hey guys,any of the peeps used easyjet from liverpool to amsterdam? if any have,what was your experience of or lack of customs guys when arriving there.do customs target peeps on easyjet flights from the dam?? cheers guys,twinkle

cant speak for easy jet or even airport customs but the ferry customs are non existant i brought a 1/4 oz back with me just popped it in mi shoe. thier more bothered about making sure ur not a terrorist these days

m8 last time I came thru was 2000 - it was mad - not a soul in sight - can't vouch 4 that now tho sorry
u can always leave a few grams of ur fave in an old pair of jeans in the suitcase and if ur caught - which u won't be - it's simply a case of 'oops sorry boss - I must've got a bit wasted and left in there by accident. Please take it as I would not dream of violating the laws of this fine land.' and Bob's ur uncle

i wasnt searched outwards or inwards from glasgow to adam best bet would be to ask stonedbrittania i think hes flown from around there

yes.
in my experience the customs at john lennon are shit hot.
i have been pulled on the way out to schipol on my last 10 visits.
on 2 occasions this has resulted in us missing our flight. wankers.
funny tho cos i never have any trouble at all on the homeward journey.

I found them non exsitent also on the way back

never flown from liverpool or Easyjet although am a seasoned traveller.

tbh customs are really only interested in Illigal immigrants and cigs/tobacco, a well hidden small package would not be found even if they searched your bags

nothing else to say as of course I would never condone smuggling

SB

i live close to liverpool airport and to be honest its known for a lack of searches etc on ya way back in you pays ya money and takes ya chance !personally i wouldnt be able to help myself you could always swallow anything you had

peppi

ive been searched several times going to amsterdam but never coming back...

so long as you bring back 35 grams or less, it will only result in a confiscation and small fine, if caught. over 35 grams and you get nicked.

in 15 years using JLA Liverpool min 2x a year no pull on return, Lezley always gets a pull on the way out.

Now N Shields Docks, I got pulled last week aftert the passsport control for the first time ever returning to the UK, the Gentleman asked if I were away on business or pleasure, I replied pleasure he asked if I were alone I gestured towards Lezley. He gave me my passport back and said there you go "Mark" (which re had just read from PP)

I wandered with Lezley with or without whatever may have been in my bag.

I feel obliged to take at leat 14g with me and 14 back it would have been fun telling mr customs man I was simply returning my weed to its country of origin.

I met a guy on the boat who had had 20g taken the previous week he got an on the spot £50 fine at N Shields Port, he was inmo a genuine medi user who should have kicked up a stink.

Remeber, if you are bothered about being busted DO NOT DO IT, I feel obliged.

Remeber, if you are bothered about being busted DO NOT DO IT.

Top Advice.

I think its the gamble you take.

Nudge Gamble Wink Wink.

Take Care All.

hey guys,thanks for all replies,it seems pretty random what happens,last time we came through glasgow airport from lanzarote last month,at 2am the place was crawling with them [feds],time before same flight no one,not 1!! 1 question,why worry about search going out!!!!!!!!!! no one's gooing to take coals to the dam are they? cheers guys twinkle

1 question,why worry about search going out!!!!!!!!!! no one's gooing to take coals to the dam are they? cheers guys twinkle
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I do they are looking for wedge when searching you on the way out, they also want to put you off returning with anything.

Ive done that flight path a few times from the Liverpool airport.
Never had a problem with the customs there ive seen them once in 6 flights too Amdam.

However i never bring owt back, cos my weeds better than 90% of coffee shop stuff and i have bubble bags, so no need for hash anymore

Id say ya defo safe at the Liverpool airport Mate, as ive done time for growing and they have never hassled me once.

Manx airport is a diffrent matter for me anyways, strip search is not unusall for me, all that started after my first trip to India, customs are funny places, see thru toilets the lot



Bom!

I have took my Silver Haze to the dam, then trolled the coffee shops asking where i can buy seed thats produces weed like this.

Most people thought i was taking the piss, and wouldent sample it, the few who did said ya carnt buy seeds/weed like that on the legal market in holland

Bom!

