Ethel is a bit of a demon

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Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to

charge

>>> > > >>around

>>> > > >>the

>>> > > >> > nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to

>>> > > >>maximum speed

>>> > > >> > on

>>> > > >> > the long corridors. Because she and her fellow residents are

>>> > > >>one sandwich

>>> > > >> > short of a picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the

>>> > > >>males

>>> > > >>actually

>>> > > >> > join in.

>>> > > >> > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened

>>> > > >>and Mad

>>> > > >> > Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.

>>> > > >> > "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for

>>> > > >>that thing?"

>>> > > >> > Ethel

>>> > > >> > fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper

>>> > > >>and held it

>>> > > >> > up to

>>> > > >> > him.

>>> > > >> > "OK" he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.

>>> > > >> > As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird

>>> > > >>William

>>> > > >> > popped

>>> > > >> > out in front of her and shouted,

>>> > > >> > "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

>>> > > >> > Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held

>>> > > >>it up to

>>> > > >> > him.

>>> > > >> > Willam nodded and said, "Carry on, maam."

>>> > > >> > As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,

>>> > > >>Bonkers Brian

>>> > > >> > stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very

>>> > > >>sizeable (for his

>>> > > >> > age) erection in his hand. "Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the

>>> > > >>breathalyser

>>> > > >> > again!"

>>> > > >

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