Guest 123456 Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 What's the different between Essex Girls and...... a supermarket trolly? - the trolly has a mind of it's own! an ironing board? - you can close the legs on the ironing board when you're done! a Essex boy? - a Essex girl has a higher sperm count the Bermuda Triangle? - the DT has swallowed less seamen! a washing machine? - if you drop your load in a WM, it doesn't follow you around for weeks saying it loves you! a fridge? - a F doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin J Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Whats the difference between an essex girl and: A harrier jump jet? : The harrier only has one cockpit! A rubber love doll? The love dolls got less air in its head! a monkey? When the monkey talks it makes more sense! PS what do you call an essex girl with completly white eyes? Full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surealsmokaz Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 errr, no affence to essex girls on behalf of edwin J and wh spliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 123456 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Whats the similarity between an essex girl and the Irish Navy? - they've both taken in loads of thick seaman. (no offence to Essex girls or Irish people! ) The different between a Essex girl & sooty? - you can only get one hand up sooty! The different between a Essex girl & Titannic? - only 1500 men went down on the Titannic! What makes an Essex girl's eyes light up? - a torch shone in her ear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Weed Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Interesting statistic. If all the girls in Essex were laid end to end.........no one would be the least bit surprised. Sorry!! stoned again. Steve The Weed :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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