Orange Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 "On the sixth day God created man and on the seventh man returned the favour" PS. appologies if this has come up before but i didnt read the whole topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hir Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 very prohibitive all those 'thou shall nots' I wonder if there's another yet undiscovered tablet of 'thou shall's?' (or was that the one Dave Allen dropped?) Dave Allen had the catholic bible, down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh-64 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Dave Allen had the catholic bible, down. down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hir Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 on the nose get with the beat baggie, im 50 3/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh-64 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 on the nose get with the beat baggie, im 50 3/4 on the nose?? so he thought they're 'on the pea', eh? you might be 50 but I'm Australian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fitduck Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 (edited) jesus, I'm glad those two seem to understand each toher at least Edited June 25, 2006 by fitduck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 jesus, I'm glad those two seem to understand each toher at least you mean you don't ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hir Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 on the nose?? so he thought they're 'on the pea', eh? you might be 50 but I'm Australian 'k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fitduck Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 'k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh-64 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 'k fair crack of the whip, mate! not even Wikipedia knows that one B) Contract? Potassium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hir Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 sulphate, carbon and hells fumes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhigh-64 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 sulphate, carbon and hells fumes? salt petre? - gunpowder? Nup, I'm rooted or is it hell for Dave Allen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbojambo Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 well, well, well, you know what i'm not actually sure what to believe, i'm scared to not believe and i'm scared of commiting myself to a certain belief in case its wrong, how do we know which of the many religions is speaking the truth if any? The only conclusion that i can come to is this: If there is a god and he is all powerfull and mighty and is going to deliver us from salvation etc etc, Why is there so much bad shit and suffering in the world, and if there is a god and he loves me, then why has he filled my life with so many tests, sorrow, suffering, loss and misery? If he is all seeing and such like why can he not right the wrongs and injustices in this world? I'll tell you why, cos its all bull s**t, the bible is a book written by man, and the only place god exists is in the imagination of those whome believe. But then again im not too sure what to believe, as i said before im scared not to yet im also scared to commit to believing. For this moment i have decided to vote with "No way in hell" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclops Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Its getting too deep to follow everybody . my thoughts,He hasnt been introduced yo me and I am in no hurry for a face to face with imagainary friends. When ur dead its chemical breakdown. back to the worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ironlungs Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 its all good geezers :walkman: like u said, we'll all know the truth, when ur buried six feet under, or burnt to ashes and sat on someones mantlepiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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