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Wow lad ye  r flying & getting on top of things. Fair play to you all. I better get cracking but can't do anything till end of March due to circumstances. Have 2 nice plots but the bigger one I'm worried about tractors in da summer when farmers are drawing silage :!::eek:.

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5 hours ago, Ch@ppers said:

You know a decent industrial strimmer with a brushcutter blade will make the job sooooooo much easier for you mate,rent if you dont want to buy,you will have a decent sized wet-dream of a guerilla plot carved out the middle of that scrub in an hour,trust me  :ninja:

 

I havent decided yet if I've got the balls to do that for my plots yet, it's like I think I should, it would get the job done quick, but the noise, gonna have to find some deep and stealthy plots before I'm comfortable getting the strimmer out I reckon lol;)

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Forget the noise,act as if its perfectly normal to be strimming a bramble plots interior into match stick sized splinters and you have all the right in the world to be there,thats how to do it,in fact we even dress in high-viz just in case we are challenges,bluff it out and say your a council worker whose boss gave him the wrong location or whatever if challenged.

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4 minutes ago, Ch@ppers said:

Forget the noise,act as if its perfectly normal to be strimming a bramble plots interior into match stick sized splinters and you have all the right in the world to be there,thats how to do it,in fact we even dress in high-viz just in case we are challenges,bluff it out and say your a council worker whose boss gave him the wrong location or whatever if challenged.

big balls lol:)  

 

I got a high viz, just need a pair of them green council trousers ;)

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8 minutes ago, mr_git said:

need a pair of them green council trousers ;)

You can buy them from workwear suppliers,but its the hi-viz that makes the wearer invisible,i saw a hi-viz wearing street sweeper earlier,he sauntered through the high street wearing his day-glo luminous suit of invisibility with impunity :ninja: ninja style :ninja:

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20 hours ago, Ch@ppers said:

Forget the noise,act as if its perfectly normal to be strimming a bramble plots interior into match stick sized splinters and you have all the right in the world to be there,thats how to do it,in fact we even dress in high-viz just in case we are challenges,bluff it out and say your a council worker whose boss gave him the wrong location or whatever if challenged.

 

some time's it's the simple little thing's what can really pull you out the shit when challenged by a member of the public and them sussing out what your upto.

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We always act as if we are meant to be wherever we are,we have never been challenged because council strimmers etc carry tools and dress in high-viz exactly as we do,but we can always improvise if it comes on top just long enough for us to vacate the area.

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I've been scouting the area that I've grown on for the last 4 season looking for clearings where I can put some plants in and I've found a couple of places. I'm going to do it a bit differently this year and do individual holes instead of digging a bed because first of all it's less work and with all this drone and low flying aircraft talk It's got me a bit... and I hate to use this word... paranoid :fear: But It's better to be safe than sorry. Anyway here's some pic's, there's not really a lot to look at until there's some plants in it and it's a bit too early to start a diary I think but the seasons beginning to take shape and I've almost got the list of strains I'll be running and I'm well excited it's gonna be a good one!

 

This is both the same plot but the second picture is take from right the way in those brambles and them might not look much on camera but they're as fierce as owt

 

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And through that little gap in the trees in the bottom photo there's this pretty cool clearing under the trees where the badgers hang out I think, I know they're in the area because I see a couple of em playing near their nest whilst on route to my plot.... I see them as added security because a lot of people would turn around a go the other way at the sight of a badger.... But I just hope they don't attack me :fish: The badger being the one with the fish.

 

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The photo does give the impression of it being really open, but its in the middle of a pine plantation and theres no public access to the hills opposite:bag: If Fan-man or drones appear Ill bring them down with the trusty trebuchet:wassnnme: 

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that looks like its in the middle of no where anyway lol.... looks like you have used it before ? soil looks good!

 

what strains you putting in there @buh

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22 minutes ago, buh said:

If Fan-man or drones appear Ill bring them down with the trusty trebuchet:wassnnme: 

 

im alright... i have some tires at my plot.. i also did discus for my school... true

 

 

its ok he lived

 

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