The Noodle Revolution - A fight against "King" Vinces empire of voodoo.

[vince noir rock n roll star]

[2Fat2EatThat]

@Amo thanks man I do have a habit of having these stupid ideas that make one job into 5 and may never work but that's life ain't it. 

 

Beans hitting the dirt as we speak. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2019 by 2Fat2EatThat

[vince noir rock n roll star]

i read beans hitting the dirt ...dont judge me  

 

[2Fat2EatThat]

@Amo thanks for calling in and yep it's nuts alright but thought that's how everyone here was?! It's all learning at the end of the day even if it's learning under fear of failure lol.

 

 

NEWSFLASH - 

 

Yesterday at 12.27  desperate Mr 2fat placed his 3 lucky beans into an Ice cream tub with wet tissue 

 

 

and today when he went to check at 15.37 the little feckers were already popped

 

 

In a statement Mr 2fat said simply "warmth humidity job done" for Mr 2fat you feel his story is just beginning and he has a long road ahead but the force of the revolution remains strong under his care. 

Edited August 2, 2019 by 2Fat2EatThat

[Amo]

Great job on the germination @2Fat2EatThat, strike rate 3 from 3... 

nice an fast too, other’s will be watching (king’s an what/not) 

as this revolution gather’s pace, onward’s an upward’s dude... 

[vince noir rock n roll star]

[vince noir rock n roll star]

its all gone quiet ..is an attack being prepared ? 

 

[Guest]

On 31/07/2019 at 0:18 AM, 2Fat2EatThat said:

To deliver fluids I then tied up a braid wick shaped to fit inside the pot with ring levels down into the base, the black marks are where I used heat to bond the ends together. No its not a sexual device -

 

 

 

 

 

 

The two extra lengths of braid above the pot sit in a 4pt milk bottle containing water and nutes that will deliver them directly to the roots through the whole pot and there is a second air feed keeping everything bubbly in there.

ah haaaa ! i see you are taking a tip from the king of the noodles here,he has been doing this trick since forever and some more that you dont know about,good luck but i think the noodle king has a few tricks up his wizards sleeve

[vince noir rock n roll star]

when the competition is over im going to make one of those royal cock restraints ..for the advancement in royal scientific kinkology ..yes its a science ..dont doubt the king .

[2Fat2EatThat]

@vince noir rock n roll star I'm not hiding in fear of your threat king Vince Ive had to do a spot of good old fashioned ethnic cleansing. 

 

I had a boat load of Thrips turn up uninvited and didn't want to let the little bastards near my secret noodling device. It took a few days of hand to hand combat but got them on the run now the feckers! 

 

 

 

Update - 

 

 

I have good news fellow freedom fighters I can finally stand as a proud noodler among you in our shared quest against the green fingered and fat thumbed fist of King Vince and his demonic voodoo growing ways. 

But first, have you noticed how big this strain is if grown outdoors? 3-4mtrs!! It's almost cruel to grow it in a noodle pot, just hope mother nature doesn't strike me down for cruelty to plant life. 

 

I germinated all 3 seeds and here they are shortly before I chose number 1 and she was ripped from her siblings by a fat, shaking human hand -

 

 

Number 2 and 3 will be in a standard grow diary I'm doing as a small thank you to the guys at Humboldt Seeds for their generosity and of course to the ultimate Knight of the Noodle and all things bean @HSO-Mark
 

So I took my noodle pot and inserted my bondage inspired wick basket into it, still looks dodgy even in the pot -

 

 

 

 

 

Anyhow, I filled it with my compost blend that now has extra Diatomaceous Earth in for its bug killing abilities but also for its silicon and other essential nutrients. Little number 1 was carefully placed as if making love to a beautiful woman back filling it as much as possible with compost being careful not pack to hard -

 

 

 

 

 

You can see the 2 wicks feeding out the top. As a quick test I used another noodle pot full of water as a temporary reservoir -

 

 

 

 

 

 

Within 2hours I had water escaping out the bottom holes. Im happy with that delivery rate as its basically only on a medium setting. You can adjust the flow rate by adjusting the height of the water level in relation to the compost level, higher is more and lower is less.


For extra adjustment I built the wick "bondage basket" connected as if still one piece of braid. That means I can use one or both ends in the reservoir quickly doubling the flow rate if needed.

