Right here comes the reports & pics from my travels to amsterdam

Name/strain - Afghan

Price - 20 Euro's

Weight - 2.0 grams

Brought from - Route 99

Origin - Afghanistan

Hash/weed - Hash

Texture/1st thoughts - Soft black dark on the outside light brown on the inside rolls into sasuages very easy not too sticky & a smooth surface

Smell/taste - Smells very sweet piney even when ripped apart & rolled after being rolled the residue left on your hands can even have a mixture of sweet/piney with a hint of tea tree , yes tea tree loverly imo when smoked, i cant help but think of hash from way back when i was like 12-13 stinks where ever you are out with a real sweet yet pungent dopey aroma

High - High is very fast acting ... Whoosh straight in their head & body stone one thats slows me down in my tracks very narcotic indeed not somthing i could smoke allday if im honest but a fab treat & pick me up when needed

Final thoughts - A good smoke would be great for pain pitty we cant get hash like this in the Uk much all in all another classic does exactly what you expect it to do nail you to where ever you are for the day/night , If your after couchlock city & a god sleep from a small amount of "dope" then this is the one for you

ah!!!
got my mouth watering. luckily i'll be in the mountian of india in a month and i'll be loading up my chillum. wish we could get gear like that in the uk still though. bolinagth

Haze

Name/strain - Haze

Price - 25 euro's

Weight - 3.0 grams

Brought from - Central coffee shop

Hash/weed - Weed

Texture/1st thoughts - real dense buds which suprised me , coverd in crystals , quite stinky & in a pale green colour with vibrant orange hairs

Smell/taste - The smell is truley amazing , awsome even very hard to discribe goes right up you nose & hits you hard , The taste is like nothing ive ever encounted either its like a musky fruit taste with a fresh zingy clout in the face , i want more sort of taste

High - very soaring racing head high , paranoia inducing if abused , very very good , i was smoking it on the ferry home & at one point thought the waves in the sea was spelling things out to me i was in a state of total euphoria , never had weed do that to me another imperessed stoner

Final thoughts - Very very good sativa . would'nt grow it myself as the flowering time is so long , but defo good for a treat if you can get it ... Creme de la creme of the weed world

Cheers garvus mate

Indian charras

Name/strain - Indian Charras

Price - 18 Euro's

Weight - 1.8 Grams

Brought from - Double reggae

Origin - India

Hash/weed - Hash

Texture/1st thoughts - black like "old school squidgy black" very soft , no lighter needed just roll into sasuages & away you go to outter space

Smell/taste - smells like good old squidgy except this has a real nice peppery smell & taste to it very sticky like treacle , its awesome saw a article in weed world on charras & had high expectations & boy it did live up to those expectations

High- bare with me im half way through a nice joint ....Ahhh here it comes , nice warm head buzz behind the ears followed by extreme couchlock good for us experienced stoners , yet another not to be missed imo very dreamy after too , me the mother & step dad had a few of these none of us was fit to even make a desicion on wether we was hungry or not ... If you want to be left dazed & confused this IS the one for you .

Final thoughts - Not for the inexperienced smokers but defo & good one for those special occasions when the golden stash comes out defo puts a smile on my face & if i could smoke it all the time i would

Btw these reports were done over a period of a week not all in this morning

great smoke reports lawless, i can almost taste it myself you described it so well, glad you enjoyed your trip to the dam.

Cheers matey , well i had nothing else to do seeing as i was cut of from the net

Jack herrer
Name/strain - Jack herrer

Price - 25 euro's

Weight - 3.0 grams

Brought from - La canna

Hash/weed - Weed

Texture/1st thoughts - Real dense buds that look white through the coupious amounts of crystals . 10/10 for looks alone this defo has bag appeal

Smell/taste - The smell when crumbled up is one of a fruity nature sweet with a hint of aniseed in their somwhere , when smoked it resembles a fresh piney/aniseed taste with a hint of fruits quite the oppisite to when crumbled ...could defo get used to this

High - High hmmm starts as a warmth in the head a gentle dreamy stone ..followed after that by a nice muscle realxing high on that makes you want to fall into the settee & gather your thought's (thinker stone i call them, ive came up with some great ideas on my "thinker stone's" ) would be a good smoke to share with friends

Final thoughts - looks great , smells noice the high is just right not to much in your face & not to little that you forget about it , Jack herrer gats a big thumbs up from me & you never know watch this space i may even buy some beans in the near future

Double zero

Name/strain - Double zero

Price - 20 euro's

Weight - 1.8 gram's

Brought from - Double reggae

Hash/weed - Hash

Texture/1st thoughts - Sandy in colour & hard , looks very much like soap bar but is a lighter shade of brown & smell 's great & puffs up alot when burnt nothing at all like soap bar in that respect

