[MikeBong]

Only whitied a few times, this is usually brought on by drinking as many beers as i can put in me, coming home picking up my bong thinking im a hero racking a fat nut nailing it and then my whole world goes to shit.

[smarts]

smoking giant doobs before queing for oblivion at alton towers is never good for you, a 1000 eyes watching you singled out looking a little like an albino and bursting into laughter every few minutes.. that wasnt fun for me...like you said i could have easily been chucked to the padded cell for that one.

[grandad]

first time i smoked a ciggy i got a whitey, never had a whitey from cannabis. nowadays if someone lights a ciggy near me and i get a whiff, i get a whitey.

[Gom Jibbar]

If you are prone to whiteys then I recommend the following steps:

- Don't smoke after drinking alcohol (smoking first then drinking is OK)
- Don't smoke on an empty stomach or immediately after a large meal
- Make your first toke a very small one. Half your usual amount.
- After the toke have a big drink of water and a chunk of dark chocolate. Wait 20 mins before having another toke.

Cannabis causes a blood sugar and a blood pressure drop. Both of these can trigger an adrenal response and a hypo glycemic response. You need to ease into it if you are susceptible. The chocolate should steady the blood sugar drop as well as having an anti anxiety quality. Water will also make a big difference.

[mrweed]

Had a few whities in my time but we were at my mates house one day and had a bit of a sesh on the bottle/lung? - 2ltr bottle with the end cut off and a plastic bag taped on the end to pull the smoke in. (Gross I know but that's what we all used at the time!)
Anyway, we all had a couple of these and my mate who never smoked had one with some solid and weed mixed in together, straight after having them we decided to drive down to the local shop on our scooters to get some munchies but my non-smoking mate said he was going to wait back at the house as he didn't want to go.
We got back all giggly after doing the shop run and we couldn't find my mate anywhere, eventually we found him hiding under the stairs behind the sofa rocking back and forth...man I've never seen anyone so green in my life!! He started losing it and was accusing us of putting some other shit in with what he'd smoked! Then after a while went home, his missus phoned me up later asking me what I had given him and was about to take him to casualty! Luckily I convinced her he was just having a whitey. I'll never forget seeing him behind that sofa tho...funny as fuck!!!

[Sylar]

Used to get the odd whitie, but not since ive been growing my own, Which thanks to UK420 is a lot stronger (if nothing else better genetics) than the early cut wet dealer crap that was available before.

The only other real difference since ive been self sufficent, is that i no longer smoke baccy laces spliffs, 95+% of what i smoke is now pure.

Iam sure that baccy that helps trigger a whitie, otherwise i should be having them all the time aa iam defo smoking more now that iam self sufficent.

Any one else noticed anythng similar??

[rixy]

Bump.

Great thead, loving these stories

[ChronicLogic]

I'll only ever whitey these day's if I drink copious amounts , I usually have a joint and a few pints (less than 6) but if I drink I wouldn't touch the weed unless I was so pissed I forgot my foolproof no whitey plan.

Has anyone got any other names for whitey?
I've heard greened out a lot

Ohhh A nice little story from a while ago when I was in a children's home.

My taxi driver used to drive me 30+ miles to my school and on the way he would give me fags and let me roll spliff's, anyway 1 day he had some really nice stuff and I rolled a joint of it and he gave me the left overs from a nug a good half a gram at least. When I got home I skinned up my first ever kingskin and she where a beut. I went down by the river and sparked it up. It was good but I forced myself to smoke that last 1/3 of the spliff. In retrospective I should've chippied the cunt and smoked it but I didn't and I walked back to the home and ran up to my room where I was pretty much comatose but awake, There was a drink next to me but I couldn't be fucked to move adter 15-20 mins of not moving I got called down to have a talk with the manger halfway through the convo I said "I gotta dash mate" ran up stairs and proceeded to chuck my guts up.

A week later I got moved to another home.

If you ever feel like your going to whitey grab a nice cold glass of water and go outside and sip it slowly. That should make things better.

[Nunsacred]

I've a fair few whiteys, they are not all the same IMO.

Sometimes it's the worst feeling ever - I mean seriously I've had bad trips that were easier to cope with than a serious ganja whitey. Usually I only get these from resin, dunno why that is.

Other times it's just like an inconvenience, like my body's gone into toxic shock while my mind and emotions are unfazed, and I just wait for the palpitations to subside with a sort of amusement at it. Probably not good for the old ticker, though, and it can feel a bit like I'm almost getting cramp in my arms and chest, which also probably isn't good.

And then there's the "mental reset switch" kind of whitey which is hard work at the time, but the moment it eases, I feel like doing it again. It's still a whitey, though - never a laughing matter - but it feels like it's good for me emotionally.

None of the above are the same as a massive exhilarating weed buzz which can sometimes feel like it's too much, but is usually hilarious, or really mind-blowing. I only seem to get these from top grade bud.

[bushmaster82]

I nearly whiteyed on Thursday nite after my late nite smoke. I was watching the extras on the inbetweeners dvd and 1 person done a video diary which properly spun me out... I felt the saliva flow and had me thinking to myself come on man up ffs.
Funnily I went to bed 5 min later

[Embassy]

Ive had 1 whitey and i laid in an empty bath for around 8-9 hours, nearly had another whitey but laid down on my bed and passed out asleep just before it hit touch

[snatch]

the best one i ever had was at me mates at dinner at school smokin the buckets in the bath at his gaff while is mum was at work

a collapsed and fell and knocket me head on the sink never touch a bucket after that was smokin the resin then

[Evil Pixie]

My bestist whitey was back in the day when I was a teenage stoner. I had one fat spliffs worth left of some very nice bud. I thought to myself I would wait until midnight to smoke it, so i popped it on the side and bigged it up for about 5 hours. Finally midnight came after hours of patience. I sat on my window sill opened my window pulled the blind down behind me and tucked it into the void behind the radiator, Sparked up leant back ahhhhhhh

4 drags in I threw up all down the side of the house and it ran down all over the first story windows.

Needless to say I got bollocked.

[GreenOval]

My little bro is a faaaar bigger smoker than I (he's moved to Spain as it suits the lifestyle more for example) but he whities a helluva lot...

His favourite cure is to lie down on the tiled floor of a kitchen, cheek flat against the tile, and "let the cold surface pull you out of the whitey".



Needles to say, the number of times I've found him the following morning sleeping on the kitchen floor as he just passes out there..... literally dozens!

Honestly.. staying back at my folks home at Christmas (and bear in mind we are both big, grown men) I'd walk downstairs to find my Mum tip-toeing around this pair of legs sticking out from under the kitchen table... His misses, who is Italian, "he doesa this alla the time... he'sa too bigga for me to leeft"... just cracks me up.