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On the second day of Christmas...............


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A crap joke follows ......

The little woman left a note on the fridge -

“It’s not working, I just can’t take it anymore!”

"I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s."

So, I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.
Not sure what she was talking about?

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Try 2 today

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

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I who have forged the heavens

I also have my king
To northland I was sent

I was cast to distant Pohjola
Enforced by my king's spells
His orders undenied

From the small crumbs of earth
From the fleece of summer ewe
From the memory of a single seed (or seven?)

From the flare of a swan's feather
I let the milk come seeping
From the heaven, the heaven of my heart

There my skills were known to them all
They all knew my name
All knew of my might

And I forged a godly device
A machine divine
The gates of plenty opened by me

Written for Amorphis by
Santeri Kyoesti Kallio;Pekka Kainulainen

Edited by Rouffian
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On the 2nd day of xmas my true love sent to me two 2 seedlins and 1 Ganja Plant.

season greetingsto all me santa beon your side. :haveadab:

Edited by Viva
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