Smell/taste - The smell is one of a schweet sugar mixed with perfume , yeah perfume but that is the closet thing i can come to it , taste ahhh bare with me on this ... , Right the taste is a sweet hashy taste with a hint of berries yep berries im teling you its in there somwhere

High - High is great comes on quick after a quater of a joint really hits you behind the eyes & its seems to be relaxing my back muscles very well ( not that their is anything wrong with my back ) all in all the high is strong acting & long lasting , Dry mouth is a certainty, tbh ive never hard "hard" hash that packs a punch like this , very storng

Final thoughts - Looks like soap bar but dont be decived this is easily one of the strongest i had while their , i imagine the apperience can & does put people off buying it ...please dont be put off you will not be dissapointed

Did you check out Barney's or the Grey Area Lawless?

see you visited La Canna again

SB

Hi Sb

We looked for a while for barneys i thought it was nr central coffee shop , couldnt find it , not too sure about grey area if its the one nr red light district with a real long bar & looks out on the back to the cannal then yeah if not no you have to remeber its was over 4 weeks ago now great memories tho

Right next up is Super silver haze

Name/strain - Super silver haze

Price - 18 euro's

Weight - 1.8 Grams

Brought from - Double Reggae


Hash/weed - Weed

Texture/1st thoughts - Very dense buds , few stems in their but nothing to cause concern buds are brittle to crumble's up good with just rolling it thorugh the fingers , very genorous amounts of crystalls , all in all nice juicy buds , no compliants here

Smell/taste - The buds in the bag & on the fingers smells differnt as to what it tastes - suprised me actully which is always nice the smell is one of a husky fruit with a hint of brandy is the closest i can come to explianing it ... The taste is one of a spicey gingerish taste with a hint of eathyness , Noice

High - The high is very up their racey in the head aswell as the body , a good one for relaxing to your favorite music too its a good motivator too everytime i smoke this i end up doing somsort of task , got that get up & go groove to it

Final thoughts - loverly smoke nice taste great high , definitly deserved all the awards she has won , Try it you might like it....its got to be the most dreamiest strain ive smoked/had to date my minds gone off for a wander somwhere & im relaxed to "high" heaven .... I just cant wait for my 2 monster SSH'es to be done

I have one more report i have yet to do , will get round to it tonight or tomorow

Its turkish cream from the grasshopper

Great post there lawless, im off to the dam in july for a week, ill put you reports to the test.

Goddamn thats a good report!

Be going next year probably

nice one smokey mate

I stll havnt got round to smoking/reporting on the turkish cream mash head ....its not going anywhere so ill do one soon as

cheer mate , hope everyone enjoyed the read

That was great lawless,as i've never been to the dam myself-nice one.

I feel quite stoned from just reading about 'em.

thanks mate


I tried my dammed harest to get the smell & tastes right on , and i did so all in all jobs a good 'un

Only one more to add now

nice report bud, cheers for taking the time out to write it all up

some of the shops of choice i winced at, but it looks like they still have quality gear, good to now.

take it easy mate!

"I'll just wait then..... "

(...think 'Pirate Memory game'.... )


Drums fingers impatiently...... 2 months later......

Fecking stoners....


Great little thread tho young Lawless...... nice one ....

I suspect a trip is not far off given my improved financial status.....


Laz

Loving your defenition of .... "as soon as" ......

stoners eh laz , forgotten all about this

Ok here goes laz , just for you

Turkish cream

20E - 1.0 grams at the grasshopper

its texture is very sort very squidgy almost pure black in clolur with a hint of brown

it smells of dopey hash ( obviously ) with a gingerish/lemmony aftertone
although when smokd it tastes more of gingery hash , with a harsh but nice aftertaste

The high comes on quick & strong , heavey eyelids are a cetainty , follwed by a nice relaxing/euphoric/untouchable stage that passes to leave you refreshed & wanting more ... very potent

Final thoughts smells loverly , left a nice layer of resin encrusted on the baggie to which obviously shows "quality" i do feel tho that the grasshopper is exploiting the fact that this is such & nice hash & charging what they want ... all in all a top smoke tho

Thats basicly what i thought of it , couldnt say if its the real deal or not as its the 1st time ive had it , was/is a great smoke tho , one for speacail occasions


& that would bring this thread to an end at least untill my next visit .... hope whoever reads this enjoy's as much as i did making it

Great report lawless well done, defo gona save up for a trip over there two long years since the last time

Cheers Mr L ..... I feel better now ....


