Whitey's and why I don't toke!
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 08:57 AM
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 09:31 AM
- Don't smoke after drinking alcohol (smoking first then drinking is OK)
- Don't smoke on an empty stomach or immediately after a large meal
- Make your first toke a very small one. Half your usual amount.
- After the toke have a big drink of water and a chunk of dark chocolate. Wait 20 mins before having another toke.
Cannabis causes a blood sugar and a blood pressure drop. Both of these can trigger an adrenal response and a hypo glycemic response. You need to ease into it if you are susceptible. The chocolate should steady the blood sugar drop as well as having an anti anxiety quality. Water will also make a big difference.
Posted 07 August 2011 - 11:34 AM
Anyway, we all had a couple of these and my mate who never smoked had one with some solid and weed mixed in together, straight after having them we decided to drive down to the local shop on our scooters to get some munchies but my non-smoking mate said he was going to wait back at the house as he didn't want to go.
We got back all giggly after doing the shop run and we couldn't find my mate anywhere, eventually we found him hiding under the stairs behind the sofa rocking back and forth...man I've never seen anyone so green in my life!! He started losing it and was accusing us of putting some other shit in with what he'd smoked! Then after a while went home, his missus phoned me up later asking me what I had given him and was about to take him to casualty! Luckily I convinced her he was just having a whitey. I'll never forget seeing him behind that sofa tho...funny as fuck!!!
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 10:56 AM
The only other real difference since ive been self sufficent, is that i no longer smoke baccy laces spliffs, 95+% of what i smoke is now pure.
Iam sure that baccy that helps trigger a whitie, otherwise i should be having them all the time aa iam defo smoking more now that iam self sufficent.
Any one else noticed anythng similar??
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 10:19 PM
Great thead, loving these stories
All of this will happen again
Posted 26 August 2011 - 10:34 PM
cpt p.s ive mastered the art now though after 27 yrs like
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Posted 28 August 2011 - 07:37 PM
Has anyone got any other names for whitey?
I've heard greened out a lot
Ohhh A nice little story from a while ago when I was in a children's home.
My taxi driver used to drive me 30+ miles to my school and on the way he would give me fags and let me roll spliff's, anyway 1 day he had some really nice stuff and I rolled a joint of it and he gave me the left overs from a nug a good half a gram at least. When I got home I skinned up my first ever kingskin and she where a beut. I went down by the river and sparked it up. It was good but I forced myself to smoke that last 1/3 of the spliff. In retrospective I should've chippied the cunt and smoked it but I didn't and I walked back to the home and ran up to my room where I was pretty much comatose but awake, There was a drink next to me but I couldn't be fucked to move adter 15-20 mins of not moving I got called down to have a talk with the manger halfway through the convo I said "I gotta dash mate" ran up stairs and proceeded to chuck my guts up.
A week later I got moved to another home.
If you ever feel like your going to whitey grab a nice cold glass of water and go outside and sip it slowly. That should make things better.
Posted 28 August 2011 - 09:17 PM
Sometimes it's the worst feeling ever - I mean seriously I've had bad trips that were easier to cope with than a serious ganja whitey. Usually I only get these from resin, dunno why that is.
Other times it's just like an inconvenience, like my body's gone into toxic shock while my mind and emotions are unfazed, and I just wait for the palpitations to subside with a sort of amusement at it. Probably not good for the old ticker, though, and it can feel a bit like I'm almost getting cramp in my arms and chest, which also probably isn't good.
And then there's the "mental reset switch" kind of whitey which is hard work at the time, but the moment it eases, I feel like doing it again. It's still a whitey, though - never a laughing matter - but it feels like it's good for me emotionally.
None of the above are the same as a massive exhilarating weed buzz which can sometimes feel like it's too much, but is usually hilarious, or really mind-blowing. I only seem to get these from top grade bud.
Posted 02 September 2011 - 04:32 PM
Funnily I went to bed 5 min later
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:37 AM
a collapsed and fell and knocket me head on the sink never touch a bucket after that was smokin the resin then
Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:46 AM
4 drags in I threw up all down the side of the house and it ran down all over the first story windows.
Needless to say I got bollocked.
Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:55 PM
His favourite cure is to lie down on the tiled floor of a kitchen, cheek flat against the tile, and "let the cold surface pull you out of the whitey".
Needles to say, the number of times I've found him the following morning sleeping on the kitchen floor as he just passes out there..... literally dozens!
Honestly.. staying back at my folks home at Christmas (and bear in mind we are both big, grown men) I'd walk downstairs to find my Mum tip-toeing around this pair of legs sticking out from under the kitchen table... His misses, who is Italian, "he doesa this alla the time... he'sa too bigga for me to leeft"... just cracks me up.
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