dirty jeans you have taken off to put in the wash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypig Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 On 09/09/2018 at 8:57 PM, Jimboo said: When you've just ironed a pair of dirty jeans you have taken off to put in the wash Ironing? You posh bastard, coming here showing off with your high falooting ways, 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwm Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 You look like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bonglington Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Your only task is to dig a hole, and you find the process mentally bewildering. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Padawan Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) You try to vape the amazon remote. Edited October 16, 2018 by The Padawan 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 You know you're pissed and stoned when you've spent the last half minute trying to light your spliff with your egic, wondering where the bloody spark wheel is 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bonglington Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 When your missus phones you from work to let you know she's on her way home, then ten minutes later you're searching the house wondering where the fuck she's gone, having spoken to her not long ago..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bonglington Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 One from my missus just now.... "I was so wrecked last night, I saw the cops pull someone on telly and I hid my drink under the sofa....." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 You know you're really drunk and stoned when you have a silly rant on here, then look for the joint you just rolled but haven't smoked yet, only to find that there are 2 joints that you rolled but haven't smoked yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGanja Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) When your driving at night on a empty country lane....And can't remember what side of the road your meant to drive on.. So you have to pull over and Google it. Edited December 22, 2018 by MacGanja 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bonglington Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I'm making a Thai green curry.... I've been stood staring at the curry, tasting it, and thinking it doesn't look or taste quite right for some time..... Chicken fried off, green chillies in, coconut milk....why isn't it like it usually is? Ahh, the green curry paste that makes it a green curry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosser Hughes Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 your smoking this shit... ooof my dish needs licking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twigs Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 On 29/01/2019 at 6:23 PM, Captain Bonglington said: I've been stood staring at the curry, tasting it, and thinking it doesn't look or taste quite right for some time..... Chicken fried off, green chillies in, coconut milk....why isn't it like it usually is? Ahh, the green curry paste that makes it a green curry. i knocked up some muck once, got it all lovely, not to wet, not to dry, taking my time, smoking doob in the barrow, walking with big smile on face, got to the wall and mate pointed out theirs no cement in it .. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boojum Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, twigs said: i knocked up some muck once That's what my dad said when I asked him how I was conceived. I'll get me coat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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