[attachmentid=32845][attachmentid=32844] morning all,been a bit freaked out this morn,sitting here in this morn having a read and a biffta then all of a sudden i was attacked with some sort of bug...a nat maybe? it got me 3 times then i rung the wee fookers kneck......mrs comes in from the school run said ffs wtf has done that? anyway off she went to cook me a sausage sanny..i take one bite and my throat started burning like fcuk as if it was the hottest curry ive ever had really gave me a fright..was this a reaction to the bites anyone? s.e.t

nice pair of nipples mate.
Coincident or what.
I went to a party sat night and sneaked out for a toke and when i came back my kids and family were laughin.I had got a normal looking house fly type thing on my head and i brushed it off.
I shave my head and when i got up in the mornin it looked like i'd got another head growin.I asked if it was a mozzy but they said it looked like a normal house fly.
MUTANT INSECTS ATTACK HUMANS FFS.
P.s i didnt feel ill but fek does it throb.
A good tip for everyone is use sterrits on bites and rashes.It stings like fek for a second or so but it works a treat.
They are them wipes that they wipe you with before an injection.

the burring throat bit really freaked me!!! now feeling a litty dizzy im away to lay down for a bit ffs what a start to the week eh to be honest i dont know if im stoned or dizzy.......let you know once ive chilled for abit. s.e.t

If this is what weve got to come this summer god help us

Its only March FFS

ope you feel better soon SET

fs set i told ya get they flees sorted oot ffs

looks like a mosquito bite

or a small house spider bite

ya cheeky fooker pd! pissed off no,still feel a wee bit queazy throats ok tho....munched up to fcuk and parra about eating! you rekon that was just a reaction then i only had the one bite mrs tried um and they were fine,auch well no tae worry spliff time.....cheers folks!

what happens if an beastie bits you is that its injecting its venom or bite saliva into your skin cells this then reacts with you soft tissue itsl iek a mild form of acid beign secreted into your skin , this causes the swelling of around the target area

the beasties bite usually is harmlesss, its down to the indivudual thats bitten how allergic they are to them

the swellign and redness is your bodys way of fightign the bite u have recieved it will come down within 24-48 hours im betting

looks like a 'Mississippi skeeter' bit the bejeezus outta you :O You can take a dab of bleach....put it on the bite...and it should ease it a bit.

Hmmm, if it's swollen that much and you're feeling sick, it could be an allergic reaction to the venom/saliva of whatever the bug was. You could maybe try an antihistamine from the chemists, see if that helps, but antihistamines themselves are pretty heinous chemicals.

burn the bite out with bleeh and use a bunsen to seal the wound u can take it set

or you can use lemon juice rubbed onto it

[attachmentid=32883] them busons get to hot need to try something else

ewwww....nooooo.not like that

roflmao........JUST a DAB.....ya'll know what that is??..umm...>>(a little on ur finger...then apply it to the bite)...Not the wholeee jug This works for wasp/bee stings too

That'll teach ya, next time make your own sarnie.

strong solution of bicarb down the neck and on bites ....

maybe take a week of zyrtex as hi histame levels affect the throught

I can honestly say you are showing signs of intlerance even allergy to the beast that bit ya set

if the fingers go numb or swelling of the face and neck are apparent get to Accindent and Emergency you could be having a bad reaction , rare as anaphylaxis is its deffo on the increase

good luck

top advise mj...

and what ever you do SET, just make sure you keep an eye on your testicles............

thanks all for your help and advice....thro out the day ive still felt a little queasy not major but just a general feelin of not being quite with it..sounds more like a smoke report this i tried some soup earlier and my taste buds seemed fined will try some solids later on! thx again folks. s.e.t

think happy thoughts set..............think celtic on top of the leuge

your some doctor pd thx bud......

[attachmentid=32906]your some doctor pd thx bud......

im a qlaified first aider tho and a qualified C$%T

If thats whats about this yr i'm gonna make sure me gonads are well covered

Glad yer feeling a bit better now S:E:T seems like your immune system is doing a good job.

all is well folks,just munched a sausage supper...tasted lovley! yeah sibs your not wrong mate and as someone said its only march i think a combi of the mild weather weve had here and the windows been up either a gnat or mozzy has flew in and had a pop...just to add is a gnat the same as a midgie? they might be small but some damage eh!

Midges? They would have eaten ya alive SET!

I think there are 700+ diffo types of midge.

Its the females that bite ya also soooo I would take that as a compliment!!

As Dr. PD says just think Celtic top of the leauge!!

[attachmentid=33358] never felt better thx all for their concern and advice especially the green side of glasgow

i cant possibly click that link set u know that, just icnase theres blue ppl on it it would ruin my day

u gona watch the scotland match the night and cause a ruck at yer local when we tramp italy

no ill have me england top on off coarse and singing some northern ireland songs

ud no a mosqito bite proper oen it goes much larger than that bite mark

i had one in turkey and it was golf ball sized massive lum and was nasty

they gave me a lemon exstract that warned off mosqitoes and also helped fight agaisnt its bite stung on beetroot sunburn tho but the effes sorted that right oot

herbal methods vlad would be pleased


edited u bastard im gonna swan dive on my neihbors car if we win then show me arse to the street

ucan see im confident we will loose

herbal remedies work a treat mate...i think it was gnats...shit me up tho

sorry was jsut thinkignwhat i was gonna spend your 20 quid on drifted off there

gtf ya nutcase......maybe some cream!

ilmfao