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#16 User is offline   che fu 

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 10:57 AM

View PostBoojum, on 04 March 2012 - 10:31 AM, said:

View Postche fu, on 04 March 2012 - 10:07 AM, said:

ellie harrison


Had no idea who she was, did a google image search.

:wub:


Dimples :)

shes on today boojum bbc1 7pm countryfile
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:07 AM

View PostSawney Bean, on 04 March 2012 - 10:55 AM, said:

we need more pictures in this thread! :P


Attachment nigella.jpg :naughty:

Mate have you ever seen Nigella in a swimsuit? Put me right of her ,Do a google for .. nigella swimsuit and post one of those photos
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:15 AM

Dont do it dude youll ruin everything :headpain:
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:21 AM

View PostEelhelmet, on 04 March 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

I'd gladly give Nigella Lawson 50 quid if I could have a wank into her handbag :spliff:


Nigella is absolutely not tottie, smart or otherwise.

What short memories people have.

How quickly folks forget that her dad was one of the fat cunt tory scum that fucked up the country under Thatcher's years of misrule.

I don't give a shit how provocative she makes cooking, she is the spawn of pure evil, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:21 AM

View PostEelhelmet, on 04 March 2012 - 11:15 AM, said:

Dont do it dude youll ruin everything :headpain:

Go on you know you want to :dev:

ETA go on have a little peek

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:24 AM

View PostBoojum, on 04 March 2012 - 11:21 AM, said:

View PostEelhelmet, on 04 March 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

I'd gladly give Nigella Lawson 50 quid if I could have a wank into her handbag :spliff:


Nigella is absolutely not tottie, smart or otherwise.

What short memories people have.

How quickly folks forget that her dad was one of the fat cunt tory scum that fucked up the country under Thatcher's years of misrule.

I don't give a shit how provocative she makes cooking, she is the spawn of pure evil, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

so what are you trying to say then mate ? :wassnnme:
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:26 AM

I like a girl who reads....


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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:26 AM

View PostJimboo, on 04 March 2012 - 11:21 AM, said:



ETA go on have a little peek



Just did, what the fuck is she wearing? :puke:


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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:30 AM

View Postratdog, on 04 March 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:

View PostJimboo, on 04 March 2012 - 11:21 AM, said:



ETA go on have a little peek



Just did, what they fuck is she wearing? :puke:

A burkini mate
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:31 AM

View PostBoojum, on 04 March 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

I like to think I'm a civilized bloke, one of those 'right on' lefty kinda wankers, but as soon as I get drunk I seem to start threads about boobs or 'smart tottie'.

:ouch:

lol Yup, same here in my head!

View PostEelhelmet, on 04 March 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

Nigella Lawson

Pulse rises every time I hear that name.... sorry Boojum, but look at those puppies! I mean, hot damn!

I know I shouldn't but I guess I'll follow that link. Sad!
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:39 AM

View PostMr Herbert, on 04 March 2012 - 09:57 AM, said:

Rachel Riley :naughty:


Oh yes , almost worth watching countdown for
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:44 AM

View PostDegsy, on 04 March 2012 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostMr Herbert, on 04 March 2012 - 09:57 AM, said:

Rachel Riley :naughty:


Oh yes , almost worth watching countdown for

Fnaarf :wub:
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:55 AM

my ears are closed to all the anti Nigella brigade, you are not ruining my wanking material!!
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:56 AM

View PostSawney Bean, on 04 March 2012 - 11:55 AM, said:

my ears are closed to all the anti Nigella brigade, you are not ruining my wanking material!!



What about your eyes though mate? lol


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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:59 AM

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :(

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