Cambium Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Just a little something for those, like me, who end up getting tongue tied and red in the face when out there debating . Stay calm and memorise a few. Helped me no end! 13, 26, 27, 37, 43, 66 and 69 , some of my favourites. Hope its new Source: http://atheistblogger.com/2008/02/15/101-atheist-quotes/ The Atheist Blogger 101 Atheist Quotes The following 101 quotes are some that I have stumbled upon on the web, or seen in books / popular culture. Each quote was either written by an atheist, or is about atheism / religion in general. 1. The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality. - George Bernard Shaw 2. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche 3. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright 4. We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. - Gene Roddenberry 5. To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. - Isaac Asimov 6. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. - Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) 7. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca the Younger 8. Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. - Anonymous 9. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. - Woody Allen 10. If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. - Isaac Asimov 11. Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. - Edward Abbey 12. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg 13. I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. - Doug McLeod 14. The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence. - Abu’l‐Ala al Ma’arri 15. Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? - Anonymous 16. I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. - Susan B. Anthony 17. The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. - Delos B. McKown 18. Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. - Anonymous 19. Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men. - Francis Bacon 20. The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins 21. A God who kept tinkering with the universe was absurd; a God who interfered with human freedom and creativity was tyrant. If God is seen as a self in a world of his own, an ego that relates to a thought, a cause separate from its effect. he becomes a being, not Being itself. An omnipotent, all‐knowing tyrant is not so different from earthly dictators who make everything and everybody mere cogs in the machine which they controlled. An atheism that rejects such a God is amply justified. - Karen Armstrong 22. It is not as in the Bible, that God created man in his own image. But, on the contrary, man created God in his own image. - Ludwig Feuerbach 23. People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to. - Bill Hicks 24. All the biblical miracles will at last disappear with the progress of science. - Matthew Arnold 25. Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence. - Anonymous 26. Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one. - Richard Dawkins 27. What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. - Christopher Hitchens 28. In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. - Friedrich Nietzsche 29. It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never contributed a line to the Bible. - George W. Foote 30. On the first day, man created God. - Anonymous 31. I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts 32. You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate. - Richard A. Weatherwax 33. What’s “God”? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God’s the guy that ignores you. - Steve Buscemi (From the movie “The Island”) 34. As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored. - Rick Reynolds 35. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. - Anonymous 36. Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. - Don Hirschberg 37. God should be executed for crimes against humanity. - Bryan Emmanuel Gutierrez 38. To say that atheism requires faith is as dim-witted as saying that disbelief in pixies or leprechauns takes faith. Even if Einstein himself told me there was an elf on my shoulder, I would still ask for proof and I wouldn’t be wrong to ask. - Geoff Mather 39. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Mark Twain 40. Of all religions the Christian is without doubt the one which should inspire tolerance most, although up to now the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men. - Voltaire 41. And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence. - Bertrand Russell 42. Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus 43. I’m a polyatheist - there are many gods I don’t believe in. - Dan Fouts 44. If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. - Woody Allen 45. A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. - David Stevens 46. Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. - Robert A Heinlein 47. I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing. - Douglas Adams 48. It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain 49. He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool; he that dares not reason is a slave. - William Drummond 50. Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. - Steven Colbert 51. Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? - Friedrich Nietzsche 52. Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people. - Carlespie Mary Alice McKinney 53. Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. - Anonymous 54. When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life. - Sigmund Freud 55. They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief and it’s a good thing. - Steven Weinberg 56. Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains. - Robert G. Ingersoll 57. History teaches us that no other cause has brought more death than the word of god. - Giulian Buzila 58. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin 59. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. - Richard Dawkins 60. A believer states everything must have a creator but fail to say how he was created. - Anonymous 61. “There are no atheists in foxholes” isn’t an argument against atheism, it’s an argument against foxholes. - James Morrow 62. People will then often say, ‘But surely it’s better to remain an Agnostic just in case?’ This, to me, suggests such a level of silliness and muddle that I usually edge out of the conversation rather than get sucked into it. (If it turns out that I’ve been wrong all along, and there is in fact a god, and if it further turned out that this kind of legalistic, cross-your-fingers-behind-your-back, Clintonian hair-splitting impressed him, then I think I would choose not to worship him anyway.) - Douglas Adams 63. Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived. - Isaac Asimov 64. If all the Christians who have called other Christians “not really a Christian” were to vanish, there’d be no Christians left. - Anonymous 65. An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. - John Buchan 66. Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people. - David Viaene 67. If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself. - Alexandre Dumas 68. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in the presence of religious dogma. - Sam Harris 69. I don’t believe in God because I don’t believe in Mother Goose - Clarence Darrow 70. No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. - Annie Wood Besant 71. I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’. - Mike Fuhrman 72. Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus 73. Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. - Penn Jillette 74. Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power but absolute power is corrupt only in the hands of the absolutely faithful. - Anonymous 75. Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. - Chapman Cohen 76. The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it. - Robert G. Ingersoll 77. When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. - Robert Pirsig 78. I wonder who got the shit job of scouring the planet for the 15000 species of butterfly or the 8800 species of ant they eventually took on board Noah’s Ark. But at least we got that magical rainbow for all their trouble. - Azura Skye 79. I have no need for religion, I have a conscience. - Anonymous 80. Man has always required an explanation for all of those things in the world he did not understand. If an explanation was not available, he created one. - Jim Crawford 81. I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins 82. What has been Christianity’s fruits? Superstition, Bigotry and Persecution. - James Madison 83. The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. - Penn and Teller 84. If god is the alpha and the omega. The begining and the end, knows what has passed and what is to come, like it states in the bible, why do people pray and think it will make any difference. - Mark Fairclough 85. The finality of death is the coldest truth one must face. Religion makes the perfect distraction. - Anonymous 86. Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx 87. If God created the world, then who created god? and who created whoever created god? So somewhere along the line something had to just be there. So why can’t we just skip the idea of god and go straight to earth? - Ryan Hanson 88. If we expect God to subscribe to one religion at the exclusion of all the others, then we should expect damnation as a matter of chance. This should give Christians pause when expounding their religious beliefs, but it does not. - Sam Harris 89. Atheists will celebrate life, while you’re in church celebrating death. - Anonymous 90. Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that. - Ronnie Snow 91. I have observed that the world has suffered far less from ignorance than from pretensions to knowledge. It is not skeptics or explorers but fanatics and ideologues who menace decency and progress. No agnostic ever burned anyone at the stake or tortured a pagan, a heretic, or an unbeliever. - Daniel Boorstin 92. I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God. So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake… Religion is all bunk. - Thomas Edison 93. Fundamentalism, of any type, due to its prerequisite lack of intelligent thought, could prove to be the worst weapon of mass destruction, of all. - David J. Constable 94. To really be free, You need to be free in the mind. - Alexander Loutsis 95. Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true. - Anonymous 96. Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. - Anonymous 97. Religion is like a virus that affects the behaviour of its host in such a way as to propagate itself further. - Jack Pritchard 98. Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing. - Anonymous 99. Today’s religion will be the future’s mythology. Both believed at one time by many; but proved wrong by the clever. - Steven Crocker 100. The Bible - A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate. - Anonymous 101. Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grandad Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 i wonder if my thinking of illustrius afterlife through a mental portal guided by the mind fusing with cannabis is a reality. i'm now preparing the path and am trying to purify my heart and mind, embrace our sweet lady as if she were a god and showing her your love and how peaceful are your thoughts so she will welcome us into her kingdom before we die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest roger Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 IMHO, After we are gone, we are what and who we left behind us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambium Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Enjoy......maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambium Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) Cannabis is definitely a portal to something Grandad! An afterlife full of weed, i'm there atheist or not! Edited October 8, 2008 by Puzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen131 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 mohammed, was a man. pontius pilate was a man, julius caesar was a man, buddha was a man, herod was a man, and jesus was a man. reason, no contemporaneous writings saying otherwise. sorry to see so many that doubt jesus existed. theory; 1947, the qumran scroll, the dead sea schrolls, were kept for many years by the jews, because they contained manuscripts of isaiah, and daniel, which the jews did want anyone to know that the dating on isaiah and daniel would be confirmed and they would have to deal with their prophecies, one of which mentioned cyrus would capture babylon and predicted that the gate on the eurphrates would be opened. the other is of course the prophecies of the messiah. last part of theory is that the jewish scribes have records, original no doubt but at least old copies. of every word jesus uttered pubicly. so the leaders of the jews would have these docs in safe places. therefore i assert that jesus was indeed an historical fact and that the words of this human have been fairly well preserved. jesus may have just been a manic depressive with a messiah complex. a magician who faked his death, and then appeared very much alive after his death now able to walk thru doors. jesus said he was god. and i believe him. jesus created everything. course he smoked dope so could have been trippn and lots of people were trippn with him. gen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dr rockster Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 (edited) Thanks for those sayings and aphorisms puzo. Sublime ammo for the dinner table when entertaining believers Edited October 9, 2008 by dr rockster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 LMAO @ Jew Jitsu hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euforiater Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I need to get that "Religions of the World" t-shirt. "Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit" - ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest roger Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I read a rumor that this is being downloaded under the title Religulous.(2008)(Unrated Edition)DvDrip(Eng)-FXG.torrent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euforiater Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 My favourites: 7. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca the Younger 13. I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. - Doug McLeod 18. Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. - Anonymous 34. As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored. - Rick Reynolds 59. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. - Richard Dawkins 60. A believer states everything must have a creator but fail to say how he was created. - Anonymous 63. Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived. - Isaac Asimov This one is particularly relevant: 72. Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus And this one also applies to prohibition: 97. Religion is like a virus that affects the behaviour of its host in such a way as to propagate itself further. - Jack Pritchard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambium Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 (edited) 72 is a pearler Euforiater....Well spotted Cheers for spreading that malicious rumor roger Edited October 19, 2008 by Puzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest roger Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Cheers for spreading that malicious rumor roger Sorry, but it turns out that rumor is false ~ If I hear of a working one I'll post the name of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambium Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Thats shit...Cancel that one then. Cheers for the heads up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canabizbob Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 It seems to me that the only true Christians were (are) the gnostics,who believe in self knowledge, i.e.,becoming the christ themselves,reaching the Christ within.The light is the truth.All any of us is trying to do is precisely that: Turn on the light. - John Lennon Religion may in most of it's forms be defined as the belief that the gods are on the side of the government. Bertrand Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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