Exhale Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Here we go then! welcome to my competition entry for the Seedstockers Pot Noodle Challenge 2022! I've wanted to do a micro grow for some time and also a scrog, so in the (or da) words of Ali G "We is knobbing two birds with one connie." innit. The space is a part of my nursery tent that's lit by an 8-75w board in a 60(w) x 40(d) cm space which should be plenty to kick your arse in the competition with pull a Pot Noodle sized yield and more(?). I thought 3 seeds should be enough to find a plant that should suit the style, if they all come out squat well then it's going to be a long fucking ride in veg. I chose my weapons wisely, firstly based on the fact I've got to eat them (it's been a while since I sampled the culinary delights of the famous hot cup snack) secondly the size of the vessel is going to be important - go King or go home. I cut holes, holes are very important for drainage see and also I made them a bit bigger so the roots would come through freely and air prune, if you copy my design and you qualify for a prize you owe me £50 of that money. Home of the Pot Noodle Challenge 2022 Cup winning entry.. Screen (for the green) Obligatory seed pack and seeds shot, once again thank you to @Seedstockers-Mark and the SEED STOCKERS team for these and the oppurtunity to have a bit of fun I took the 2 large ones lower right and the large slim seed top left, put them in some damp coco/peat mix in their own pot and just placed my cloner prop over them to trap some of the warmth and humidity above the pots. And this is where we are at. Say hello, shoot the shit, have a laugh, winters coming (or is it? said 16c on my car thermometer at 7.30 this morning, crazy!) Oh yeah and one more thing... 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumroom Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Great introduction Good luck with the grow and the competition Atb 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Bit of competition for the Generals Daughter scrog I saw on here last night Good luck mate 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindSoup Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 This one could be interesting, good luck. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodbloke Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Quality. Best wishes for this. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilgePump Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 That's decided tonights viewing Best crack out the VCR and dust off the dog soldiers cassette, was only talking about that movie on Thursday, tis quality! Can't wait to see what you do with these seeds , reckon my tbl's will be getting wet next run. I'll pull up a pew 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exhale Posted October 28, 2022 Author Share Posted October 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Gaijin said: Bit of competition for the Generals Daughter scrog I saw on here last night Good luck mate Big meets small, I do love a SCROG but that's some commitment both to the training practices and smoking the same strain for eternity 37 minutes ago, BilgePump said: Best crack out the VCR and dust off the dog soldiers cassette, was only talking about that movie on Thursday, tis quality! It's on my rotation for halloween, I watched HOWL recently and really enjoyed it, the British do Werewolves (and vampires in the case of Mr. Lee) best. @Goodbloke@MindSoup@Shumroom Thanks for looking 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilgePump Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 @Exhaleis howl the one on the train? I know and I apologise but if so I rather enjoyed that one too , even given my genuine real concerns about dogman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jibba jabba Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Aright there @Exhale Looking good there buddy Not too sure about you copyrighting holes in the bottom tho I am sure I did it before you Just hope it works out well and you don’t get a spaghetti mess sticking out the bottom, you know they have got to stay inside the pot. Good luck and take it easy. Jj 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idicanna jones Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Looks suspiciously like you know what you're doing. This makes me sad .... All the best with the grow though buddy 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shire Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Hi Exhale, looking forward to seeing your noodle scrog fill that space. All the best with the grow and good luck in the competition 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exhale Posted October 28, 2022 Author Share Posted October 28, 2022 2 hours ago, BilgePump said: @Exhaleis howl the one on the train? I know and I apologise but if so I rather enjoyed that one too , even given my genuine real concerns about dogman Yes buddy and don't apologise there's gonna be loads of banter I hope, we like a social flow through our diary too it breaks up the monotony of waiting for the chop! (it also bumps the thread and keeps the view count ticking up, cheeky!) 52 minutes ago, Jibba jabba said: Aright there @Exhale Looking good there buddy Not too sure about you copyrighting holes in the bottom tho I am sure I did it before you Just hope it works out well and you don’t get a spaghetti mess sticking out the bottom, you know they have got to stay inside the pot. Good luck and take it easy. Jj Everything's above board or above the belt me bhey! The roots should air prune they won't be sat in anything - close up pictures will be provided throughout the competition to ensure fair play, thanks for looking in matey, hope you are well! 35 minutes ago, Idicanna jones said: Looks suspiciously like you know what you're doing. This makes me sad .... All the best with the grow though buddy cheers dude and @shire thank you for looking in mate, when can we expect your quality shots to start making an appearance? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince noir rock n roll star Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 you do know you lose points for having the pots not lined up with the name showing dont you .. walks away silently ...in his head rent free ....myuhahhhahahaha 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exhale Posted October 28, 2022 Author Share Posted October 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, vince noir rock n roll star said: you do know you lose points for having the pots not lined up with the name showing dont you .. I had to make sure everyone knew they were genuine PN's so you get the shot of the ingredient list and the nutritional values (of which there are none) over 1500 calories of carbs, I'll have the energy to go a few rounds eh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince noir rock n roll star Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 cant be having any of them chinese fakes they sell in lidls you know ..something bout the phalatalates they give off kill the roots ..i may have made that all up btw ... dont forget to soak the seeds in widdle ..or if you got it ..rabbits wee ..heard it speeds germination up ...again ..i may have made that up .. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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