sobering thought

[the d.o.c]

dave and chris are in the pub having a laugh

so dave asks chris

chris what are you having its my round?

to which chris replies

i cant, i got to get home to the wife ,she has been on at me all week for being at the pub all night

so dave says

i'll tell you what to do to stop her moaning

so chris says

what do you do?

dave replies

as soon as i go in the house ,the first thing i do is head upstairs to the bedroom ,i bust open the door ,dive under the covers head first and stick my head in between her legs and start licking for Britain ,after an hour of that she is in no mood to complain and i get no hassles

so chris says

thats a fantastic idea ,mines a double

well later that night chris is on his way home ,as he gets to his door he remebers his wife was nagging at him ,

but then he also remebers that dave gave hm the ideal get out of jail free card

so he bust open the front door

charges upstairs (whilst banging of all the walls)

hoofs the bedroom door open

dives under the covers head first and starts lapping like a kitten

hmhmmhm ,sluuurrrrp, uhhhhhhhhohohoo

after half an hour he thinks to himself

right thats got to be enough ,my bloody tongue is numb

so he gets up and heads back down the hallway to the tiolet

as he turns in to the bathroom he gets the fright of his life as a persons figure catches his eye

oh for fuck sake ,who's that in the tiolet

to which his wife replys

be quite you will wake your mother in law

:peace:

[Guest 123456]

Thanks for putting me off my dinner, Bud !

[the d.o.c]

i thought anyone with a mother in law would appreciate it :sarcasm:

[Guest]

chris is welcome to my mother in law (trouble maker).