[Dumb-Bo-Flo]

Hi all,

The only whitey i've ever had was way back when i was in my late teens. A friend moved into a new flat and loads of us went around for a house warming party. I'd been drinking for a good few hours so was full of vodka & coke (the drink ) anyway the next thing going on was a friend skinned up a big fat one.....some nice weed. I mostly smoked hash back then, so weed was a nice welcome. It only took a few tokes on the J to get the room spinning for me and i had to go to the loo. I must have been in there for about an hour & a half, i couldn't frickin move, just slumped near the bog .......all i could hear was loads of different people chatting outside, asking who was in the loo & knocking etc ..........that was a bad one people. Well it ended eventually and i tried to sneak out the loo un-noticed but got caught......oh btw it was the only loo in the flat. The end

Another time in Amsterdam back in 1999, me and a few friends were going around the coffeshops and we went into this place (i forget which coffeshop) and we were drinking, smoking & playing pool. A male friend went to the counter thingy and bought some weed but because he was crap at rolling he asked the guy serving to skin up for him. The guy asked how strong does he like his J's and my friend said strong. My friend collected his big nice J and only smoked less than a 1/4 of it.......then he wondered off to go outside A few of us went out to see if he was ok and we found him lying on the floor outside and he was white as a sheet

Lightweights hey

Dumb

[VicFirth12]

First time I smoked 'skunk' was on a ferry and there were 6 of us in a 4 birth room. I had been smoking hash and 'african bush' for a year or two so I thought nothing of chenging away. When we left the room there was about 50m of thin hallway to walk down, to me it looked like 10 miles, and the ferry was swaying from side to side. Griping the handrails on both sides I started to make my way down, we reached the main eating, drinking area of the ship and my mates (being slightly more experienced tokers) could see I wasn't fairing very well. He suggested that we step outside onto the side deck so out we went and the night air combined with strong fresh sea breeze brought me round a treat, I felt invincible. We proceeded to the food hall which was an 'all you can eat' affair. With a mountain of chips in hand we went and sat down. Looking at the children's menu we discovered that the mascot for the ships children's care was a big blue walrus called Wally. I got my mate's attention and pointed towards the cartoon walrus on the menu and was just about to start speaking then the double doors to restaurant burst open and a 7 foot blue walrus with a tee-shirt on with Wally written across it ran into the room. I lost it as for a second I was convinced I had created him with my mind but then the sound of happy/frightened/excited children swarming/running away from the walrus brought me round.

I being loving bud ever since

[loftmonkey]

I have had many whitys, I feel really heavy and uncomfortable when they kick in and feel an overwhelming need to lie down. If I find somewhere quiet to lie flat and relax it usually passes within 20 min or so.
I am and have been a non smoker (tobacco) so I usually get a whity from smoking a joint. I smoke neat weed all the time (daily) and don't usually throw a pail face but I can guarentee I will go sideways when I toke a joint with tobacco in it!

My wife stopped toking years ago because she would often throw a whity, smoking joints made her feel uncomfortable so she quit. She also quit smoking cigs too.

Once I smoked so much weed I turned a pale green colour - at least that's what my mates were telling me while laughing histerically

I will sometimes have the odd puff on a joint just to induce the edgyness, you know you are stoned enough when you throw a whity

Loftmonkey

[Soberman]

I had one at work during my lunch break, yep full on 3 hours puking in a loo cubicle, the tiles on the floor were zig zaggin like hell and waves of insane heart rate thinking fuck my heart could just stop any time. I was ok in the end it wore off but that was not good, not good at all, the bloke who passed the leb spliff in the lunch room (smoking out of the window) had to cover for me and say I got too hammered down the pub. I was 18/19 at the time.

I had some fixation a Lebenese fly had flown into the spliff and I smoked the lebanese fly, funny now but at the time I was mangled.

Nowadays I have OJ and licorice on standby, licorice (proper natural licorice not supermarket shite) Panda is a good brand
raises your blood pressure. So if you feel it's gonna be a tough ride, gobble some licorice and wash it down with orange juice. A bit hard on the stomach but if you can manage it it will calm you down a bit. And even if the licorice and sugar does not kick in it makes you feel psychologically better in the meantime.

I still get that... laying down and then it's like WTF everything slides and you have to get up and say "It's ok, keep cool, just be cool and that by and large stops the heart racing out of control. I find forcing yourself to switch your mind to a positive thought or something mind numbing on TV helps. I find the fast heart rate is caused when I have gone off in a "missing moments" tangent of negative thought and then you come back and feel you are going off on one. Just switch thoughts and tell yourself.. this is going to be cool, I can deal with it. Even stand up slowly (very slowly otherwise you get a head rush !) and put 2 hands out like you are going to do the big fish little fish cardboard box dance and say it's fine, it's fine and get locked onto something straight in the room. Some fresh air and distractions help pass the time of most "highness".

I know when I start saying "Deary me" to myself I am proper mash up. Some weed produces worse effects than others on the
"I cannot deal with this" level.

I also find doing something mind numbing like washing the dishes, dusting and cleaning a work surface helps, ha ha !

Not funny at the time but to a certain degree you can control it.

I eat my ganja so dosing it can catch you out especially with a new batch.

