high, uk. im a sixity yo medical smoker wake and bake the day. i have, dm, hbp, malabsorption, bipolar, ibs, djd with neuritis/opathy. page one.\

i collect beans and sometimes make bean sprouts. tasty. but best put in dirt.

i like long walks on the beach, romantic deeners, chick flicks and bruce willis. hated brigadoon but love camelot. my pet peeves me sometimes and turn ons are wimen that dont wear panties and men that do. just joking about the men or am i. im separated from my wife. we have separate bathrooms; its a long white trailer.

ive been a doctor, a pastor, a used and new car salesman of the month, a dishwasher, a waiter, a busboy, a bricklayer apprentice, a run naked thru the jungle, a 91b20 (combat medic), a carpenter, a machinist, a bible salesman, a rec.vehicle salesman, a career university student, a preacher, a teacher, a toker since 1965, a computer salesman, a nuclear surity officer page two

have owned two tr3s and a spitfire british racing green. would call british auto parts just to hear the english bap here.

well enough already, who has the joint.\
gen131

man thats some intro welcome to the site

ya worked as everything aside from the butcher baker and candlestick maker

hehe a bible salling paster with combat medic experiance and nuke security clearances ya couldnt write that stuff ..........semper fi

come to scotland no one wears panties

Didn't understand any of that, welcome.

Brew? Tea, pull up a stool...well when I say stool...erm

Brigadoon is a classic, I've based my life around it.

You're forgiven though, welcome.

Nice cars gen

took me a while to decipher the text

welcome sit back and enjoy the best site around

you guys are funny. thanks for the warm welcome. dont know why i haved posted here before. i do but im here now.
man i love to visit scotland. my mom my rock passed two years ago, drunk driver and more. she was proud of the fact that she was scot, irish, english and dutch.

listening to 3dog night and joss stone. hir you are such a gentleman. we have earl grey in walmart. is there walmart in earl grayville. hope not.

asst. brigadoon is my wifes favorite musical. the first time i mocked it the whole time and ruined it for her. im such a insensitive asshole sometime. a fan of dennis leary. ha

whoo, im tired. refreshment brain, refeshment.
gen131

Hi gen welcome m8

You've been a member for 2 years, posted 6 times and then you come out with

well im old and sick, leroy. havent really been lurking for two years; just signedup at a bunch of sites and uk420 got lost in the blur of the net until found my handle and pw for this site a few days ago. thanks for the warm greeting.

great cars, mj. they were all wrecks that i fixed with junk-yard parts. couldnt affort new parts, but would call bap for small items that only they had. hell, thats back to 1965. went from midlife crisis to male menopause. i have only been a medical smoker the last ten years. hey, mary thanks for sharing those fond memories with me.

forgot to mention, juan pronounced jewan grows my shit; he says hes from israel and a jew. i think that he is cuban without a green card. then he admits that hes is from panama and has been walking to the us for years. his gf made him tear down juans grow room because shes paranoid. she smoke cigs and only mj when her ibs flairs. does the whole world have ibs. one hit and shes good. succinct post, although good for the reader is a much longer write time wise.

so thanks for the memories and will see you all around the uk420.\
gen131

Hi mate and welcome, you got here in the end

Dennis leary, man after my own heart

welcome

Welcome gen .... better late than never m8 ....


Laz

veteran day salvo;

ok, so fri. i went to see my psychiatrist at the va. in his office, no windows and the big impregnable solid wood door closed shut. a sound of a well made door. need to get a transcript of the next hour and a half. anyway, capt. m.d. grilled me about personal finances and other personal shit until i had a full blown panic attack and asked him if i could go. the shocker i guess was wwhen i asked him how looking at the ccomputer screen could be a possible hendrance to theray and he replyed instantly that this our sessions was not, yes, not therapy. wtf i said. yes, its a med check and he was just asking the questions that i had already mailed back to the va.
later
gen

welcome gen,

you know, i think you would make a great writer.

