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[Felix Dzerzhinsky]

I'm certainly not going to waste 8 hours of my life watching some dubious videos posted on Youtube I've got far better things to do

[Gumbo]

This is spurious shite.The thing that makes me laugh most heartily is that most conspiracy theorists think the Illuminati are the bad guys.You have fallen foul of the same Hegelian shit you profess to understand.

'This is the great object held out by this association; and the means of attaining it is illumination, enlightening the understanding by the sun of reason which will dispell the clouds of superstition and of prejudice.'
Adam Weishaupt

'The human race will then become one family, and the world will be the dwelling of Rational Men.'
Adam Weishaupt

Yeah yeah,I know this qualifies me for a tinfoil hat,I'm making it now,while I mix my hangover cure

[Cambium]

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You should view the world as a conspiracy, run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends

[Hir]

Felix Dzerzhinsky, on 15 March 2012 - 01:43 AM, said:

I'm certainly not going to waste 8 hours of my life watching some dubious videos posted on Youtube I've got far better things to do

Ain't it funny the person that repped you on that!

[Felix Dzerzhinsky]

Hir, on 16 March 2012 - 12:11 AM, said:

Ain't it funny the person that repped you on that!

You'll have to enlighten me on that Hir

[distracted]

I'm with felix, the idea of watching a 5 hour video is enough to blow my mind.

for interest and a 2 minute read here are the origins of the term illuminati, the third use, and the most modern, is illuminating (from the OED)

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illuminati, n.

sing. illuminato

Etymology: Plural of Latin illūminātus, Italian -ato ‘enlightened’, used in fig. sense.

A name assumed by or applied to various societies or sects because of their claim to special enlightenment in religious, or (later) intellectual, matters.

a. Applied to a sect of Spanish heretics which existed in the 16th c. under the name Alumbrados or ‘enlightened’; subsequently, to a similar but obscure sect of Familists which arose in France in Louis XIII's reign.

1599 E. Sandys Europæ Speculum (1632) 166 An other pestilent Sect there was not long since of the Illuminati in Aragon.
1652 R. Boreman Country-mans Catech. ii. 5 The Illuminatoes of the times, the Anabaptists.
1686 tr. D. Bouhours Life St. Ignatius ii. 77 The Inquisitors‥were induced to believe, that‥the Person‥might either be an Illuminato or a Lutheran.
1749 G. Lavington Enthusiasm Methodists & Papists (1754) I. ii. 114 The Alumbrado's or Illuminati of Spain.

b. Used to render German Illuminaten, the name of a celebrated secret society, founded at Ingolstadt in Bavaria, in 1776, by Professor Adam Weishaupt, holding deistic and republican principles, and having an organization akin to freemasonry; hence applied to other thinkers regarded as atheistic or free-thinking, e.g. the French Encyclopædists.

1797 J. Robison (title) Proofs of a Conspiracy against all the Religions and Governments of Europe, carried on in the secret meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati, and Reading Societies.
1798 G. Washington Lett. in Writ. (1893) XIV. 119 The doctrines of the Illuminati and principles of Jacobinism.
1802 Kett Elem. Gen. Knowl. 71 The Freethinkers of England, the Philosophists of France, and the Illuminati of Germany.

c. gen. Persons affecting or claiming to possess special knowledge or enlightenment on any subject: often used satirically.

1816 T. L. Peacock Headlong Hall i, The conversation among these illuminati soon became animated.
1846 H. Rogers Ess. I. iv. 157 What was dark to himself was happily quite clear to these illuminati [the alchemists].
1850 M. Fuller Life Without (1860) 41 Wilhelm is deemed worthy of admission to the society of the Illuminati, that is, those who have pierced the secret of life, and know what it is to be and to do.
a1878 G. G. Scott Recoll. (1879) iii. 111 All thanks and honour‥to the older Pugin, however much our illuminati may sneer.
1887 Contemp. Rev. Apr. 592 An illuminato like Katkoff may write as if Russia was invincible; practical men know better.

