
Well I was checkin me ladies tonight as per usual when I seen this strange looking twat of a spider on me leaf. he had made some really fucked up webs like some kind of retarded spider would. They aint webs like a normal spiders web, they are like triangle shaped and not many threads ( maybe he is stoned ).

Now this little bastard aint massive or so small her could be a spider mite, but could he be a problem? He is about the size of a lentil and a translucent orange/yellow colour. He is perched on top near a bud and sort of scrunched up in a position I can only describe as menacing.

. Anyway I am not one to like killing anything so I have left him be for now, I did think he could come in useful to see off any other pests that may be about. So people do I name this spider thing and let him be or kill the bastard? if he stays alive some name ideas would be greatly appeciated so as I can stop calling him bastard.