write some books mate, i like ur style

right now i got nothin. so looks like a road trip. good nite uk.\ see you later.
gen131

so it shaping up to a trip to the home of the slugger. got kin there and iv burned out my welcome at my daughters house here. couple weeks smokin blue grass, my six ft pro wrestler girl. six daughters. well, she is a mmj user too and was looking forward to having soneone to smoke wiht. now that she is a pro she needs to be drug tested for the license. shit. oh well she says she has me hooked up anyway.

so thats two weeks, but maybe can use her computer.

by the by, the apa american psychiatric assoc. vote on mmj was mostly trying to give back to doctors the power to treat their patients as the docs feel. too back they get no respect in the medical community. psychiatrists are the only docs that can lock anybody up for two weeks on only their word. anybody. at least in america. word.
gen

Hi gen131, welcome aboard

ironlung, huughie green. thanks mates. like your sigs. you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. pulp fiction, hella ride.\
gen

so jesus is hanging out at the student union and is suddenly very hungry. he sits down at a table with a bunch of eton boys. as the studs stare, a steaming plate of roasted lamb appears before jesus and he begins to eat like a starved lion.

jesus looks at the boys with grease dripping down his mouth and says, WHAT. even god likes a roasted kid now and then.
taste like angel.
gen

ok. im sitting on the pot trying to get the river rocks out and ive read all the rags there. so, just thinkin....

jesus and dad are in the white house watching dubya

dad says, cheney is the yhouse. lets bust a cap in dubyas ass.

jesus considers that and likes it but adds. i would like to see if the snake catches the gerbil first.
gen

im off yes you are to see the wizard, my man, the hardest workin person i know. he lives with a filipino. nk hope he has some green shit. my man lives in the big town and im far, far away. he has smoked but now doesnt even smoke dope. hes a redneck and i keep telling him to get on the web. now im thinking, shit james, hes had dsl for over a year and hasnt set it up yet. could be a security prob. let yall know what i do.\
talk wit ya later. did i tell you that i grew up in the ghetto. my wife hates when i mention the ghetto. oakland has a ghetto true. she says, gordo, you went to a christian school. true, but i had to transfer on the city 15 buses except the 15e i think.\
got to clean up and go to town.
talk later
gen

yes the wife made me take two xanax. knew she would so i took two extra canna cap.

i shall finish this here introduction at some point in time. (im doin foghorn leghorn as i write.) i view it as the penance that i justly deserve for not posting an introduction or in fact not posting at all for two years.

some here most certainly think that my self-imposed lengthy and thorough introductory postings are a punishment for them. i sincerely, hope not. i just think that im humorous.
i do make many typos, some i even correct. normally i will not use the shift key. that is why i never, well now, never, is a long long time, but i never use the apostrophe in my contractions. and i dont capitalize words even jesus and god. i do not wish to offend as i love jesus vera vera much, certainly more than any straight man should, i reckin. when i decided to formulate my posting style, i asked my lord and savior did he mind if i didnt cap his and his fathers name. jesus said he didnt mind. he is one with the father, after-all.

in conclusion, today, ; i probably will revert back to my cryptic self tomorrow, but i does like to talk like ole foghorn.

my spouse who is a writer says that an md s first book is certain to be published. maybe ill write my first book here and so how does ye like the introduction so far. you dosnt need to respond to any question i ask as i am used to answering my own questions. sides i have my dog, bowregard, who listens and wags his tail in the affirmative. he could never play poker well, cause of course he wags his tail if he has a good hand. rambling; must go.
gen131

Funny dude!

Welcome

ready for bed. flesh and blood to the bone; im not made of stone.

bow is a smart dog. he know all my emotional smells. could retell the story of bow and the k-nine unit. nite nite
gen131

Hello and welcome gen131.

battlecat1135

uk bud boy. thanks mate.

like a ducks back. ducks back. db.

pretty sad story. got time forssome now.
gen131

battlecat1185 thanks to.

so it was 1969 old chum from hs looked me up and asked me to go to woodstock with him. two aries eating fish and chips deep inside the beast and talking about free sex and rock and roll and drugs yes, i wanted to say. but id have to take leave which i wanted to save for terminal. fuck crazy stupid. church formulated decision.

