The lone stoner Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Thanks for the chance and many happy returns uk420 my fave is my tagline What was it you told me before?<p>Ah yes: If you save your breath,I feel a man like you could manage it..... from the good,the bad and the ugly Edited November 24, 2016 by The lone stoner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughie Green Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Happy birthday uk420. Takes deep breath "Good, there's oxygen on this planet !" Dr Flexi Jerkoff Flesh Gordon Edited November 24, 2016 by Hughie Green 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiphip Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 "Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker" Cheers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloppy Womble Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Nice comp! Thanks "Muthafucka" - Pulp Fiction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Sanctuary~ Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Happy birthday UK420! “Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.” (Back to the Future) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloppy Womble Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Happy birthday UK420 "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - Star Wars good luck everyone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sid Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Thanks for another very very generous competition @@GreenVision and a big thank you to everybody that keeps things going backstage. Congratulations on making it to 16 You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker! Red from Pineapple Express 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnny Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself - Get Carter.Great comp, cheers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Sanctuary~ Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 "The Dude abides." (The Big Lebowski) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEMPFRUIT Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 "Bitch on a pension suck my dong..what! shall I turn the engine on?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Sanctuary~ Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Good morning, and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! (The truman show) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sid Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 if I hear another word against my family, I will stick that fanny over your bastard head! East is east 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEMPFRUIT Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Bit a long one but hilarious Ted: What the FUCK! John: Holy shit, dude! What's the matter? What happened? What's going on? Ted: There's so much porn! John: What the hell are you doing, looking at my private shit? Ted: What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! John: Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that up! Ted: Jesus Chri-Look at the organization here! "Clockwise Rimjob"? "Counterclockwise Rimjob"? John: Yeah, well, sometimes, we like seeing the tongue go the other way! Ted: You sick bastard! Look at this! "Chicks With Dicks"! John: Oh my God! Oh my God, I have a disease! Allright? I need help! Ted: There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits! Edited November 24, 2016 by HEMPFRUIT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smelly Cat Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Morpheus: What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. (the Matrix) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baked bean Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 This isn't fair! We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Jay & silent Bob b.b 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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