Sidi Hidi Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I got this festive message from my good pal. A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2016, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker! Merry Christmas my special friend Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2017. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidi Hidi Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 How does an Australian find a sheep in the long grass? Very satisfying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nocturnal_Haze Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 https://youtu.be/Z_SOxaYgMRA 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Psycho Sid Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 'Dude, were gonna have such a high yield, im telling you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desmond Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauisGhost Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 I just pulled 942gpw, 4 week finishing strain and no veg, 3/21 on/off light cycle, using cat piss as nutes. See below... FACT see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpeene Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUuY0OEPtvs Always wondered what happened to Robin! Edited January 2, 2017 by gpeene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shaggytoker69 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 How are women and hurricanes alike? When they come they are wet and warm and when they leave they take the house and car with them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboo Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 The funny thing is I entered all the Competitions yesterday when I was stoned and don't remember doing it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Captain Bonglington Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Politicians and nappies should both be changed regularly, for the same reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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