 

 

Those of us with some wick experience will know the plants  roots will enter the braid and grow within them directly taking up fluids. So although it initially looks as if the braids take up valuable root space they are not really. 


As the grow progresses the mad scientist equipment will slowly build up into the full kit I planned with teapot, airfeed, flask etc as we go into flower. As a tempter (don't get to excited folks!) her she is in her ghostly glass teapot home - 

 

 

 

 

As I mentioned above thanks to the Thrips I've now added Diatomaceous Earth to the compost. My baby OGKZ has also had a gentle rub of Neem oil solution on her stem and I will be brushing each leaf as it develops. I've also sprayed everything she will ever come into contact with and left it to dry. When dry it leaves a layer of Neem oil laced with the silica that bugs hate.

 

 

To finish this update here's a pic of my little plants boat race - 

 

 

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning"






 

Edited August 13, 2019 by 2Fat2EatThat

[vince noir rock n roll star]

i reckon ..as king of this fair and pleasant land obviously ..and its something you may want to consider ..

clue no2 -

too much wick can drown the roots in such a small space ,itll show first as yellowing like its hungry ..

 

good luck though ..it looks scientific .

[2Fat2EatThat]

I don't think it's scientific Vince   that would be far to generous it's just a hash of everything I've ever seen at 3am whilst stoned online and some I literally made up out of thin air and went with anyway just for the ride. 

 

Genuine thanks for your tips kind sir I will keep an eye on that, ta. 

[vince noir rock n roll star]

if you do start getting issues then halve the wicks ...see if that corrects it .

[HSO-Mark]

On 31/07/2019 at 0:18 AM, 2Fat2EatThat said:

Thank you for your kind welcome brave people of the Noodle and of course thanks to the one and only true God of Seed, the one who's name is only whispered for we are all his servants and we willingly serve in his quest for the holy grail of Pot Noodle growing in 2019.

@HSO-Mark 

 

 

The time has come for grow battle to commence and my challenge to king Vinces dastardly reign. 

This is going to be growing done with a sense of humour and in as weird a way as I could think of within the rules just for the fun but also because I have a permenantly empty wallet of late so I decided to try and build it using stuff I had sitting around as much as possible and other than compost/nutes/seeds it's entirely from my junk stock. .


Things I thought I could try with this grow just for the hell of it (note the confidence) -


Find a way to push O2 into the roots to boost supply without relying on the hydro draw down of air when watering. It cant be to high pressure obviously or it would be detrimental to root happiness. The air also needed to be humified to fight any accidental air pruning around the inlet holes of the pot.

Wanted a simple way to deliver fluid to guard against quick drying through haphazard human attention and effort. 

 

Hopefully train the plant for a good yield and even out bud quality through the plant with a knock on effect of being lower and more stable. 
 

 

What I came up with -
 

 I had to fix problems that I brought on myself when I could just put dirt in a pot and be done with it. The solutions are as follows and rather than try to explain this using simple words I've opted for a short tutorial at the end of which you may still be confused but do not worry that is a perfectly normal side effect. 
 

 

These are honestly the main components -

 

 

 

I took a milk bottle top, it fitted the conical flask humidifier bang on, punctured two holes, one small with a small plastic couple for fresh air (blue hose) and one for the larger hose feeding the humified air out into the glass teapot/pot holder - 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The conical flask holds water so the blue air in line will be under the water bubbling and the large horrible brown ex vape whip carries humid air into the teapot and into the Noodle Pot. 

 

 

I have a dual feed adjustable air pump so can manipulate flow rates /pressure into the teapot during the grow. The teapot was chosen simply as it fitted the Noodle pot perfectly and with extra luck the spout also happened to accept the big air hose spot on. Being glass you/me/HSO Mark can make sure there are no cheeky roots sneaking out to rob me of my glorious and undoubted victory. 


I punctured small holes around the Noodle pot itself to allow the forced air in low around the root zone so it pushes in and up through rather than having to many holes lessening the pressure to much  -

 

 

The air pressure needed to be balanced enough to make a difference but not to much so as to introduce drying issues I mentioned above.

