well ats me back fae my holiday it was quiet good,but getting hame was better 7 1/2 oscars off opium bunged it into jars had a wee puff lastnight phew fekin bang on.met this old down n out nearly everyday and i was giving him fags each day my missus was giving it get back from him but the old dude never asked me for anything i aproached him am like that.so on the last day i had sum rite good ice cream made abig fat joint and gave it to him we were leaving to get the bus to the airport few hours later there he was sitting at side off the road with half a pizza laughing his tits off she said to me see look wot uv done to him.....pure brilliant.............

eh?

Walls?

paradise ice cream .

fukinell keye you were slow there

but yeh man funny shit, guess he was

how does th opium compare to the ice cream

I am still 0mm closer to knowing the hell this thread is aboot. (that's the only northern i speak)

erm what ?

Was you smoking opium as in the syuff they turn in to heroin or opium by paradise seeds

nice one skulldo.

i think i may be the first person to have read your post and understood it word for word, coz i'm from your part of the world too if anyone needs a translation pm me

bet the old boy enjoyed himself and even though he was wrecked i rekon he'll remeber you for the rest of his life, kindness like that doesnt go forgotten.

T1

EDIT for keye:

he went on his holidays with his wife and met a tramp while he was there, he was giving the tramp ciggy's everyday, however his mrs didnt approve, on his last dy of holiday he rolled a large spliff of ice cream by paradise seeds and gave it to the tramp, a few hours later on their way to the airport they spotted said vagrant at the roadside with half a pizza laughing his ass off and his mrs said look what you have done to him

I understood it fine too, and im not even on the same side of the pond.

Nice one skulldo