hey dad, what did you do during vietnam. i was the only one with a chance to go to woodstock and didnt go. thats what i didnt do during vietnam
gen131

usually i hate christmas now, well when i watched as santa claus direct a marching band playing handels messiah at halfime show, well, when i saw that well, that was it for christmas. my roommate said she would write my book for me. she asked if she could write about it all and i said hell yeah. so i bought her a new wifi acer with 2gig ram. told her it was already outdated but it was cheap but light sixlbs.

so that fall, after missing woodstock, that fall when i hammered the big red left hander for a base hit, so that fall i got sick. headache, fever and chills. shoulda coulda, woulda.
gen131

damn. george orwell how did he die and when, anyone, anyone.

so jesus is hanging out at the student union. hes hanging out with all the rhodes scholars. lots of laughing and back slapping disturb serious students who whine to jesus.

jesus says, yes, even rhodes scholars needs some jesus. cant get enough jesus.

a few days ago i had an anxiety attack reading the thread re; teacher arrested in the sudan. but i wouldnt even consider going to the end of the tread. i said, man i like the feelings were intense and expected to read next that the woman was beheaded and then the missiles would be flying. it was not pleasant. sogen why do you doit. it the thrill init. is it. extremist behavior for sure, and is why i found myself back in the windowless room of the va. veterans administration, mental health. my family gp wouldnt give me the thorazine that i requested so he referred me to psych. what a dolt. nice guy ; wears cowboy boots and he touches me at least once a year. the gp who just looks at the communter screen. i think he thinks that im communicable. still a dolt.

where was i. panic attacks, anxiety attacks, paranoid delusions, bad trips, transient drug induced psychosis, havent always been dyslexic no segue way. sorry not through baking yet. brp
gen

Your an interesting guy Gen..... hope you stick around

Welcome mate, enjoy your stay

CPU

brp be right punny of course brb

time of the end no doubt. wake up ye bridesmaids. trim your pipes, grab your oil. cook up some frog legs. idont know what that means either. i dont get myself sometimes. no pictures, no recorders, please.

missed whoopi and the girls. they starting to let their hair down. jmo
gen

hey man canuckphuqup thanks. couch lock. lock the couch. couch lockability.

was thinking about myself, what else, and trying to figure when i parted ways with the ama shits. americqn medical assoc. and arrived at 1984. the year i filed a federal and state lawsuit against the oops wrong cd. my lawyer was killed in small plane crash the next year. or was that a dream. no she was in the cotton sun dress.

get off that hot topic for the things that pays the bills. kids. could some slammin be in yur future. just-stoned.
gen

the ama shit was not quite true. actually, the ama probably would have no members if hosp and clinics and such didnt either pay for the membership .... when i was a medical student the sma student medical assoc. presented two noteworthy peices of info. one, the ama adults held stock in rjreynolds and second that half of the medical students polled admitted to using mj. that was 1976-1978 in sunny california.

this is posted under my protest. jesus insists. so

from the prayer vault;

jesus, jesus.
yes child
jesus, jesus,
yes my child.
jesus, how come i seam to also go in circles
my child, quit whining or i will nail your other foot to the ground.
gen

ibeforeeexceptafterp. thats how i lerned it and ive been in sc hool all my life. and im unanymous in that.

warning;

the site uk420 allows me to post here and uncensored at that. they are in no way responsible for my choice or for any support in these post unless they tell me otherwise. these are all my words, although as the good book says , there is nothing gnu under the son. or as any humorous comedian will tell you. they stole their material from someone. at least made it their own. so for the legal types i dont use cut and paste and occ use artististic license. sometimesits morelike autisticlicense.
gen

some would come in to children of god and question the freedom that we have in jesus haysus christ. well, i say to those that would call a child of god with a degree in theology a blasphemer. makes me so mad i want to spit. not reeally. the spit, you kn9ows that some people throwup at the mention of some aliens spit. i swap spit with aliens. what do you fucking have to9 say about that . clam down gen. take a deep breath. oh that degree in theo was magna, no, summa cum laude. thats the way its spelled.