 

 

To test this I devised an incredibly dangerous experiment so put on your safety goggles at this point please. I set up the pump/flask/teapot fitted the punctured noodle pot then sealed it with duct tape. I decided 66p would provide an adequate amount of mass on top to test lift pressure especially as that was all I had left in my wallet.The results of this ground breaking experiment are documented below.


This image wasnt taken from an expensive super slow mo video catching the exact moment before activation with the 66p precisely balanced -

 

 

 

 

The second image dramatically documents the incredible moment the whole 66p is lifted to a heady 7mm so just enough gentle pressure -

 

 

To deliver fluids I then tied up a braid wick shaped to fit inside the pot with ring levels down into the base, the black marks are where I used heat to bond the ends together. No its not a sexual device -

 

 

 

 

 

 

The two extra lengths of braid above the pot sit in a 4pt milk bottle containing water and nutes that will deliver them directly to the roots through the whole pot and there is a second air feed keeping everything bubbly in there.

 

 

Some time ago I did a grow around the rim of a hanging basket that went really well so I adapted that idea to give a flat platform to train my noodle plant round. Using the limitless technology available to me I came up with a Heroes chocolate tub and duct tape although I did have to splash out on a new Stanley Knife blade, my biggest expense.


You'll notice I marked out the hole and sectioned it to cut. I then reinforced around it with tape to stop any cracking when cutting. The first attempt without tape triggered a massive "oh fuck it's cracked" moment -

 

 

 

 

 

Then slide the pot into it -

 

 

 

 

Tape it round and you have this - 

 

 

 

 

Right way up, you can't see but there are holes round the edge to tie down to - 

 

 

I will superglue some supports underneath the rim to manage the weight of the monster 2-3kg of buds I'm definitely 100% going to grow.

 

 

This is how it all looks without the training piece and water. Its a bit mad you say? yeah your right but once Id roughly figured it out I couldn't not use it - 

 

 

 

 

 

My grow plan -

 

 

Essentially its a compost grow at heart using cheap Levingtons Organic which is a nice bag of autumnal woodland aromas,delivering hints of Mushroom, leaf mulch with occasional grassy Rabbit droppings and is as airy as Angel Delight used to be before all the best dangerous ingredients were removed.


It has amendments of Bat guano, Kelp powder, Worm casts and a good dose of Mychorizal well mixed. I made 10 litres so I have enough for a big pot to and have slow fed it grow nutes with liquid Seaweed in a warm corner for 10 days or so to cook before it goes into the Noodle Pot ready for action.

 

 

At some point after 4 heavy vapes I decided to add some of the Noodles to the compost as a carbohydrate source so I smashed up half very fine and mixed it in. 

 

 

I'm germinating into a weaker medium that's 1 to 1 of cooked and plain compost. I grow the seedling until the 2nd node then top. When the side branches have pushed out in response I remove the top pair leaving a pair to tie down and grow out to the edge. From there I guide it round fastening it down as it goes until its filled the whole loop

When I flip to 12/12  I tie and weave down any stretch controlling the height . Once stretch is nearly finished I remove any badly situated bud sites, fan leaves and watch the flowers grow. 


So with all that as clear as mud to some of you and with absolutely no idea if it'll even work myself I stand before you hoping the fake "Bo Jo" hyper confident bluster speech with which I attacked old King Vince was not poorly judged vanity spouted by a newbie in the Noodle world who may well be spanked firmly by King Vince at the end. 


After all what can go wrong with a system designed by Gorillas on the cheap and built by slave Chimps addicted to meth and porn who just want to chimp all day.


Finally a genuine moment if I may -


In all seriousness and with utmost respect to you all I wish all the other growers the best of luck in this competition and can't wait to see how you all do.

 

 

I hope you end up with some cracking smoke if nothing else and I'd be chuffed with that prize alone. 

 

 

My seeds are germinating as we speak so next time will be actual growing. 

 

Thanks folks













 

 

Now this is what I call potential competition to our reigning champion @vince noir rock n roll star

 

A well thought out plan, a crazy grow contraption and all 3 OGKZ up and ready to go

 

@2Fat2EatThat Best of luck with the grow my friend and thank you for getting your 2019 PNC up and running 

 

Definitely one to watch here

 

Kind regards 

 

Mark..

[InTheSystem]