Hi Fellows!

As a Canna cultavator who has learned the majority of what i know about canna cultivation from the GREAT! UK420! I feel that as a fellowship we should imform each other if we make any discoveries that may be of interest to each other!?

In case it is already public knowledge and im not aware? i will apoligise in advance, if not! then, i have discovered a stealth way to harvest

First Off! Go and buy yourself a packet of surgical or latex gloves available in your local supermarket approx £1.40 for 20 gloves more than enough to do a few harvests.

If you are not using a tent then i guess the rest does'nt really apply!? But a prefab grow room that you can get into is ideal!

The key is to wear the gloves and harvest inside grow room with fan and carbon filter running at mid pace. My misses who has a nose like a blood-hound never smelt a thing and wondered wher i was for the last hr or two!

Anyways! i hope this helps any stealthly harvesters and any other tips welcome!

Ben

Good tip ben. But I'm a drobe grower - and there aint no room in there.

Was thinking about one of them JML smell globe thingies. Could be a miracle - could be a fancy oil burner. Not wanting to sped the £30 to find out though.

Anyone got any more ideas / tips?

A lab coat - get on ebay for cheapo. Wearing surgical gloves is essential imo (just wait til you have hands coated in trichs and you spend an hour scrubbing 3 layers of skin off with every kitchen or cleaning product you can find!). The other is the lab coat because whilst the gloves keep it off your hands, the lab coat will keep the trichs and any trim off your clothes.

If you don't mind going down to the shops reeking of freshly cut weed, don't bother....but my wife pointed out to me that my top stunk of weed when I came back from the post office (long queue too, must have stunk the whole place out...not good) and I've worn a lab coat ever since.

Also if you've got kids you won't want to be distributing trim and trichs around the home. Lab coats are your friend

GN

Disposable paper overalls,surgical gloves,disposable paper over-shoes,f***ing hell I even wear disposable paper boxer shorts(thats no joke by the way)surgical face-wipes,can of deodorant and something supersweet in the after-shave department like Jean paul gaultier,I had a mate who came to help me chop some plants several weeks ago,he took some of them 300 miles up the motorway with him but he was properly smelly proofed wear disposable gear and bag it up when your finished especially if you have to travel.

looks like Marty McFly is ripping ya plants bad penny

edit- nice plants btw

nice radioactive plants man.

I find no need for gloves of any kind, to clean my hands afterwards I use cooking oil first working it thru my hands, this takes all the resin off your hands and mixes with the cooking oil, then off with the oil with a bit of fairy lipsquid!

Yeah, but if you use gloves you get to smoke it instead of washing it off - another big benefit of gloves

(put them in the freezer for an hour or two, pull them out, blow them up, peel the glovehash off the fingertips, stick in bong, blastoff)

GN

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Freaky...

your harvesting weed, not being attacked by people using chemical bombs

Ha you look like somthing from the X files.


Funny

why fairy resin is in the oil so why not rub or hands in flour add a little milk and an egg and make pancakes. or am i just having a daft 1

Great shout.

Actually to my baby daughter they are chemical bombs and the last thing I want is a single trich anywhere near her.

GN

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just wondering (iv got a month for my first chop! yay) iv got 4 plants do u still think you need gloves/change of clothes, or have you guys got like 30 on the g0?

I'm a bit extreme with the lab coat....but that's me. Those gloves are from trimming one plant, and that's actually really light trichs on the gloves. Personally I wear gloves for every trim and I'm only a percy grower, even if it's just the one plant. Try it without for your first plant and see, then you'll know why I'm recommending disposable gloves (which are cheap...can get a bag of 10 at B&Q for a couple of quid). Easier and less grief but not absolutely essential.

GN

That pic made me crease

You must have misstaken me mate using gloves is smart and I agree, there useful when harvesting, but wearing a blue complete overall with hazmask is a bit ott I trim plants, I don't roll about in them on the floor, rubbing my whole body with them, I never had any such problems harvesting outside or inside wearing clothes and a set of surgucal gloves

I totally did, sorry mate. Wrong end of the stick...

