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Extremists, a good thing or a bad thing.


Hir

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I'm into extreme wanking. (Sometimes known as 'the danger wank' or 'the tactical')

Not got as far as a plastic bag over the head hanging from a dressing gown belt but you know it's only a matter of time.....

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You know what really fucks me off?

Them timid little 'moderate wankers' whats there fucking problem?

They'll burn in hell the lot of them.

Follow the path of 'the book' (razzler) repent your sins of chastity and moderation, join your brethren and partake in the sacred act of the holy dutch rudder. That we may all enter through the gates of heaven (aka the playboy mansion)

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well my automated assumption is this is about christian extremists like westborough baptist church.

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Extremitism full on out in the open is fine by me

Suppressing it and driving it underground is far more dangerous

As a mature wanker I reccomend a book holder for the gentleman's bathroom

Before you say " time has moved on from the porn mag ".. " try a tablet? "

I do on a empty stomach about an hour before!

Love

Arthur

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Right, DJ (he say, here mandy for ya.)

I remember wanking so long and so hard my bollox exploded. True story.

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