vince suffered for his art ,hso pot noodle comp entry

[vince noir rock n roll star]

yep both those pics are from two seperate pot noodle comps .

[Arthur Mix]

In the action shot of you holding pot in air is it a specific height and for how long do you hold it there ???

[vince noir rock n roll star]

regulation 7inch min ..and max time allowed 2 mins ..i thought it was in the rules mark posted .

 

unless the pot is being removed from the tent .max lift height must not exceed 20inches and not be under 7 inches ..you are allowed as much side movement as you need though so it sort of balances out .

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, vince noir rock n roll star said:

regulation 7inch min ..and max time allowed 2 mins ..i thought it was in the rules mark posted .

 

unless the pot is being removed from the tent .max lift height must not exceed 20inches and not be under 7 inches ..you are allowed as much side movement as you need though so it sort of balances out .

 

 

 

[vince noir rock n roll star]

pot was removed from tent to top up the soil today ..i also squeezed the stem above and below the internode ...no reason i just felt a bit cunty and wanted to squeeze something without being called  a perv .

 

as you can see i need to moisturise my arms better .

[HSO-Mark]

On 30/05/2018 at 9:18 PM, vince noir rock n roll star said:

regulation 7inch min ..and max time allowed 2 mins ..i thought it was in the rules mark posted .

 

It's was 7.5inch mate not 7 and a 2.5min hold time

 

Really nice to see you all having a bit of fun with this. As intended 

 

So she's had a slight super crop? This will not harm and could be very beneficial in this situation 

 

Thanks for the update brother 

 

Kind regards 

 

Mark..

[Arthur Mix]

@vince noir rock n roll star Does it have to be imperial measurements ? I sell the odd yard of meat sometimes... 3 trotters...3 feet..

[vince noir rock n roll star]

im old school i work in feet and cm...im semi pre decimilisation . 

 

how longs your yard stick under brexit ? is it two or four hooves or is it now worked out in euros ?.

[Arthur Mix]

According to defra now use one goose left foot per two rear right trotters ..

[vince noir rock n roll star]

now we are under daylight savings time i shut the curtains ..this has had no effect on the plant whatsoever .

im planning on either repotting into my world class original predrilled pot noodle container that ive used in ever competition for noodling ..not sure though ..either way i will have to give it a drink today ..its not had one since monday ..little is more ..

 

the stretch is minimal on this plant too ..it has started to throw its first preflowers out with zero side branching going on ..perfect ..should end up with a big nob of bud .and fuck all to trim off if the whitehall side branching society are correct ..

mrs gooseborg who runs the admin there swears as well that the vapour from a good sneeze will help retain moisture in the resin centres ,she also advised wiggling the soil enzymes a little to stimulate the uptake of dew in the actual stamenticles .im pretty sure she is a grower on the sly not just admin .

 

i might introduce some aphids just to cause myself some problems in a few weeks time .failing that ill get a wasp ..theyre proper bastards ..it can keep guard on little bubba

[leapsure skemor]

I don't wish to interrupt the flow of comedic genius but I just wanted to cast my vote for the aphids - looking good

[vince noir rock n roll star]

dave the aphid lives in the tent all year round ..these are just tourists .

[Arthur Mix]

I hear cats are good in gardens with aphids ....

[vince noir rock n roll star]

male or female cat ..females no good their pee goes downwards ..males anywhere you can point him at .they do these new cat waist bands with a handle on just for gardeners now ..lift n squirt so simple .

[JamJar]

Looking good in here