mondoon Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 2 fish in a tank one fish says to the other........................ wait for it.. how do you drive this thing wohahahahaha ill get me coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fooey007 Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Two nuns walking home one night when Dracula jumps out in front of them, fangs glistening in the moonlight. "Quick, show him your cross!" says one. "Fuck off Dracula!" My coat was already on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefman Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Two prostitutes in a lift...... One burps, the other one says "I know that guy". Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin J Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 a man walks into a bar..... OUCH! im already at the airport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Weed Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 What do you call sexual publications for amphibians? Frogsporn. Oh come on, I tried. I need another roll up, I'm sue they'll get better. Steve The Weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin J Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 why dont lawyers eat sharks? Professional courtesy. Ba boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Weed Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 Bloke walking home from the pub and takes a leak behind a garage and an alley cat leaps up at him and the guy screams in agony and falls to the ground - unconciuous. Later he wakes up in hospital and the nurse is stood there with his board and say 'how do you feel now Mr Balls'? and the bloke says 'Excuse me! but my names Jenkins'. And the nurse says 'I'm so sorry, but it says Claud Balls here'!!!!!!!!! Oh crap....I'm just gonna smoke and read for the rest of the night. Steve The Weed :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin J Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 What do you call a deaf man? anything you like - he cant hear you! Sorry, im smokin some good shit! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mondoon Posted March 20, 2002 Author Share Posted March 20, 2002 And the nominee for worst joke goes toooooooooooooo Edwin j!! congratulations Edwin you win a shoe : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Weed Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Left or right foot. Theres an amputation joke here but I'm too stoned to write it all down. Steve The Weed :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin J Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 I got a really good one there are a series of murders in restaurants all around the country - in each case the guy comes in, orders food, shoots the waiter and leaves. The police are baffled until they catch him in the act....but they still dont have a clue why he does it. They raid his house and find a dictionary with the definition of panda highlighted - PANDA - eats shoots and leaves. NOW thats a bad joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve The Weed Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 You've cleaned that up EdwinJ, when I heard that punchline it weren't anything to do with a murderer!!! Steve The Weed :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin J Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 erm.....i never heard a ruder version of that joke....and i cant imagine one either. can you enlighten me? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-bo Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 I have a bad one. A horse goes into this bar. The bartender says, Why the long face? Get it? Horse, long face? Sorry, I'll do better next time. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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