Ironically, by the third OED definition, conspiraloons can very easily be described as illuminati by those not claiming to be so enlightened Oh the irony

[Keye]

u all wack on dis vids from Tube but HOW can ANY of u xpect to no da answerz??? u not seen th PROOF!! in the vidz but 8 hrs for THE TURTH is no thing u alls want THE TURTH about THEM but YOU wont WATCH the TURTH if you watch the vidz yous see and no aym rite EVERYONE is no control HIPPO CRATES to them who WONT watch TURTH for 8 hrs all the TURTH is out THERE for YOU to WATCH but YOU wont WATCH it to SAVE urself from THEM.!!

No wonder YOU r all SHEEP who CARNT watch TURTH but follow Camerun and politishions with thur BULLSHIT ILLUMINUTTY BULLINGTONE CLUBS DONT U SEE IT????? WATCH THE TURTH FOR URSELF AND SEE IT ALLL!!!1

[Felix Dzerzhinsky]

distracted, on 16 March 2012 - 08:56 AM, said:

for interest and a 2 minute read here are the origins of the term illuminati

I think my attention span is up to two minutes

Keye, on 16 March 2012 - 09:26 AM, said:

u all wack on dis vids from Tube but HOW can ANY of u xpect to no da answerz??? u not seen th PROOF!! in the vidz but 8 hrs for THE TURTH is no thing u alls want THE TURTH about THEM but YOU wont WATCH the TURTH if you watch the vidz yous see and no aym rite EVERYONE is no control HIPPO CRATES to them who WONT watch TURTH for 8 hrs all the TURTH is out THERE for YOU to WATCH but YOU wont WATCH it to SAVE urself from THEM.!!

No wonder YOU r all SHEEP who CARNT watch TURTH but follow Camerun and politishions with thur BULLSHIT ILLUMINUTTY BULLINGTONE CLUBS DONT U SEE IT????? WATCH THE TURTH FOR URSELF AND SEE IT ALLL!!!1

[Takamine]

Keye, on 16 March 2012 - 09:26 AM, said:

u all wack on dis vids from Tube but HOW can ANY of u xpect to no da answerz??? u not seen th PROOF!! in the vidz but 8 hrs for THE TURTH is no thing u alls want THE TURTH about THEM but YOU wont WATCH the TURTH if you watch the vidz yous see and no aym rite EVERYONE is no control HIPPO CRATES to them who WONT watch TURTH for 8 hrs all the TURTH is out THERE for YOU to WATCH but YOU wont WATCH it to SAVE urself from THEM.!!

No wonder YOU r all SHEEP who CARNT watch TURTH but follow Camerun and politishions with thur BULLSHIT ILLUMINUTTY BULLINGTONE CLUBS DONT U SEE IT????? WATCH THE TURTH FOR URSELF AND SEE IT ALLL!!!1

damn Keye i DIENT no U is SO street BRuva i IS wiv cho on DIS man

[Lake Palmer]

Is Blackpool Illuminations anything to do with the Illuminati? It sounds very similar and its making me suspicious.

[Ishmael]

I gave the first one three seconds but then my doomy portentous background music filter kicked in.

Lake Palmer, on 16 March 2012 - 09:39 AM, said:

Is Blackpool Illuminations anything to do with the Illuminati? It sounds very similar and its making me suspicious.

Blackpool tower is quite pointy

like Cleopatras needle

and evryone knows what that stands for

unless they're in deNile har har

This post has been edited by Ishmael: 16 March 2012 - 09:43 AM

[distracted]

Lake Palmer, on 16 March 2012 - 09:39 AM, said:

Is Blackpool Illuminations anything to do with the Illuminati? It sounds very similar and its making me suspicious.

one and the same mate, they use the lights as a cover for the massive spend on sacrificial goats and red carters, even the world master have to balance the books

Ishmael, on 16 March 2012 - 09:41 AM, said:

Blackpool tower is quite pointy

like Cleopatras needle

and evryone knows what that stands for

unless they're in deNile har har

good point, and they renamed to top of the tower THE EYE last year, a clear reference to the eye on top of the pyramid in the dollar bills

This post has been edited by distracted: 16 March 2012 - 09:50 AM

[Ishmael]

distracted, on 16 March 2012 - 09:43 AM, said:

they renamed to top of the tower THE EYE last year, a clear reference to the eye on top of the pyramid in the dollar bills

fucking hell and youre still not convinced what would it take to persuade you the millenium fucking falcon parked on top?