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On the seventh day of Christmas


Joolz

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This bloke was pissed as a tick, lying in the gutter outside the local, when
this frog hops past.
The bloke grabs the frog, looks it straight in the eye. and says:
"You turd of a frog - I'm gonna stick my finger up you arse till it comes outta
your mouth, then I'm gonna tear your legs off, then piss down your
throat."
Now the bloke didn't' know it, but the local cop was standing right behind him,
listening to every word he was saying.
"Listen, mate," says the cop. "Anything you do to that frog, I'm going to
do to you."
The bloke just smiled at the cop, looked at the frog and said, "Well, I guess
this is your lucky day, froggy - 'cause I'm gonna lick your arse!"

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