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    • HazyDaze
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      Okay, lads, shit's getting Real, here! My own, glorious, Grobe is now sitting there. Right behind me! Almost finished. And already a wondrous sight to behold!  She's a fucking beauty and will Look like some rather tasteful, well put together piece of roomly artefact. I'm perfectly happy to see it there 🙂   Trouble is; How the hell do I Explain it?!? I've just spoke to my neighbour, on the phone. I'd borrowed a tool off him, to work on it. I was saying how well His tool worked. And how Tom was bringing me a last bit of materials, toThatnight. Boosh! That's Two fucking people, 100% guaranteed to be in this room. Both known me decades. Both gonna be saying;   " Wow! Yeah! Ye've made a great job of that! Even looks very nice! Well done! ..... What the fuck is it though?! "   And I dunno!!! 😱 Mate one saw my actual Tent, all set up and stood there in the kitchen. Cunt asked, of course! I blurted out that I was gonna breed fucking Spiders in it. Hence it had " Spider Farmer " emblazoned all over it. He already has his serious doubts about me. So, I think he sort of took that as just the sort of shit he'd imagine I get up to, down here.   Now, I'll be putting the tent in the Grobe. Tom's coming here, tonight. He's seen the tent, in the grobe. (I was fitting it) Tonight? Tent's back in the kitchen ~ back turned, so it's a Bit less iffy! Grobe's standing there, in all her doorless glory. It's patently a fucking great 'Box'. I'd previously laughed it off, with Tom. Said I'd be keeping the fucking Gimp in there!   The Fuck do I say now? Especially when there's an air vent showing, on one side. And a carbon filter ~ which, yes, I'll probably disguise ~ on top. In my fucking living / bed room?! It's pretty as all fuck. It'll Look gorgeous. It just needs a 'Purpose'. A Reason for being there!   I'm panicking. Cos I'm seeing my neighbour in an hour. We'll chat. His drill will be mentioned. My project. He's gonna fucking ask, isn't he?! Then, Tom's gonna be standing here, staring right at it!!!   Best I can come up with is Mealworms!!! (Am I good?!) I keep chickens. They're notorious for selling their souls for mealworms. I have a fucking Bullfrog ~ neither of them know what That eats. But ... And, it's almost, sort of, kinda 'plausible', isn't it?   " Yeah! Costing me a fortune, by the sack. Fuck that! Breed my own! They like it Warm and dark. The bang off them, eating all that bran, is a bit hot. But, crafty me's even put a fucking Filter on there, look! " Feel me? Could You swallow this shit, if ye knew absolutely Nothing about what us dope fiends really get up to? Coming from a guy ye already convinced is a fucking lunatic, anyway?   I'm desperate, lads! You know the score; One single ~ even 'Best Mate' ~ twigs what's going on here? They'll tell Some cunt! Whole fucking area will know about " The Grow House " by this weekend!!!   What ye reckon, lads? I could Never match The Blue Fridge! Hand of fucking God was on That one! 😍 But; Anyone beat 'Mealworm Colony' as a runner up? (And I've got less than an hour, before I'm talking! 😂)   Funny as fuck, when ye look at it; Row of plants on ye bed sit window sill? Fuck 'em! Par for the course!   Grown arsed man, quietly living a life of obscurity. Tucked away like a hermit? " WTF's That cupboard thing, in ye room? " And all hell breaks loose! 🤣  
    • Cursed
      Me and a friend used to regularly try and think of film sequels that you’d consider better than the first film. We could never think of many but this was one that we always agreed on.    *waits patiently for someone to mention terminator 2 being better than terminator so I can explain in great painful detail why they’re wrong *  
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