Guest 123456 Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mum at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings with Pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, piss on you all and have a hell of a night..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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