Whitey's and why I don't toke! Worst Experiences
Posted 09 June 2012 - 10:01 AM
The only whitey i've ever had was way back when i was in my late teens. A friend moved into a new flat and loads of us went around for a house warming party. I'd been drinking for a good few hours so was full of vodka & coke (the drink ) anyway the next thing going on was a friend skinned up a big fat one.....some nice weed. I mostly smoked hash back then, so weed was a nice welcome. It only took a few tokes on the J to get the room spinning for me and i had to go to the loo. I must have been in there for about an hour & a half, i couldn't frickin move, just slumped near the bog .......all i could hear was loads of different people chatting outside, asking who was in the loo & knocking etc ..........that was a bad one people. Well it ended eventually and i tried to sneak out the loo un-noticed but got caught......oh btw it was the only loo in the flat. The end
Another time in Amsterdam back in 1999, me and a few friends were going around the coffeshops and we went into this place (i forget which coffeshop) and we were drinking, smoking & playing pool. A male friend went to the counter thingy and bought some weed but because he was crap at rolling he asked the guy serving to skin up for him. The guy asked how strong does he like his J's and my friend said strong. My friend collected his big nice J and only smoked less than a 1/4 of it.......then he wondered off to go outside A few of us went out to see if he was ok and we found him lying on the floor outside and he was white as a sheet
Posted 19 June 2012 - 05:04 PM
I being loving bud ever since
Posted 19 June 2012 - 09:01 PM
I am and have been a non smoker (tobacco) so I usually get a whity from smoking a joint. I smoke neat weed all the time (daily) and don't usually throw a pail face but I can guarentee I will go sideways when I toke a joint with tobacco in it!
My wife stopped toking years ago because she would often throw a whity, smoking joints made her feel uncomfortable so she quit. She also quit smoking cigs too.
Once I smoked so much weed I turned a pale green colour - at least that's what my mates were telling me while laughing histerically
I will sometimes have the odd puff on a joint just to induce the edgyness, you know you are stoned enough when you throw a whity
Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:15 PM
I had some fixation a Lebenese fly had flown into the spliff and I smoked the lebanese fly, funny now but at the time I was mangled.
Nowadays I have OJ and licorice on standby, licorice (proper natural licorice not supermarket shite) Panda is a good brand
raises your blood pressure. So if you feel it's gonna be a tough ride, gobble some licorice and wash it down with orange juice. A bit hard on the stomach but if you can manage it it will calm you down a bit. And even if the licorice and sugar does not kick in it makes you feel psychologically better in the meantime.
I still get that... laying down and then it's like WTF everything slides and you have to get up and say "It's ok, keep cool, just be cool and that by and large stops the heart racing out of control. I find forcing yourself to switch your mind to a positive thought or something mind numbing on TV helps. I find the fast heart rate is caused when I have gone off in a "missing moments" tangent of negative thought and then you come back and feel you are going off on one. Just switch thoughts and tell yourself.. this is going to be cool, I can deal with it. Even stand up slowly (very slowly otherwise you get a head rush !) and put 2 hands out like you are going to do the big fish little fish cardboard box dance and say it's fine, it's fine and get locked onto something straight in the room. Some fresh air and distractions help pass the time of most "highness".
I know when I start saying "Deary me" to myself I am proper mash up. Some weed produces worse effects than others on the
"I cannot deal with this" level.
I also find doing something mind numbing like washing the dishes, dusting and cleaning a work surface helps, ha ha !
Not funny at the time but to a certain degree you can control it.
I eat my ganja so dosing it can catch you out especially with a new batch.
This post has been edited by Soberman: 30 April 2013 - 06:17 PM
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:04 PM
the second which was the worst was my mates girlfriend who was a heavy acid user, we,had all been out on the lash and went back to my mates house for a few joints and more beer,i had some lovely "black", and we were all happy n chilled, when suddenly,she cries out, "i need some orange juice"...slides down the fridge whilst projectile vomiting, gurgling,sobbing, and pissed all over the kitchen floor ,proper give me the wiggins that did,poor lass, we did manage to sort her out,...eventually...sorry for the massive post ..got on a roll...
Posted 08 May 2013 - 12:12 PM
but yea apparently you whitey due to your blood sugar levels becoming soo low as thc lowers them which is wot causes the munchies. if they get too low it will make you ill. i read the best cure for a whitey is a cup of water with a spoon or 2 of sugar dissolved into it. or jus eat something sugary, but thats sometimes hard to do when your on a whitey. i have not experienced that since i was 13/14/ which is a good 15/16 years ago now an like i say never on pure bud. also dont forget chain-smoking baccy in spliffs can you make you feel sick aswell jus like chainsmoking ciggs can do.
the last whitey i remember was off some strange dark green hash that i had when i was about 15. this henry of hash had been passed around 3 of my mates already as they had smoked a decent spliff and whiteyed as they realised its some next level shit an didnt want to smoke it so sold it on( obviously i was not told this until it was too late), by the time it got to me it was only a small 5's bit left, but still id say about a tienth maybe jus under. now even at this age i was quit used to smoking hash an often smoked several spliffs in a row or bongs or touts as wel used to call them. my mate came around gave me the hash an insisted he roll it all into one spliff for me, i was a bit like "why waste it all in one spliff surely theres a couple there?" but it was nothing out of the ordinary really for me at that age we used to build packed spliffs. anyway i started smoking it after a few puffs attempted to pass it along to my mate. he politely refused so i kept smoking , after a few refusals i started to wonder why. then by the time i got down to half way on the spliff i knew why he didnt want it an why he was so reluctant. it pretty much was the strongest stuff ive ever come across even still today. i dont know wtf was in that hash but in literally knocked me out after half a joint. now i think back after all the other drugs ive done since it may have been mixed with opium. the effect was pretty damn intense i couldnt even stand up a very heavy body and mind stone. i was not sick though, i literally just passed out an couldnt speak or do anything. had to jus lay on the foor of my mates kitchen ko'd for a few hours.
ive never come across anything like it since or before. it was dark brown on the outside but when you burnt to crumble it or broke a bit off it changed to dark green colour. it was very unique stuff nothing like any of the more traditional imported hashish ive had since either.
This post has been edited by Grimweeder: 08 May 2013 - 12:41 PM
Posted 08 May 2013 - 05:41 PM
my mate came around gave me the hash an insisted he roll it all into one spliff for me > attempted to pass it along to my mate. he politely refused so i kept smoking , after a few refusals i started to wonder why > i literally just passed out an couldnt speak or do anything
what a lovely friend!
Posted 09 May 2013 - 12:03 PM
I just cant stop puffing when i drink
The worst one is when your in someones house knowing people are going to want the toilet
seems to throw me into a worse state
I took a girl i just met to a mates house for a party and within a few hours
bang toilet bound,next thing i know im getting carried into his girlfriends bed
Not the best impression av made on a girl...needless to say it didnt last long
Posted 09 May 2013 - 01:42 PM
Went to the Dam a couple of years back with two lads who had cutdown a lot, one of them had pulled a whitey before 10am on a 3 day trip. We laughed and pointed
Posted 10 May 2013 - 07:56 AM
1st , in a flat , legs gave way and sat on the floor just requesting milk , milk plz i want milk
2nd was in a sandwich shop , i had ordered and was stood waiting for it , it came on all ov a sudden ! i said i'll be back in a minute , and i left and found a bench on the main road to sit on and sort my head out (it was about 8am tho)
i can mix any amount of ale and weed though ,it doesn't effect me , just sobers me up if anything
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
-Hunter S Thompson-