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Walking through a cemetary at 2am and just seeing that standing on the path in front of you,staring,totally silent lollol 

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not sure about this one... guy sounds a bit camp..... mo's always gonna seem a bit scary to me now though..

 

 

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Rand,that is not camp,some wierd little bear wearing a hockey mask standing looking up at you singing that under a street light on a deserted industrial estate as you rounded a corner and there he is...........:ohmygod:

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gonna have nightmares tonight!... its gave me an idear tho.. i might nick a manacin... dress it up scary holding an axe... stash it at the plot

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ilm not gonna leave this up...  its pretty silly ..

 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Ch@ppers said:

We just leave a guard growrilla at the plot :ninja:

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You've just made Paddington shit his pants :soap: :sadwalk:

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6 hours ago, RandyBoBandy said:

gonna have nightmares tonight!... its gave me an idear tho.. i might nick a manacin... dress it up scary holding an axe... stash it at the plot

I used to work on a small industrial estate and all the buildings were corrugated zinc hangers. All low tech and low security and the guy who owned the land had a smaller version of the hangers as an office.  The guy was loaded but lived a common life Mon-Sat. Anyways, any problems regarding the buildings, you went to see this guy. At the back of his small hanger, which was like a man-cave, was a  a dressed mannequin with a cowboy hat on, sitting behind a desk which was facing the door and window!  Upon first sight while I was visiting him, I thought it was weird, but when I went another time when he was not there and the door was locked, I peered through the window and this mannequin was looking right back at me, I sharpishly pulled my beak away from the window!!  They definitely work but you wouldn't want to be seen dragging a mannequin through the woods to your plot on a starry night! 

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haha your right... but i have a  big back pack... would fit a real body in the bastard... i would just take it apart... tho to be honest i doubt id bother...

 

but they are deffo effective as you say...  ive waved at a few tarts standing outside shops around london.. one of those and a tent.. that would do the trick.. not the tarts tho.. some fucker might try rape it... would have to make it a bit hard looking

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I guess just the head would be all you need, and some clothes stuffed and a high viz. Blow up doll might work if you put in a set of false teeth! :rofl:

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