Thanks Vince, me old fruit or also not so young fruit.... how do you like your grass? Well matured! How do you like your Cheddar? Well matured! How do you like your wine? Well matured! Shall I go on? It's not getting older that's a problem (and certainly one things for sure: we all do it!), it's maturing well
But where all this supposed "alchemy" is, I dunno. I think bubble bags are more alchemistic: I mean, they're trying to reverse the laws of gravity

My system, if I can be so presumptuous for a minute to call it that, has more to do with common sense than magic. I look at the material, I see how it reacts in a certain situation or environment and go into great detail because every confrontation with nature has shown me it pays to do that. It's less my knowledge of cannabis that has been expanded over the past couple of months than a consciousness of a wealth of unknown details within this fascinating plant and our co-existence with it.
It may sound a little weird or esoterical but I try to let myself be guided in what I'm doing by cannabis itself. I reckon the plant has a vested interest in some of what I'm discovering. We are co-dependent, so to speak. And I'm damn sure now, that cannabis isn't just a lucky freak of nature but does itself contain much magic and purposeful alchemy. My job is just to uncover it, to expose it. Not the alchemist but the alchemist's servant
Thanks again however for your appreciation: it counts a lot to an old man like me

And in years to come, when uk420 is kept alive just by the advertising on this thread alone

, you'll be able to say, look kids, I was there, and they'll go: "Cor blimey, grandad, f*ck a friggid fairy , did you
know Tilt?" And you can say.... well sort of, I mean virtually, I mean, in those days before he'd perfected the production of the Angelpiss and the Godshit and sent it to the Pope to try and in consequence it had been blessed and all and been legalised everywhere except in the United Shapes of Arse where we once again banished all our religious weirdos..... Need I say more? Stick around, Vince, me anything other than untouched virgin fruit, and get your harvest going.... all it needs now to create an out-and-out revolution from my little discoveries here is for a few other good-natured and halfway intelligent stoners to try out what I've been doing. The first ones to go for it will make a whole heap of discoveries in their own right, mark my words. I've uncovered a deep deep pit of fun and games.
There are supposedly 200 odd cannaboids and similar in cannabis sativa, many of which don't even have a name, let alone be listed in a forbidden substance list. Whence this great obsession with just one of them, THC? It may be one of the loudest, and may constitute a great part of the possible total effect from cannabis, but most likely imho less on its own than in conjunction with even small and insignificant quantities of others. It's exactly that which makes good natural dry-gained hash from windowless rooms so good and so..... magic!

But believe me, now I know that even the Maroccan will have the THC etc. from this year's plants, but the angel dust mostly from last year's, as that's how long it takes for that stuff to settle. As I've managed to extract a bit fairly pure, I've also seen it fly now: very impressive

lost a fair bit through coughing, sneezing or just talking or moving about
Been doing another experiment, this time with people. As I can't of course show photos of the people in the course of these experiments for privacy reasons, but want to liven this thread up a bit, and as a certain MaryGoesPoppins has been leaving self-taken photos on my PC in between my hash shots to distract me, I thought it might be useful to see one of those.... but..... not wanting to excite all these fellow old men too much, I've taken out some detail.
Click to view attachmentThis is the deal, you dirty old gits. Noone gets to ogle my gf's jewels for nought, right. For every grower here who does a run roughly on the lines I've shown here and comes back here to present their findings and results, I'll add a bit to that photo, on the lines "the better the results, the better the bit"

If any Mss. out there are already offended by this cheap page 3 sexist lark, seeing as I've already been seriously un-PC today elsewhere on the site, I'd just like to say this was in fact Mary's idea. She said: "Tiltiwilty, mio bellissimo uomo noce, wai u tink nobudi cums on yor fread, jus borin foetoes of bis of godsshit, u nead goddesstits, no godsshit, okidoki?!" Should I, mere man, go against her born right to expose herself to whoever she likes and when she likes?
Anyways, she said all I've got to do is send a rosary
Click to view attachment made of my little balls of godsshit to the Pope, and she'll deal with the rest.....

dunno about this lark, still smarting a bit from the not completely explained Castro encounter.
The People Experiment -- hehe, haha -- was a gas that's been. The experiment was this: my grass is really top notch, ripened in the best imaginable soil in the long mediterranean summer. It's great for me 'cause I'm an ex-alci and a hardened old diehard who likes to get well done as often as poss in this otherwise intolerable life, but it blows other people away, even old hippies and rockers. So you can imagine what it does to an innocent young flower

like Mary. Whiteys galore! She even went off trying completely for a while after a difficult butter experience, but otherwise goes sublimely from one whitey to another. I've decided the undesirable side-effects (which a lot of people apart from Mary suffer from) comes from the high level of THC. Last night she had a few tokes of some (ca. 60% resin, hence THC high) terpenina mixed with a tiny rolll of that godsshit
Click to view attachment (quite the rage with me at the moment: I'm hardly smoking anything else) and noted she had all the good effects she's wanting without any of the normal difficult bits. Said she felt light, without weight, without worry, just good. I must say, she was in a very good mood, in every sense

Same thing this evening.
The People Experiment -- another friend, who smokes every now and again and says a bit of my cured Blueberry blows him clean away. Gave him this evening some of the liquid godshit soaked Pearl that I was preparing a while ago. Same reaction as Mary. Spaced but not blown, very good mood, sensing a really pleasant all round high without some side effects that he has just smoking the same grass on its own. As I see it, the addition of whatever's in the godshit (I don't really know yet exactly) seems less to add to but rather to change the effect of the THC in the grass. I feel it myself too, and I guess that's why I've smoked nothing else for a while, but can't base much on my reactions as I have such a high tolerance to various things. I've resorted to smoking test jays in the morning, something I never normally do, as it's my most sober point of the day and I can discern more subtleties in the effects. Terrible state of affairs

what I go through for you guys? It's actually difficult to keep up with the testing as I've made so many varieties of the new products, and they're pretty much all different.
More godshit pics later or manãna,

!TILT!