Beware of sticking stuff in your shoes goin' back from the dam, early on this year some had to take theres off at security, a mate of mine has gotten thru many a time by filling, sealing a kinder egg and attaching to the back of your bollocks. maybe a pair of y-fronts would help secure it better. wot i did successully was buying the stongist hash available (20 euro a gram in Damkring excellent stone, also Ocean 12 was filmed in there), store it in the jean pocket and checkin the bag - if its caught no biggie, otherwise it will more than likely get thru.

I flew back from the Dam to Liverpool in february and didnt see ANYONE at the customs desk not even just sitting there watching.I was pretty gutted actually cos I hadnt brought back with me.On the previous 3 occassions through John Lennon from Dam I have brought back and have never seen any problems.I personally now dont like the heart racing fear of having a 1/2 Oz in the pocket,especially when theres the postal service.

,especially when theres the postal service.
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Captured by the post in 2001 when some m8s sent packages over, got a notice saying if we wanted to contest it we could do so , but as far as they were concerned the matter wqas closed. A gram in the p[ocket is worth 2 in the post.

Ditto. In many cases, it's people's body language that gives them away. People who look nervous (fidgeting, shuffling, biting nails, constantly glancing at exits, etc.) tend to attract attention. There are also a couple of "types" they look for - young Americians on a six month visa, who have popped over to 'Dam for a weekend often produce a result, for instance. They may also glance through the passenger lists to see if anyone has any previous.

If it's of any comfort, an old sound engineer mate of mine used to do a lot of conference work for Customs & Excise. Apparently they rarely, if ever, bother to put the sniffer dogs on luggage or people from Amsterdam flights, because it / they often smell of dope smoke anyway, which generates a lot of false positives. Just about all luggage is X-rayed now, though, so don't put any in your bags, keep it about your person. Also, they don't generally give a toss about people with an eighth or two stuffed down their undies for personal use (too much paperwork for a tiny result) - it's "dealable" quantities they're really after.

I've only ever been stopped twice. In both cases I'd made an attempt to look tidy for the journey - had a shave and worn a decent jacket, trousers, shirt and tie. It could have been pure coincidence or maybe I just looked "out of character" in those clothes. Three days of stubble, bloodshot eyes and my loudest tie-dyes have never raised an eyebrow and I've just sailed through.


True, but it will also go on record and could well bring up a flag against your name on future journeys and result in delays elsewhere. In the end you have to ask yourself if the potential grief of getting caught is worth it for a few grams of smoke. After several "successful" inbound journeys I decided it wasn't and that every occasion I made it through OK was bringing me closer to the one where I didn't, so now I don't bother any more.

HI,

"MY Friend " has been to Amsterdam loads of times with lots of different airlines. Easyjet is the same as the rest. Never ever been stopped by customs. bit strange really cos "he" looks a right dodgy bastard . customs are nealy always understaffed or non exsistant in "his" experience. only time "he" has been stopped was by ferry. searched but not found An easy way "he" found also was to grind your weed into dust, put in air tight bag & put between 2 postcards & posted!! "he" has always received "his" this way, as customs only seem to open parcels from Holland!

Not that i encourage smuggling you understand
Take it easy(Jet) dude

hey guys,back from the dam,the wife and i had a great week there,stayed at "victoria" [to keep wife happy] first time in dam,the c/s prix-d-ami had some luvly red leb great hash man,and going back to original question, no probs guys,i'm just enjoying a nice red leb bifta,aaaaaaaaaah heaven. i've also booked to go back in aug, me n easyjet are going to get along just fine,take care guys twinkle

ive been told by costoms that if you fly from the dam in a suit and tie they are more likely to pull you looking for chang, they arent interested in a 1/2oz of weed, they want coke and cash, theese are the tools of terrorists
i leave it in my(spare) jeans pocket , i rather appear to be absent minded if im stopped than somebody who is attempting to conceal something

You could always borrow a wheelchair ! They tend to pick you up off the plane in special lift and take you straight past customs.
Might be a good laugh too, and handy for getting your body back from the dam

(reminds me of being 8 and joyriding in my sisters chair with a m8, dont know why we found it so bloody funny when nice people came to our assistance)

erg

yeh i used to do that when i was 8, good fun had by all i'm sure.

how old are you now dude??

10 and a half

Seriously though, a good smugglers trick im sure