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#1 DaYone

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:25 PM

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In 1954, a child was born, a baby girl, whom the Stasi File identifies as Angela Merkel, today's Chancellor of Germany. Her official birthday is July 17, 1954. However, the Stasi file which is currently in the Soviet KGB archives, records her birth as April 20, 1954. If this secret police citizen’s file in the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (GDR) is correct, then Hitler’s daughter, Angela Merkel, was born on Adolph Hitler’s birthday - April 20.

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theres something adrift with the dates but I think you get the story

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:31 PM

Well let's look at the facts...

She was born in Germany

She is Chancellor, as was Adolf Hitler

There is a website with a story on saying she is Hitlers daughter.

It looks like the real deal to me, she's Hitlers daughter alright.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:32 PM

its bloody obvious looking at that link, her eyes are proper hitlery (whilst waiting for the link to appear i couldnt help thinking "gotta be to the icke forums this badboy" lol

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:33 PM

harry mudd, on 06 December 2012 - 06:32 PM, said:

its bloody obvious looking at that link, her eyes are proper hitlery

Oh aye, yeh, the fucking eyes, well spotted.

I reckon she has a tash but she gets it waxed.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:36 PM

maybe she's got a "hitler" rocking down below :fart:

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:39 PM

This needs to be moved out of conspiracies

FACT!

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:46 PM

I've heard a lot less plausible in the conspiracy threads before now...

At the risk being ribbed I'll admit that this seems more than 'within the realms of possibility' and quite possibly I'd go as far to say 'quite likely'..

Call me a conspiraloon if ya like! But stranger things have happened at sea...

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:47 PM

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This needs to be moved out of conspiracies

FACT!

TASTACHE!!

all we need is a mod whos a bit of an oddbod, any ideas :wassnnme:

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:47 PM

Yeh, in fairness, who knows.

Sorry, I didn't mean to shit on the thread, she does have Hitlery eyes, like Harry said.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:49 PM

I think you lot need to look closer to home.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:51 PM

I personally have no further questions. Aside from the tache she is a dead ringer...

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:55 PM

check the ears out too, dead ringer except for the hair colour (and spunkcatcher) [gobsmacked smilie thing]

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:56 PM

iv always thought she was double suspect, have you seen her half brother? :fear:

(insert picture of dr strange love trying to keep his arm down)

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:01 PM

It's obvious, Angela Merkel is an anagram of, "A German leek"

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:04 PM

*DJ*, on 06 December 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:

iv always thought she was double suspect, have you seen her half brother? :fear:

(insert picture of dr strange love trying to keep his arm down)

ive tried a google images and nowts coming up (is he that mad that theyre hiding his image :unsure:

), have you got a picture please

Hir, on 06 December 2012 - 07:01 PM, said:

It's obvious, Angela Merkel is an anagram of, "A German leek"

bang to rights lol

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