hyperbole, or is it. currently i have stopped all my meds, except mj smoke, and mj cannacaps. docs have cut enough from me. no metforman, no glyberide, no pamalor nortriptylene, not clonipin, well just talking out loud and kids dont try this shit at home.

a word on physics trained people. shut the fuck up. reasoning. dont want to jump in no doctors shit but i will. of course this is merely an introduction of gen131. there is more comedy coming. it would be funnier if you chould hear me read this. no comments are greatly appreciated but is not necessary as i have no rules in this thread other than love god supremely and yourself as much as you love your neighbor. golden it is.
aint braggin if ya been there and done that. as the good book says, a fool has said in his heart there is no god. and jesus dont use fool litely. and it is jesus that gives me the freedom to speak as i do . maybe its the latter rain.
gen131

what make you so testy. talking about physic. im sorry that you studied a science os long and did your doctorate and all that but the field is in the crapper and they know it. so what is to explain. lucy.

first of all i love jews. all jews, black and white and other colors. jesus is jew. i love jesus. thats logical no. using the shift key is a pain. really. got a dig recorder. think i can play music on it. its cool. so jesus in hanging out at the student union. just jawing with some philosopher students and talking out their collective asses when the dean comes by. jesus. please dont encourage these jackasses and what the hell are you smokin. jesus blows kgb smoke into the deans face and says, do i know you , dean. ididntthinkso. and by the way, cant have too much donkey. cant have too much donkey. thanks eddym

ok, so everybody always says well it dont take no einstein. cause ole albert is so fucking smart righy. well if he were near as smart as i am he would have kept his mother fuckin theories to himself. there i said it. jesus says the he repented. and i believe jesus. fyi gen is bald not a skinhead. im in south babylon but im not a fascist. i hate spelling but was going go say fuck but didnt want tobe gratuitous in muy vulgartity.
gen

and his name shall be called wonderful, counselor, almighty god, the everlasting the father, the prince of peace. isaiah.
good noches.\\
gen

This is a wined up right

Keep going gen.. its a great introduction.

windup you got me there, mate.\\

thanks sam3.

awhile back and i was off the turnpike somewhere in oklahoma. had a craving for beef and so took my wifes olds out for a spin and because the burger king is on the turnpike you needs to know how to get to it without paying the toll; only one way. so i get to the driveup and the speaker says got no whoppers. so i turn down csny and say, what, so i say well give me what kind of burger you got and he says i aint got no burgers. this is b u r g e r king right. so im pissed and think that what dont they serve stoners burgers or what and peal out back onto the turnpike and doing 90 before i let er coast and went to the house.

just saw an ad for bk and some lame ass joke about running out of whoppers and faergen said, thats what happened to you honey, i hafta call my daughter. she thought you were nuts. b u r g er king running out of burgers. indeed.
incidently, the army psychiatrists tested me for eight nine weeks and said that the worst we can call you and let you work is borderline personality. i looked it up and sure nuff i fit every sign and symptom. guess it must be true.
later
gen

Welcome to 420. Tell me Gen 1 31, when you were a preacher/pastor, how long were your sermons?

Your introduction is manic. Bet your sermons were long - and interresting too!

weedgenie thanks.
gen

Welcome to 420 gen ....


Always good to see the average age of members increased a bit ....


take care ...


Laz

laz thanks man. carlin funny guy.

so jesus is hanging out at the student union. talking to a group of older students. yeh, i hear ya man. so true, so true, been thar and done that, did you catch the raiders game, naw watched tiger strut his shit. hey, jesus, saw some scientists dig up your home town. didnt know that you were a hellenized jew. yeh, still think i was just a carpenter. hell, haysoos was forking divinci before leonardo.

jesus is hanging out at the student union. its pack perusual. three earth muffins were swooning to itunes. one asked jesus why he wasnt touring with his band anymore. i like hanging out here, interesting people. you know that jews cant just hang anywhere, sides im off sex for a time. they all screamed instantly at the same time. dont worry prettys, just storing up some sexual energy. the equipment is waranted for life be patient. jesus you so bad. iam iam.

