What's happened to the sex shops? Theyre exactly like any sex shop here in the UK! Me and my now estranged wife went earlier in the year, were looking forward to getting baked and shuffling round a few of the pervier shops, theyve gone all bright and airy and open...

When I first started going over there, all the sex shops were seedy, dingy places that sold fake snuff movies and videos to satisfy the most obscure fetishes imaginable! I dont necessarily wanna buy any of it, but what gives? Did the red light area undergo a big cleanup, as I suspect?

i found em

Get yersel doon the cockring mate

When i went into one they had hardcore bestiality, it was 50 euros! bloody hell. Im sure you can find the "good stuff" you jus gotta look around a bit

I think I saw that shop, advertising animal porn, just as you enter the RLD round the corner from the big Grasshopper. And yeah there are loads of sex shops, little dirty seedy ones, and big open modern looking ann summers type ones.

A friend of mine talks about one sex shop that he has been to, that has a glory hole out the back!

dont know if this is a claim to fame or not ?


but me & my mate matt, got thrown out of one in 1996,
we were having a jedi fight with 2 30" double ended dildo's (making the zzzmmm noise too)

Class Joint Hogger.....Class I tell Ya !!!!

PMSL



Driptray

....think iv got a pic of drip playin the dijeri-doo in some shop last time...


e2a.....er tryin to play...

Just on the subject of sex in Amsterdam, I met a guy a few years ago, in fact he worked for me and he swore blind this was a true story, I find it hard to believe but has anyone else heard anything along these line?

He told me that his friend was at a sex show in the Dam and there were woman performing various acts, he was invited onto the stage to join in and they made him agree he could do anything he wanted with them providing the same went the other way (i.e They could do what they wanted to him). I can't remember the details of what he did but he did get involved with them, at which point (In full view of a small audience) he was tied up on some kind on contraption and a man appeared and penetrated/raped him. I constantly knocked this story but he was as sure as anything that his friend had come back to the UK and was having legal advice about it. This lad wasn't a liar as such but this just seems too far fetched for my liking? Anyone?

Twas all good Bizy.... I think i have one of you pissin yourself laughing at same .....

Goodtimes i tell ya ...Goodtimes

Driptray

Martin ..Id love to sit down wit you an hear some of your stories... They'r foookin class

Serves the BUGGER right

PMSL



Driptray

Its a pretty serious allegation though, this lad was dead sure it happened. I never met the alleged victim but surely this sort of stuff could and would not happen Amsterdam?

Hav'n heard of things like that Martin.....

But have heard of 2 lads comin home wit Crabs that could have been on that Discovery Show DEADLIEST CATCH



Their both Single Now.....

But did tell me Twas the Best month on holiday they ever had .....

Driptray

.... ..,OH did 'THEY' driptray.....

Absolutly pmsl here Bizy. . .

Got me good there so ya did. . .

2 GOOD FRIENDS


Holding back the tears i am bizy . .

Driptray

....yeaaaah boooouy ...

...and i bet you can just picture the look i give ya as i said it ay........left eye brow raised,..with a knowing 'Oooooh reaaaally' kinda sideways glance....


E2a.......yeh ere bro i good few stories bout a couple GOOD MATES'a mine too,...wanna ear em mucker??.........abso totaly FPMLF...

and a man appeared and penetrated/raped him?

is he boasting or complaining

Ye know wat mucca. . . I dont think i've laughed this much since we've been in the Dam. . . .


fpmsl



The driptray's crying folks . . . .

....tell ya what id be back to fuckin stab the twat!!... and not wi mi prick...

ere man check this out for funny... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdWsuHpl0UU

Yea. . . .

The Bizy lad would give it to him alright. . . .



Driptray

E2a. . . . Sorry biz ye'v just got me in one of those humours. . .

...too right the back-stabbin PRICK the.....whhhhy i ought to .....

forgot to add another cracking story.

my uncle tam was in the dam in the early 90s with a pal billy for a long weekend,
think they were both celebrating their 30th bday, so they were right oot their nuts.

anyway, they were walking about the RLA when they bumped into an older couple in
their 50s he knew from the small mining village he'd recently moved to the year before,
well, they all got really wasted on puff & booze & someone suggested on going to a live
sex show as they thought it would be a right laugh, once the show started, a big black
guy was doing the biz with a petite blonde & they were going from table to table with
him pumping her for a few minutes at a time actually on their table.

tam said it was a right laugh when suddenly, the woman of the couple grabbed the
big black dude by the balls & shouted out, look at the size of his balls !
she then proceeded to pull the guys dick out of the blonde & actually started to suck
him off on the spot. at this point, tam & billy fell of their seats with laughter &
they were all eventually thrown out of the club after the woman wanted to pump
the black dude but he was having none of it.

once out on the street, she made it aware that she'd entertain the 3 of them if they wanted !
& according to tam, they made their excuses & fled dont know wether i believe him or not.
(not on wether it actually happened , but wether they fled or not )

Very interesting story Martin , somebody I used to work with told me almost exactly the same thing , I just laughed at him and said yeah right but he did swear it happened to a mate of his

Ive heard martins story loads of times...gonna have a look over on snopes and see if its made it there ! Urban myth methinks...

ive heard similiar stories. apparently walking down the red light and a saleswoman said to a young chap that he can do anything to her he wants for free if she can do it back. so he agreed, went in and fucked her silly and then got raped by 2 men. :S stories ey?