I have 18 female Hollands Hope,bought 2 packets on a whim,19 germinated,one was a runt and got binned,they need to go out this week,its sunday,house is empty,time to get a spot ready Normally I would have done this back in jan-feb but these were an impulse buy,the choicest spots are taken,prime real-estate so these have to go somewhere???I went out roughly 4pm,ideal place,drop into a stream,wade across to the promised land easy right?Except theres kids with their pony on the field I normally pass through,re-enacting last weeks Gymkhana or something If I cross the road I can get into the stream,walk through the water screened by the riparian vegetation,through a 50 yard road tunnel,the water in there is 2-3 foot maximum,I have checked its depth in the past,then I can get to the hallowed grounds unseen,sounds easy right?So I am on the other side of the road,small country park offers parking,great Theres 10-12 vehicles in there,3-4 middle aged guys sitting in their cars,the rest are empty I have a bag with my waders,few pieces of kit and I step into the woods First thing I notice is the number of condoms everywhere Loads of prophylactics carpeting the floor,someones either held a wild party,or have shares in Durex Picking my way gingerly through the woodland floor covering of bluebells,wild garlic and condoms I am greeted by a lone male,middle aged,balding,paunch "Hello" I am not rude,but I gripped the bag on my shoulder tightly "Allright mate" I replied striding past him,I get to the top of the woods where I can enter the stream,and I swear to god,there are two naked guys in the corn At this point I decided discretion was the better part of valour,I wasnt going to don my chest high waders in such company in case one of them was a latex fetishist Time for a rethink of a siutable venue methinks

thats sound like a good bit of fun ................

Rip,lived in this area for 10 years,I never knew there was a homosexual dogging wood so close,quite shocking,especially when I saw a naked bum in the corn and they both stood up The thing is that area is ideal for these plants,great soil,normally undisturbed,and fresh water yards away,I just dont want my feminised pollented by stray male sperm

Surely before they stood up it could have been 50% chance that one was a woman,worth checking imo!!

I am having a cuppa,quite traumatic,especially the guy who greeted me I am not an expert on male Bums Rat,but I was close enough to recognise it as masculine when I first saw it rising above the corn

yes, id change the spot too, just be your luck if the cops raided the place to catch all the male doggers & you got lifted with them !

honestly officer, these guys have got nothing to do with me, im just out to tend my guerilla cannabis grow, HONEST

Yeah right............ tell it to the judge (sorry)

I can almost imagine emerging from the trees zipping up my jeans(after changing from my gardening clothes)and walking smack bang into a waiting copper I would be the talk of the neighbourhood Quite a surreal sunday afternoon experience

stop it...you're just giving me ammunition.......not you're funny trouser ammunition either I should add........ made me laugh good work fella!

whoops 'your' not 'you're' sorry laughing too much.

I've now got the Teddy Bears Picnic tune stuck in my head! "... de dum .. de dum de dum .. de dum .. be sure of a big surprise!

Thats the second time thats happened mate,the worst one was Mill Hill in north London,that place was doggers heaven As I walked through the car park I could feel all those guys undressing me with their eyes

There is a pattern here....look :rofl:it's cool we're all very open minded....

The only pattern is I wander around dark places at night But as I am starting to discover,so do others

Good work for making me laugh tonight mate. Crouch when planting but don't bend over.

Blue,any of those guys/gays tries to stick his bibber in my hole,or plough my furrow might be in for a little bit of a shock

very funny mate good to see you have started a topic great opening ,lucking forward to this one

It was written on auto-pilot Mr F,in shock,denial,as a catharsis to cleanse and purge myself of the sights of today,theres no continuation to this tale I hope

I think you mean tail..........

This thread is getting a tad homophobic!

Not at all mate its just an expression of bad penny disgust

it wasnt george michael by any chance was it ? if it was dont plant there, he likes a good toke

The simply-red singer doesnt live that far away garage and I heard the same thing about him Not homophobic rats,just wasnt expecting it,only went there to prep a patch of ground

Wow, sounds great bad penny ill blaze one to it! You wanna watch out how much detail you give out to people on the open forum mate
ATB OTFG

nothing homophobic about men enjoying the great outdoors together.

These comments arn`t homophobic, Really?

Its cool overthefence,I was going to say I always cover my ass,but in the light of todays events its an innapropriate phrase

years ago when i was younger my mates dared me to go over and smash the windows of a car that was parked in a park at 4am, so game as always i walked over to the car , brick in hand, got about 4 ft away and lifted the brick to throw it, just as i did i seen four white legs appear followed by 2 blokes faces

i dropped the brick an bolted

Yes really PC percy.

an if ya do decide to plant there bad penny, take the dope on a rope

I will plant there Garage I might even take a pic of the plot when its established

Just no scenery pls ......
But good luck mate

Mr F

id plant somewhere else tbh mate,
imagine explaining to the plod if ya got caught you where not there taking part in any games,
but merely planting some of the sacred herb

id much rather be caught growing than be accused of bein ball deep in some bushes, but i doubt the fuzz would see it that way

you know the area tho

Come on BP, grow a few there, there's got to be loads of funny stories btwn now and harvest, do it for the crowd if nuttin else!
Great thread, pissd meself!

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I will go down,and certainly plant my HH ladies,if someone comes with me to hold my hand Nahhh,course I will They will be in the ground within the next two days,what consenting adults want to get up to in their own time is entirely up to them,its just the middle of a cornfield in broad daylight is like a bizzare pagan fertility rite Never take life seriously,its all a pi**-take

Are they the dutch passion ones BP? Supposed to be a good outdoor strain early finisher with dense buds. Id say scatter your plants far and wide, put some in dogging woods and the rest else where, you want at least a few to finish so ya can make your mind up if femmed seeds are worth it or not right

They are the dutch passion ones mate,they are all going in the same place,I am isolating them from my clone plots and my Blueberry plot I only got these just as a trial,nowt serious,if they kick off then I will do something different with feminised next year,I am actually going to try and feminise a blueberry myself,not as in plant-intercourse in an anthophilic sort of way,but stressing them or spraying with a chemical just as a trial.

fucking hilarious thread .. pure class

WTF's going on ..

ROFLMAO...


Great Thread I'm crying here !

I am going over there later Its lashing down with rain so hopefully that will deter all but the most ardent woodland "Rambling-exhibitionist" or naturist I have taken note of several PM's and decided not to mention the feminised status of my ladies for fear of an accusation of homophobia,just in case anyone thinks I am calling my ladies lesbians

Only kidding Rats,f**king hell,its been a stressfull day to be honest,sorry for that

STOP STOP !! For the love of GOD ...

No worries mate,i know how you feel.

I am glad you dont know how I feel at the minute rats,going through a divorce,hassle off my girlfriend and wife,ever just wanted to scream and do something nasty

Easy solution, stay single & enjoy a 'fruitful' life for as long as possible mate hehehe

Hey man,i just saw this,i mean`t that i`ve been incredibly stressed too lately,and it`s getting me down. Didn`t mean any dissing.

Woosa...woosa....woosa Sorted,no stress,it doesnt really get me like that rats,we all need to blow off steam now and again,fucking hell,we wouldnt be human if we didnt Marcos,if I was single for long periods of time I might just frequent certain woodland glades and cornfields more often I am going over there later to be honest,get those ladies buried in the ground,WHOOPS,better clarify,I mean the plants,not the missus

Now that would more than interest me a little!

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