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#1 reg llama

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:04 PM

ive just been mooching round utube and was listening to a song and one of the links said it was a eurovision hit, gave me a terrible idea lol , find a decent eurovision song and you get to stick a shit one up too, free of charge and everything :guitar: .

ive decided to put a good one (in my mind :wassnnme: and if not at least its cheesy) and a daft one (cos im that kinda guy).

this is my good one lol


and bad :wassnnme:


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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:10 PM



Loved this one the closest the Eurovision ever got to a orgasm! :wassnnme:

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 06:13 PM

Yes Sir I Can Boogie is great, I love the cover by Goldfrapp!
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 08:33 PM

Does anyone ever remember a Cliff Richard Eurovision contender in the 1980's that was about a clock. The lyrics were really shit, like "The clock on the wall keeps ticking away". I remember it but I cannot find any reference to it anywhere on the Internet. It was during the period where Cliff wore woolly jumpers, sported a mullet and had them fucking stupid big glasses like what Deirdre Barlow wears, but with brighter colours.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 09:02 PM

Does anyone ever remember a Cliff Richard Eurovision contender in the 1980's that was about a clock. The lyrics were really shit, like "The clock on the wall keeps ticking away". I remember it but I cannot find any reference to it anywhere on the Internet. It was during the period where Cliff wore woolly jumpers, sported a mullet and had them fucking stupid big glasses like what Deirdre Barlow wears, but with brighter colours.


Was he not the presenter of the show that choose the enterant for the contest?
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 09:10 PM

He might have been, that might be why I cannot find reference to it. It was possibly the shittest of all shit songs and for that reason I Googled it a while ago but found fuck all. I actually ended up spending hours at one point as I don't like giving up on pointless things like that. I've still drawn a blank. I can still picture him now, moving his arms as if to indicate the International sign language for a fucking clock.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 09:20 PM

come on give it to engelbert humperdinck




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Posted 16 March 2012 - 09:31 PM

I found the UK entry from 2006 from Daz "They call me Uncle Badtouch" Sampson slightly sinister for some reason



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Posted 16 March 2012 - 09:33 PM

Anyone remember this? :punk: lol

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 09:48 PM

Back in 1998 this guy represented Germany



I think the song roughly translates to "You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free"


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