Laz

Go for it man , you wont regret it

I went on me own the 1st time ..... well thats a whole topic on its self there is one somwhere

Nice one




Ahh you & me both

Thanks lazlo

Good reports mate.

That Charas looks lovely. Can't say i've ever seen turkish like that, usually very brittle, similiar to Maroc.

Barneys is kinda north west, if you're walking toward central station you turn left, its on the Har lemmer straat i think. I kept thinking i was going wrong last time, but it was a bit further than i remembered

cheers man

Going again in november with the misses ( her 1st time ) cant wait

So no doubt this topic will be continuied with other hsh/weed reports then ... nice one

LAWLESS IT AINT ME DUDE. NOT GONNA ANSWER ANY MORE POSTS TILL ITS SORTED.

Dont ever buy wedd from la canna again. REAL BAD. Tousist trap my brother, the only place to get QUALITY weed in amsterdam is Kadinsky's. IF not there then I'd go to Worzels in Haarlem.

Whys that then jonny?

Nice reports lawless....top notch.....one thing though u should of gave each one a mark out of 10......

Im going in a couple of months, all that hashish looks great....and easy to conceal?

Dreamt of Haze for a while now supposed to be magical...

Thanks for this uve really wet my appetite......

If theres any dutchman or pros whats the best shops with highest quality dope?

Thanks...

Agreed over priced & abit touristy , but bad weed that jack herer was strong shit ... very nice smoke too ... not a bad thing to say about the JH apart from the price

Ill be going to differnt coffee shops - if i find them in november , look out for it



Nice one matey

Yeah too bad i didnt becasue i honestly cant remember acuratly enought to give marks out of ten ... somthing to remeber for next time tho

Plenty of hash around mate , i go for the soft hash usally , rolls to what ever shape you want it too

Haze it great too , make sure you remember to get some ... out of this world

Good luck on your travells & dont forget the

Yeah man, I paid 8 Euro for 2 large coke in there the other day, dont like the pre weighed bag shite either - usually well shaken, must have got lucky with that JH. Yeah do look out for Kadinskys - its actually along the same street as La Canna - Down one of the side streets just by a Bakery. REALLY small coffeeshop - with a smoker friendly bar right opposite (bout two paces away). Buy you tweed in the coffeeshop then move on to the bar otherwise it gets well crowded. The best bubblegum I've ever had, if you're into hash try the sahara blue - knockout. Other places I'd recomend would be De Dampkring (they filmed some of oceans 12 there!) The biggest selection of weed & Hasj i've ever seen - about thirty varieties. Bit pricey but worth it for the huge choice on offer. Would also say try the Rookies (on Liedesplien) and Abraxas. Never bought weed there (i stick to where i know is quality - there seems to be a lot of shite in the Dam at the mo) but the staff are great and the vibe is cool. Go out there every few weeks (moving out in the new year), so i know it better than the back of my hand!

I know how exciting it is on a first trip! there are some cool sites to check out - wont post a link coz im not sure its allowed. But if you google it - it will come.



Peace, Love & Unity

Jonny Dubplate

nice review on the double 0 (zero) man, im really glad to see its still kicking around. One of the best hash's I've even smoked....

Your right there matey double zero is one of the best ive had too

I see this thread has been pinned .... Nice

Should be going with the mrs in november , updates with pics are inevitable

thanks guy's

If you have any reports please feel free to add them , but please detail them good , where from , price , how it smoke's , final thoguht's etc & not fogetting a pic of two ....

If you get a chance L - try nipping to the Damkring (or Tweed Kamer - same menu I think) stroke the cat, then check out the organic Buddha sister Haze - hits like tyson and mings of berry fruit salad to the last puff - deffo my fave - also they were doing a Damkring Haze delight which sounded lovely last item I was there - I know you like a good haze

B

Thanks for the advice blab

I'll be taking a coffee shop map this time unlike the other times , will defo give either one or both them a try , stoner cats eh , sounds like marley

Buddah sister haze .... sounds amazing , ill keep an eye out

Cher blab matey

Abraxas should be refurbed by the the time you go back mate, don't miss out on their Hawaiian Haze

You bringing janet and Corinthian this time?

Cheers thc ill jot all these "better" coffee shops name down , so as i dont get lost looking for them & end up walking in the bike lane & wondering why everyone was ringing their bells , the mothers fella got hit by a womans with handbag how was we to know

Just janet this time matey

Love this report - great photos and facts...

Going to try something similar when I go to the dam at end on January...

Funny you mention cats. One resounding memory I have of Coffeeshops is a cat that leaped onto the (high) bar and slinked over to the cosy coffee machine where she curled up and warmed her back.
Probably stoned too. Avoiding bongs on the counter like acrobat. Her place, not mine!! haha

Cant remember name of shop maybe the one mentioned in previous posts.