so its 1969, woodstock, the mets, and other amazing shit. downiin venezuela an epidemic of vee , hey, its venezuela whats new. horse sleeping sickness makes its way thru central am. to mexico and oh, shit socal where a new vaccine is available to stop the epidemic. fucking pipe is clogged. havent made the coffee yet and obregard scarred the shit out of me. brb maybe.

another day. forcing myself to type. ordinary men. god only knows. fuck

end this fucking shit now damit where did the tankful heart go. the caring heart. what a worthless bird is the fucking peacock prancing around like all that not anything but colorful ful of somthin.solomon you bastard. understanding is blows. what use is thought. where do3es it take us no where just vapor. fleeting flies time dont care numb. post encephalic dont give a fuck im tired and it takes too much energy to brush my teeth. just a fat slob anyway dont need to chew that too much effort. gonna drown one day. thought cds were to stop skipping and such. fuck me. fuck you chac mool. fuck you genesis fuck crying. for what is there anythin to cry over. 4bucksagallon2percent. shut the fuck up moron. ok minding my breathing.

fuckin adenergic rush. what m i afraid of dying, suffering, going down. not really well think ive suffered unuff. what the fuck is umuff nuff. nuff. nuf nuf somebody answer the damn bell. brain mulittasks why cant i sub con breaks in and controls how are you yes me and you you sub con son you the son. well at least the tears are gone. goober.

watched no listened to pink fllyoid dumas cat spell for shit. 1979 fall then saw apocolypse now well the rest is in the archives of wramc dc. my child bride with two baby girls or was it three then. dont remember. next two girls were born under the umbrella of the 82nd airbourne. sic no really sic what the fuck do i know nothing. dont think it had anything to do with pink maybe the weed was too strong. but trippin for days and fuck cant work, honey, you could see my therapist. sic yes sic. love the sax an can play the sax first blow. cost too much you got the shit spend it ya fuckin shinflint titewaded mofo mothoutta your wallet actually flue. there was a thought there but it flown too.

scientist always fucking with shit that shakes luces wings. allusions delusions ill right illusions. vision blurring. probly the blood sugar. got the sugar diabetes. davidlet has the heart dz. think m 5 days older than dave. who cant predict the weather in indiana. which is which and who is who. easy to ask why tuff nowin why or thinjing so.when you know jesus you get smart without the shoephoney. shoephoney. make me want ferretgamo not. you sixty gen talk like a man. fuck off. couldnt say that until my fortiest birthday seling cars then learned to lie too late honesty is the best policy if you want t0o get fucked. well gettin forked is like taxes hello, why gen your head is filled fuckin cd still skippin. when did you last clean when put the grow fan to the cpu did i do that when man hard to doc u ment screws up the smoke but reminds me when i look at my grow log and it just peters out and stops i know it was some good shit. thank you jesus for the day. not today but a least it not dark anymore.
gen

pink is kinda trippy. should really listen gen. m no good listener. truth guess. auticistic sic license. doctors have license to kill, steal and squil like a pig. the mj mkes u cwayzee indeedee. wordy anachronisms no mean acronyms sic. fill like 30 as in finished journalizm. being stupid is fun sometimes until they call you stupid. supid is as sup8id does. what you donna do when you loves your skinny redheaded freckled momma and your momma stupid. not stupid gen, ignorant. well that how i felt when she dragged me in front of the church, gen you was what just walking and couldnt even dress yourself. say, what i can dress myself just fine. i used to dressup my first wife. course she was younger and theat do make a diff. m a terrible example for people you pose ft to be a professional. kids might be listening. you know the walls have pitchers have ears;, ....blahdeblahdeblahdeblah. a few radaraddas andonebye
gen

pitchers drinkand throw hardballs thanks guys this is liverating go jesus he know dont he. jesus is god. is the great im the tetra tetra tetragram aton the tetragramaton for u hebrew scholars heebrew hewbrew he brew, what. hebrew what. coffee. right on.