Mr Wendle Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Donald Trump only went and fucking won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayDog Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Did you hear about the person who overdosed on marijuana and died? Neither did I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongskag Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” Sren Kierkegaard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildaveham Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 It will be legal in the next 5 years................................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpeene Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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THC4METOO Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Of all the 'I was on drugs' stories this has to be up there as one of the most bizarre . A man from Northern Ireland has been jailed after an experiment in which he attempted to turn his own faeces into gold went wrong and started a fire in a block of flats. Paul Moran will now serve three months in jail and a further 12 months on license after the failed experiment caused a fire at his Housing Executive home in Derrin Park, Enniskillen. Moran admitted arson and endangering the lives of others in the fire, which reportedly caused over £3,000 worth of damage. It is thought that as part of the bizarre experiment Moran left his faeces, along with other waste products such as fertiliser, on a heater. In his ruling Judge McFarland told Moran: Rather bizarrely you were attempting to make gold from human faeces and waste products. It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemists dream, but wasnt going to succeed. Morans barrister mentioned that his client was a man of considerable intellectual ability but that he had problems battling drug abuse. Have you got a better I was on drugs story? http://uk.news.yahoo...into-gold-.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sid Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) Right in the kisser.... Show that knight who's boss Edited January 1, 2017 by Psycho Sid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THC4METOO Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloppy Womble Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdEm8Nx8Bl8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6lRgR73ZHo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenchie Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Bring on the Russians Tenchie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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