This post has been edited by Soberman: 30 April 2013 - 06:17 PM

[raindancer]

personally i have never suffered a "whitey" but have witnessed a few... ..two been the most memorable, the first was my mate, we had been invited to a 21st b/day party at a lad called punkie dave,s house,this was back in the 70,s we knew the lad n,all and was prepared for a good night,colt 45, beer, clan dew, and some lovely red leb that was doin the rounds @the time,we didnt expect his mum dad aunty and grannie etc... :headpain:so all dope smokin was top secret and kept quiet, which meant we were proper banging it it was gettin late on and me and me mate were in the downstairs lavvy,while we were having a toke, he decides he needs a dump as i was skinnin up,...he,d gone pale and was sweating...i just carried on as ya do, he was mid dump, and decided he was gonna puke, jumped up ,turned round and proceeded to empty his stomach in the lav, i was faced with his shitty arse,and couldnt stop laughing,proper giggle fit it was, he was barfing, i was howling, and nana n all the rest were banging on the door..."is everything alright in there"... that was awkward when two dudes walked out the lav eventually
the second which was the worst was my mates girlfriend who was a heavy acid user, we,had all been out on the lash and went back to my mates house for a few joints and more beer,i had some lovely "black", and we were all happy n chilled, when suddenly,she cries out, "i need some orange juice"...slides down the fridge whilst projectile vomiting, gurgling,sobbing, and pissed all over the kitchen floor ,proper give me the wiggins that did,poor lass, we did manage to sort her out,...eventually...sorry for the massive post ..got on a roll...

[bizzaro]

those moving avvi's do my box right in!!

oh whitey central last night,..il say no more!!!!!!! t'was good tho..

[Grimweeder]

i never had a whitey off of smoking weed when i was younger however i did pull a couple when i first started smoking hash. im thinking maybe its some crap in the hash that makes you sick, not jus the fact your really really really stoned. seems odd how weed never made me whitey the worst thing that happened with bud was i would pass out or fall asleep.

but yea apparently you whitey due to your blood sugar levels becoming soo low as thc lowers them which is wot causes the munchies. if they get too low it will make you ill. i read the best cure for a whitey is a cup of water with a spoon or 2 of sugar dissolved into it. or jus eat something sugary, but thats sometimes hard to do when your on a whitey. i have not experienced that since i was 13/14/ which is a good 15/16 years ago now an like i say never on pure bud. also dont forget chain-smoking baccy in spliffs can you make you feel sick aswell jus like chainsmoking ciggs can do.


the last whitey i remember was off some strange dark green hash that i had when i was about 15. this henry of hash had been passed around 3 of my mates already as they had smoked a decent spliff and whiteyed as they realised its some next level shit an didnt want to smoke it so sold it on( obviously i was not told this until it was too late), by the time it got to me it was only a small 5's bit left, but still id say about a tienth maybe jus under. now even at this age i was quit used to smoking hash an often smoked several spliffs in a row or bongs or touts as wel used to call them. my mate came around gave me the hash an insisted he roll it all into one spliff for me, i was a bit like "why waste it all in one spliff surely theres a couple there?" but it was nothing out of the ordinary really for me at that age we used to build packed spliffs. anyway i started smoking it after a few puffs attempted to pass it along to my mate. he politely refused so i kept smoking , after a few refusals i started to wonder why. then by the time i got down to half way on the spliff i knew why he didnt want it an why he was so reluctant. it pretty much was the strongest stuff ive ever come across even still today. i dont know wtf was in that hash but in literally knocked me out after half a joint. now i think back after all the other drugs ive done since it may have been mixed with opium. the effect was pretty damn intense i couldnt even stand up a very heavy body and mind stone. i was not sick though, i literally just passed out an couldnt speak or do anything. had to jus lay on the foor of my mates kitchen ko'd for a few hours.
ive never come across anything like it since or before. it was dark brown on the outside but when you burnt to crumble it or broke a bit off it changed to dark green colour. it was very unique stuff nothing like any of the more traditional imported hashish ive had since either.

This post has been edited by Grimweeder: 08 May 2013 - 12:41 PM

[hello]

Grimweeder, on 08 May 2013 - 12:12 PM, said:

the last whitey i remember....

my mate came around gave me the hash an insisted he roll it all into one spliff for me > attempted to pass it along to my mate. he politely refused so i kept smoking , after a few refusals i started to wonder why > i literally just passed out an couldnt speak or do anything

what a lovely friend!

[Pudster]

Every time i puff and drink i will throw a whitey without a doubt

I just cant stop puffing when i drink

The worst one is when your in someones house knowing people are going to want the toilet
seems to throw me into a worse state

I took a girl i just met to a mates house for a party and within a few hours
bang toilet bound,next thing i know im getting carried into his girlfriends bed

Not the best impression av made on a girl...needless to say it didnt last long

[the_pimp]

Took me years to be able to drink and smoke together but Im fine with pretty much any amount of either these days, doing it on an empty stomach means its only a matter of time before Mr White comes visiting though

Went to the Dam a couple of years back with two lads who had cutdown a lot, one of them had pulled a whitey before 10am on a 3 day trip. We laughed and pointed

[jumpman233345]

twice i remember whiteys , both i was about 14-15 yo

1st , in a flat , legs gave way and sat on the floor just requesting milk , milk plz i want milk
2nd was in a sandwich shop , i had ordered and was stood waiting for it , it came on all ov a sudden ! i said i'll be back in a minute , and i left and found a bench on the main road to sit on and sort my head out (it was about 8am tho)

i can mix any amount of ale and weed though ,it doesn't effect me , just sobers me up if anything