ganja poems

[Nepalesehashmaker]

I am no poet but here are a few ganja poems I wrote a long long time ago.

https://youtu.be/h9tkmt5OC7A

 

This ain't something you ought to hide,

I grow my ganja with pride.

Being a Bob Marley fan I do it right,

I pack my joints real tight, smoke it and reach an unimaginable height.

 

 

I was walking down the street smoking my spliff,

A police pulled me aside saying I can't get no lift. 

The police had a stick and he was talking shit,

While I stood there took a marijuana hit.

He reached into my pocket and found my stash, 

While I still stood there and smoked another hit of hash.

The police looked at me and asked, "you got any cash".

No I said, "it's only the ganja that helps me relax".

The police asked me what I did,

I said I do the deed, 

grow ganja trees as big as 20 feet.

Being enlightened he fell to my feet,

and started playing the music in a reggae beat.

 

Plant I seed and let me grow

see me grow and you'll know

what you reap is what you sow

I grow high and I grow low

have patience for I fruit very slow

I know you'll kill dem males for sure

cause you want me to be very pure.

(this is what a ganja seed once said to me and thats when I decided to become a ganja farmer.)

 

Maryjane I wanna be with you, 

stick to you like super glue.

Yes girl it's so very true.

With you and only you can I see my life through.

Hey I got 2 tickets to da central zoo,

you wanna come with me too?

I'll come dressed up in blue,

Look straight into your eyes and say darling I love you.

 

Them trees are looking so green,

makes me wanna dance and sing.

Yes I can see it from my window screen,

them trees look real big and mighty mean.

You all can do your thing,

things that has been done and seen.

The only thing you are keen in 

is to buy your bitch a diamond ring.

[mikeydoughnut]

Weed, weed.

Built for comfort.

Not for speed.
Nice after crumpets.
Nice wi’ tea. 

Nice on Sundays.

Nice to me. 
Nice to see yer.

Now leave me be. 

 

[vapeOguy]

Cannabis cannabis it’s really nice.

A wee puff after work smooths oot ma life.

A nightmare to pay for since street weeds expensive,

But we’re all in luck.

Its all homegrown at UK420. 

[mikeydoughnut]

It’s all home grown at UK420

Look around you’ll find plenty

I don’t buy weed

Already spent it 

British Gas wants it 

I have to send it

Never have a Porsche 

Never have a Bentley 

Never suffer drought 

Never run on empty 

All I have to do is nip the pantry 

Make me way past the crisp n the candy …

 

… Fookin VapoCypherSessions 

 

 

[vapeOguy]

Spirits lifted jars sparkle full.

Return to the dealer now, only a fool.

Hide it from the public, but celebrate it at uk420.

Keep your little hobby to yourself and you’ll soon have more than plenty.  
 

Bass..Kat’ss..bass..kat’ss..bass..kat’ss.

[mikeydoughnut]

 …. Come on folks Open Mic Night eh 

 

Thats an idea. Uk420 talent show. I hear @ratdog still has his lucky leotard from his floor gymnastics days back when he was a wee lass  … Sorry … 

 

[vapeOguy]

.Polishing of the old moonwalk as we speak. It’s a little rusty but looks decent n my socks.

Now where’s that sparkly sequins glove gone?

[BASStard]

The more we smoke the less we breed,

So to save the planet and the trees,

Sow the seed and free the weed.

 

Peoples wants are more than their needs,

So come on folks, stop the greed.

Sow the seed and free the weed.