The real charas, I love. Organic, dark, toxic and recognisable smoke. Would take good charas over much anything The turkish hash that I used to get was light brun, small, brittle and very psychoactive. Dangerous to smoke too much as my friend warned. Did you try the Nietherwied Lawless? supposed to be the zero zero screen stuff that they make locally. Its worth talking to the coffee shop manager too sometimes, as they appreciate a homegrower

One Question: Is "Creme" actually kind of a jellyhash? Turkish creme, Manali cream, etc?

I Have lived in the middle east for 20 years! Back here now! But i tell you the hash you get is GOLD SEAL! The Best! It gos nowere but there! The best one i smoked had a seal on it in arabic that said Death to the infadelses! I had a K of it! F##K everyone! They know! The west sees none of it! If They let it out life would stand still! (-_-)

1st time saw this thread was 10 min ago

Lawless well documented m8.you truely got across what Amsterdam has given me... choice.

15 visits in 20 yrs and you had my mouth watering again....




TAXI..........

Hey buds and budesess im back after a prolonged absence from this site...

Im now living the high life in the south of france but with out and highs ....

Become a fuckin drunk really...

anyways i cant stay here much longer and want to get away from my family and friends and pretty much everything so im thunking of moving to damfor a year or 2... im gonna take a visit in a month or so my first one and as this thread has been dead since 2006 i was wondering if u my green friends could point me in the direction of the best hashish and bud in dam.. ive asked before and duely noted everyones oppinions here im especially interested in the solids side of things...

Considering your all the greatest marijuana growers makers and shakers in the uk and are used to he good shit can everyone offer there oppinons on what was the bomb in amsterdam...

which shops and which strains...

Im gonna take 200 euros just for the dope, (Beer and blowjobs and a bed are my second budgets) and this will let me sample da goods ja?)

So let me have it bros!!

Peace long live the 420!

a boopy doo...

umm...

Hey buds and budesess im back after a prolonged absence from this site...

Im now living the high life in the south of france but with out the highs ....

Become a fuckin drunk really...

anyways i cant stay here much longer and want to get away from my family and friends and pretty much everything so im thunking of moving to damfor a year or 2... im gonna take a visit in a month or so my first one and as this thread has been dead since 2006 i was wondering if u my green friends could point me in the direction of the best hashish and bud in dam.. ive asked before and duely noted everyones oppinions here im especially interested in the solids side of things...

Considering your all the greatest marijuana growers makers and shakers in the uk and are used to the good shit can everyone offer there oppinons on what was the bomb in amsterdam...

which shops and which strains...

Im gonna take 200 euros just for the dope and this will let me sample da goods ja?

So let me have it bros!! or alternatively pm with a list!!! Thanks!!

Peace long live the 420 rule...

a boopy doo...

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rip norma...

Good reports!

G

good old lawless, this was a cool thread

where tf is he these days

get back ere ya gimp

hey Lawless, great thread, loved the smoke reports mate i've never been across to holland yet, but your smoke reports has giving me a taster of some of the gems to expect

Where in India are you going?Im interested in going to charas country myself but dont realy know much about it.....Is the weed just available to anyone who asks or do you have to have "contacts"?

Just Dug This thread up, and boy am i glad GREAT reports Lawless.

I'm going to take my laptop and do some reports next time I go

I buy at least 2oz of all different varieties over a weekend.

I mostly buy weed but I have been known to get some hash from The Dolphin Blue Birds or the Dampkring

Super Tbizla is a nice Hash

Gotta say Barneys and the Grey area stocked the best skunk. At Barneys I highly recomend the cheese, big buddahs original uk cheese...absolutely gorgeous. Also d.n.a seeds at the grey area have been working hard on some lovely crosses....chocolope which is a thai and canalope cross and super silver bubble which is the Super silver haze crossed with bubblegum....all very fresh and full of lovely flavours. It was my first time in the dam and I can honestly say that I wasn't overly impressed, tastes were there but the knock me out couch lock sensation just never got me in the dam.
All round favorite smoke was the Malana cream(real malana cream jelly) from greenhouse....now that was boom tingz....the taste of a thick and really creamy smoke with a very heavy stoned felling....nice!

your definately right about the chocolope but when i had it it was seriously strong puts your eyes out of focus- but it was the first day and i had been smoking amnesia haze at 9am so i was smashed already

I'm in the Dam right now, and the Grey Area now have BB Cheese - and it is magnificent compared to the BB Cheese I got on my last visit (which was from Hunters - and was my fav smoke on my last visit). Expensive though. Second best smoke this time round is the Bubble Kush from Hunters...