Hir Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) compare and contrast all shades of wankerism. Edited December 15, 2014 by Hir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgee Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I'm into extreme wanking. (Sometimes known as 'the danger wank' or 'the tactical') Not got as far as a plastic bag over the head hanging from a dressing gown belt but you know it's only a matter of time..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bazzad9 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 extremely stoned ......good extremely pissed off .....bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephitis Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Nothing wrong with extreme sports (wanking included @Dodgee) Edited December 15, 2014 by Mephitis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgee Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You know what really fucks me off? Them timid little 'moderate wankers' whats there fucking problem? They'll burn in hell the lot of them. Follow the path of 'the book' (razzler) repent your sins of chastity and moderation, join your brethren and partake in the sacred act of the holy dutch rudder. That we may all enter through the gates of heaven (aka the playboy mansion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedshark Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) well my automated assumption is this is about christian extremists like westborough baptist church. Edited December 15, 2014 by weedshark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthur lee Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Extremitism full on out in the open is fine by me Suppressing it and driving it underground is far more dangerous As a mature wanker I reccomend a book holder for the gentleman's bathroom Before you say " time has moved on from the porn mag ".. " try a tablet? " I do on a empty stomach about an hour before! Love Arthur 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hir Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 (I didn't really expect this thread to take off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBMe Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*DJ* Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 theres some extreme ironing! dj.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hir Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Right, DJ (he say, here mandy for ya.) I remember wanking so long and so hard my bollox exploded. True story. Edited December 15, 2014 by Hir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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