GN

It just cracked me up so much seeing that pic, with the person in the full chemical warfare suit, like something out of outbreak the movie

I can picture it now, ahh theres my outdoors plants ohh whats that inside them, ohh it's plutonium, thank god I put my radiation suit on tonight

gloves and labcoats you look like oldbill when they take plants out a raid

I harvest in my underwear and have a shower after and chuck the undies in the wash, done without the need of nuclear warfare gear

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wasn't there a famous paedo case that was cracked because the plod were able to de-swirl the face?

Well,I always wear one,mainly because the government always go on about genetically modified X300 strength mutant killer skunk There was Randaliser,the guy in south-east asia,Thailand or Vietnam I think

I have a pic somewhere trimming plants while wearing a bright-red hazchem suit,looks a tad overkill but it works,I will look on my USB pens and see if I can find it later

i plan on harvesting mine while sitting naked in my grow room... i may even rub some bud on myself

Rand - if they want to spend time, effort and money to come and find my little percy grow, let them. With the number of plants I grow the very worst case scenario is community service, and I gather they make you go gardening anyway.
GN

How did you get a picture of me in my back garden

I'm all for it - if you get caught on the motorway with a couple (or more) kilo's of wet weed (police will not differentiate between wet and dry) you have got fuckin explaining to do my son. If you prevenr the smell from your clothes, don't smoke in the car and properly bag up and smell proof the plants then you have eliminated one STUPID thing that can and does happen.

Three of my made up mates used to pick up from (insert city here) and drive to town X using random roads. They would go bowling/cinema/whatever and payphone pre-arrange the other guy to meet them in the toilets at the set venue. They'd go for food and were always chomping mc*shit* or KFbollocks in the car to support their story of a cinema trip or whatever.

Got stopped, (the imaginary) police could smell the weed from outside the car.

Don't smell of it or look stoned when moving ANY weed.

Nice tip with freezing the gloves GN

Ahem..... Back On Topic


I've found Glade Plug Ins on offer in Morrisons for £2 each! Had 2 of them on full power and they work well. I've also realised that cheap as chips disinfectant is a powerful odour neutralizer. So I think a bucket of strong water / disinfectant solution with an air bubbler pump should be quite effective.

A bit DIY but I think it will work well? Any opinions?

I want to smoke ur fingers...Love the freezer idea GN. This threads had me in stitches! That face pics how i look first thing in the morning but a bit dodge mate, i think Randalizer is right about the being able to unswirl the face pic me thinks. I just dont think any stoner could be arsed

EDIT:

Sorry Sam semillia i forgot to say, how about a load of those incense sticks. They overpower almost anything!

No, they just make it smell like you're burning insence while chopping weed.

Get a decorative fountain to put in your living room, fill with water and pine sol, smells like you just spring cleaned 24/7.

I find the plug ins really good , one near the front door for me & works perfectly tried and tested . Just bang a couple of them about the place on full whack & your away . An oil burner is quite good too , u can knock one up in a DIY stylee no probs just get some funky oil a candle and something to heat the oil in and your away

regarding the unswirling thing...

basically some image programs have a simple swirl option that just twists the image in simple fashion. The police only have to twist it back to get the real image. That's how that mug got caught.

Now if you go randomly smudging the image yourself and go over it a few times they shouldn't be able to reconstruct the face.

Another thing! i always find my head is banging the evening after i harvest and i do not smoke while i harvest as i find it a task so i reckon its the trichs exploding all around me as i harvest, I normally end up going to bed early after only a couple of smokes!

So! some kind of mask is a good idea if you need to function after Bagging/Jar'ing!

nonsense, the smell of resin as you're harvesting will not get you stoned or in any way affect you psychoactively...

Nice tip on freezing the gloves GN

Monk...x

bio suits, lab coats and masks i suppose you could mingle if you get the knock.

chopping in your space is definitely good practice

Man, I WISH you could get wrecked just by harvesting. People would start sitting in their tents with the fans off to do their trimming - kinda like harvest hotboxing/chonging

I'd also put a ruddy great big tumbler filled with SSH right next to the aircon for the Houses of Parliament.

GN

Yeah me too, it took me and my mate 5 hours of non stop trimming to do 22 ounces... My head was thumping afterwards, wasn't stoned just fucking overwhelmed by the stink of it all, stomach felt pretty queezy too.